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abigbagofkeys.bsky.social
Roberta Sparrow
@abigbagofkeys.bsky.social
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Don't bother the snakes
Leave all the snakes... alone
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davidjroth.bsky.social
[bleary, drawling] "In my eyes/indisposed" [suddenly too zesty] "in DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS"
schooley.bsky.social Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 17h
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
October 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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schooley.bsky.social
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
October 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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bakoon.bsky.social
October 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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ironghazi.bsky.social
Dang, this Amazon data collection thing is spooky accurate
October 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
abigbagofkeys.bsky.social
I farted so hard I
dbellingradt.bsky.social Daniel Bellingradt @dbellingradt.bsky.social · 1d
Wrong answers only. My bet:
thanks for all the fish.
Newspaper headline: Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words.
October 7, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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thegoodmorningman.bsky.social
Good Morning!!! Time for a drink!!!
October 7, 2026 at 12:55 PM
abigbagofkeys.bsky.social
Oh my god
October 7, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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tuckfriendly.bsky.social
God said let there be light, so he has to shoulder some of the blame, too.
October 7, 2026 at 3:31 AM
abigbagofkeys.bsky.social
And if I'm not there
Don't look back
Just go
October 6, 2026 at 3:32 AM
abigbagofkeys.bsky.social
Eyyy the name's Sal Monell, of the Typhi Monells!
October 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
abigbagofkeys.bsky.social
Oh baby oh baby
morrowind-txt.bsky.social morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 2d
Speak with me again when the first stage of your tower is complete. It will only take a few days for it to finish growing.
October 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com
the new firefox update sucks.
thanks to YOSPOS, you can create a fix with this:

go to `about:config` and set `toolkit.legacyUserProfileCustomizations.stylesheets` to `true`
locate your profile FF directory in `about:support`
create a folder named `chrome` and then create the file `userChrome.css`
// # the contents of the file `userChrome.css` :root { --toolbarbutton-border-radius: 0px !important; --tab-border-radius: 0px !important; --arrowpanel-border-radius: 0px !important; --arrowpanel-menuitem-border-radius: 0px !important; } // # also do this for tab groups #tabContextMenu #context_moveTabToNewGroup { --toolbarbutton-border-radius: 0px !important; --tab-border-radius: 0px !important; --arrowpanel-border-radius: 0px !important; --arrowpanel-menuitem-border-radius: 0px !important; }
October 6, 2026 at 1:22 AM
abigbagofkeys.bsky.social
Folks,
sluggo is lit
nancycomics.bsky.social NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 2d
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 22,1974
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE IN THE CLASSROOM WITH SEVERAL OTHER KIDS, THE TEACHER ASKS SLUGGO A MATH QUESTION TEACHER: SLUGGO, IF YOU HAD FIVE CANDY BARS AND I ASKED YOU FOR TWO, HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE LEFT? SLUGGO ANSWERES WITH A GRIN : FIVE
October 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
abigbagofkeys.bsky.social
when the bear's not on screen, everyone should be asking, "where's the bear?"
joadsprocket.bsky.social Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 4d
I'm watching this thing and every episode is twice as long as it should be, and fully half of the shots that include the bear would work with a bear prop that can make, like, breathing motions
culturecrave.co Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · Mar 14
Seth MacFarlane says they can come up with enough stories to have ‘Ted’ run for 20 seasons 🐻

“The only thing that hinders us is the expense. To create the bear is a lot of money"

(via Collider)
October 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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killhamster.bsky.social
lil dude is just chillin in my laundry
October 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
abigbagofkeys.bsky.social
Recreating Twitter over again indeed
rwoodsmall.bsky.social Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 4d
not a fucking chance. get a blog dip shit
a bluesky thread indicator "1/25." and would you believe the thread starts awful and gets worse?
October 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
abigbagofkeys.bsky.social
whose thick child is this
timprice.bsky.social Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 4d
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
October 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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hellgorithm.website
I wanna know everything
I wanna be everywhere
I wanna fuck everyone in the world
I wanna do something that matters

(playing Stardew Valley)
October 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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levostregc.bsky.social
That ys great!
The starte ys an
Earthe
Quake --
Foweles, Serpentes,
An Aeroplane --
And Lenny Bruce nys not afrayde
October 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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nerodsi.bsky.social
Happy September 30th everyone! 💛
September 30, 2026 at 3:06 PM
abigbagofkeys.bsky.social
You can do anything
At autowarcom
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d
Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, we are announcing the creation of Autonomous Warfare Command, or Autowarcom."
September 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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dennisbhooper.bsky.social
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
EXCLUSIVE: Bari Weiss 'Likely Out' at CBS After Paramount/Warner Bros. Merger as 'Anti-Woke' Editor Blamed for Torpedoing '60 Minutes'
Bari Weiss has been blamed for 60 Minutes' slide in viewership this season after making sweeping changes to the news network.
radaronline.com
September 30, 2026 at 1:16 AM
abigbagofkeys.bsky.social
Man I'm 42 years old how do I always end up under the chair during the horah cmon I know people get married later in life but please. Please!
September 28, 2026 at 3:38 AM