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Certified Menefreghismo™️ Practitioner and card-carrying Communist
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My only desire in life, when it’s all said and done, is to be trusted and beloved by children and animals.
Just saw a 40 year old man say, “I’m not going to listen to Ed Sheeran anymore.“

Anymore?

ANYMORE?!
September 15, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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When will the age of peak TV return?
September 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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as always, you should never listen to people who work in tech. they’re all either drug addicts with dunning-kruger syndrome or con artists
also neither of these is going to create an extinction-level event. do people just not understand how many of us there are spread across nearly the whole globe and how adaptable we are?
September 15, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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September 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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Tilly Norwood sounds like a disgraced silent movie actress
September 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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100 years ago on this date: the first Jelly Roll Morton & Red Hot Peppers session for Victor Records, in the ballroom of the Webster Hotel in Chicago. Released takes: "The Chant," "Smoke House Blues" and, greatest of all, "Black Bottom Stomp" www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnFU...
Black Bottom Stomp - Jelly Roll Morton's Red Hot Peppers (1926)
YouTube video by Atticus Jazz
www.youtube.com
September 15, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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A lot of things that have paywalls actually do not if you use the library.
September 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Remember this fucking guy?
September 14, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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the 15 minutes before a zoom are a type of cursed time
September 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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September 14, 2026 at 5:00 AM
buh
Frank Sanazi & The Iraq Pack - Full Show Promo
YouTube video by Frank Sanazi
youtu.be
September 14, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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What’s wrong with “cope.” What am I supposed to do, stare horrors straight in the face without blinking, thinking nothing besides “damn that sucks”? No. Cope is good. Hell I’m coping right now
September 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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idk how to prove it but this is some kind of fundamental symptom of what’s wrong with society
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO
September 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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“I need AI because i have this cool idea but don’t have the skills to pull it off” my brother it’s called Posting
September 12, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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I went to Google Eve Barlow because I don't know who she is, and one of the first things to pop up (after her Substack) was the question "what is Eve Barlow famous for?"

So. . . I guess nobody. . . 😂
you're calling me a stupid ass bitch liar just because I was lying?? ON ROSH HASHANAH???
September 12, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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September 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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It’s illegal to celebrate Rosh Hashanah in Chicago without posting this picture.
September 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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good and righteous thread from Parker
Over the past couple of days, I've seen a lot of cis people say some version of, "Biden was the most pro-trans president ever, and you wouldn't vote for him, so now this is what you get."

And it's just really weird for a few reasons.
September 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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From the never-produced Mr. Show movie HOORAY FOR AMERICA! Late ‘90s.
September 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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All of the history of gender segregation of sports revolves around men being beaten by women at things and then tricking everyone by saying "well women need their own special place to compete so they have opportunities :)"
September 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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That rock skipping, yes tossing stones across a pond or river, is a gender segregated sport, should tell you something about how gendered sports are not about fairness of physical ability, and is instead about the male ego
September 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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September 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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September 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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One of my most fundamental pedagogical beliefs is that students don’t learn well when they don’t know why they’re learning something.
September 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM