J B
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What is the rest of the list of baseball’s fastest growing sensations? I really wanna know.
August 21, 2026 at 11:01 PM
What is the rest of the list of baseball’s fastest growing sensations? I really wanna know.
I am a porcupine
All your bark is mine
I'm looking pretty fine
I have 30,000 spines
I don't mean to boast,
But I'm pretty as a rose
Don't get too close
Or I'll poke you in the nose
All your bark is mine
I'm looking pretty fine
I have 30,000 spines
I don't mean to boast,
But I'm pretty as a rose
Don't get too close
Or I'll poke you in the nose
Porcupine – The John Benjamin Band
Lyrics and audio for “Porcupine” by The John Benjamin Band.
johnorama.com
August 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I am a porcupine
All your bark is mine
I'm looking pretty fine
I have 30,000 spines
I don't mean to boast,
But I'm pretty as a rose
Don't get too close
Or I'll poke you in the nose
All your bark is mine
I'm looking pretty fine
I have 30,000 spines
I don't mean to boast,
But I'm pretty as a rose
Don't get too close
Or I'll poke you in the nose
Let’s drop these mofos on Mars
Beavers helping to reduce drought with wetlands
Research shows beavers are creating more wetland areas since being reintroduced to the wild.
www.bbc.com
August 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Let’s drop these mofos on Mars
Visited Montreal and got a little @dropout cackle from the Biodome. Always funny.
August 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Visited Montreal and got a little @dropout cackle from the Biodome. Always funny.
Elizabeth Warren: "The National Guard are not pawns and taxpayer dollars are not a piggy bank for Trump's political stunts."
All evidence to the contrary...
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
All evidence to the contrary...
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
National Guard deployment to Washington through 2029 will cost roughly $1.4 billion, estimate shows
The cost estimate is for fiscal years 2027-2029 and came in response to questions from Massachusetts Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren.
www.pbs.org
August 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Elizabeth Warren: "The National Guard are not pawns and taxpayer dollars are not a piggy bank for Trump's political stunts."
All evidence to the contrary...
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
All evidence to the contrary...
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Depends on if you mean it at the time. If you do, then it’s not like a ceasefire.
oh, so a ceasefire is like when i say i’m going to stop eating cheese
July 25, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Depends on if you mean it at the time. If you do, then it’s not like a ceasefire.
Watching videos about ppl who would rather be home alone or aren’t social or etc etc and yet still when I do go out everybody else knows the rules and is having a great time and is staring at me. What is up with that?
July 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Watching videos about ppl who would rather be home alone or aren’t social or etc etc and yet still when I do go out everybody else knows the rules and is having a great time and is staring at me. What is up with that?
Not to speak ill of the dead but fuck that craven shitbag good riddance
July 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Not to speak ill of the dead but fuck that craven shitbag good riddance
Tell me more about the weather, I can’t get enough. Is it humid? I need deets.
July 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Tell me more about the weather, I can’t get enough. Is it humid? I need deets.
A proposed rule fueled by Trump’s conspiracy theories would require the USPS to keep a list of voters it believes should be allowed to vote by mail—and give them the power to hold those ballots hostage. Urge them to say NO and help protect voting by mail:
act.standupamerica.com/letters/cte-...
act.standupamerica.com/letters/cte-...
Don’t Let Trump Sabotage Vote by Mail!
In a new proposed rule, the USPS would be required to keep a list of voters it believes should be allowed to vote by mail—as well as the power to stop those ballots from being delivered. Urge them to ...
act.standupamerica.com
July 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
A proposed rule fueled by Trump’s conspiracy theories would require the USPS to keep a list of voters it believes should be allowed to vote by mail—and give them the power to hold those ballots hostage. Urge them to say NO and help protect voting by mail:
act.standupamerica.com/letters/cte-...
act.standupamerica.com/letters/cte-...
I’ve always said that @dropout.tv is the future of television. This is just more evidence.
June 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I’ve always said that @dropout.tv is the future of television. This is just more evidence.
Have you met a people? They suck. They don’t have empathy and when asked to fake it they are bad at that. AI is good at faking empathy. And if you’re that widow in this example, that’s what you need.
June 21, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Have you met a people? They suck. They don’t have empathy and when asked to fake it they are bad at that. AI is good at faking empathy. And if you’re that widow in this example, that’s what you need.
Hey did you know that children have a poor sense of relative age? Hahahahaha they’re so stupid
June 20, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Hey did you know that children have a poor sense of relative age? Hahahahaha they’re so stupid
I need a neon orange ball pump with strobe light and proximity alarm and a lo-jack
June 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I need a neon orange ball pump with strobe light and proximity alarm and a lo-jack
“Burn it to the wick” doesn’t make sense. The wick is the thing that burns. Come on, do better, 1970’s Heart.
May 29, 2026 at 12:51 PM
“Burn it to the wick” doesn’t make sense. The wick is the thing that burns. Come on, do better, 1970’s Heart.
Reposted by J B
so many veteran rappers don't reach old age, and I hate it
May 22, 2026 at 9:38 PM
so many veteran rappers don't reach old age, and I hate it
R.I.P. David Alan Coe
Take this world and shove it...
Take this world and shove it...
April 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
R.I.P. David Alan Coe
Take this world and shove it...
Take this world and shove it...
Georgia lawmaker can fuck right off
April 27, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Georgia lawmaker can fuck right off
Is @reuters.com trying to gaslight us? WTF is “Chornobyl”? apple.news/A_TIyrjuiSLu...
Forty years after nuclear disaster, Ukraine's Chornobyl plant is haunted by war — Reuters
Denys Khomenko betrays no emotion recalling the night last year when a Russian strike drone tore into the protective arc covering the part of the Chornobyl nuclear plant that suffered the world's wor...
apple.news
April 27, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Is @reuters.com trying to gaslight us? WTF is “Chornobyl”? apple.news/A_TIyrjuiSLu...
An all time fav show ever, long live Taskmaster.
You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfH...
Season 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full Episode
YouTube video by Taskmaster
www.youtube.com
April 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
An all time fav show ever, long live Taskmaster.
Why do ppl keep referencing the 25th amendment? There are no reasonable people in the Executive branch. It’s a sodden basket of craven lickspittles. Expecting them to behave otherwise is utter stupidity.
April 10, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Why do ppl keep referencing the 25th amendment? There are no reasonable people in the Executive branch. It’s a sodden basket of craven lickspittles. Expecting them to behave otherwise is utter stupidity.
Today’s kids have it so much easier than we Gen-Xers did, and if have my way my son will never fucking know that. Fucking Gen-X nostalgia needs to fucking die in a fire.
April 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Today’s kids have it so much easier than we Gen-Xers did, and if have my way my son will never fucking know that. Fucking Gen-X nostalgia needs to fucking die in a fire.
Byron Allen's company is literally buying the time slots from CBS and then is responsible for selling their own ads. This is a replacement for The Late Show in the same way that ShamWow infomercials would be. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/c...
CBS Sets ‘Late Show’ Replacement: Byron Allen’s ‘Comics Unleashed’
The show, currently airing at 12:35 a.m., will move up an hour the day after Stephen Colbert signs off.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
April 7, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Byron Allen's company is literally buying the time slots from CBS and then is responsible for selling their own ads. This is a replacement for The Late Show in the same way that ShamWow infomercials would be. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/c...