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Mostly here to talk about the Phillies, Flyers, and whatever team I'm bandwagoning. No pronouns, do not refer to me ever.
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Ben @aceofbens.com · Jun 14
Saying "drop it" at the TV when your baseball team hits a pop up like the outfielder is a dog with something supicious in its mouth
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"Artificially generating problems" is a good summary of the whole thing
New Yorkers should know whether the apartment they’re looking at is real.

That’s why we’re working to require apartment listings to clearly disclose when images and videos have been generated by AI.

Finding a home in New York is hard enough without artificially generating more problems.
Is That Fireplace Real or A.I.?
Listing sites are littered with homes with fake fireplaces, improved views and virtual landscaping, raising false advertising concerns.
www.nytimes.com
September 17, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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has anyone noticed the days are getting shorter?? what exactly is the plan when we're all engulfed in eternal darkness
September 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
yeah this is what being on the apps these days is like
September 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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BREAKING: Boston University's English department (my dept) recently voted to approve new learning outcomes for the English major, including an anti-AI provision that requires students to

“craft and revise writing that is sustained, original, and generated without the assistance of AI."
New Learning Outcomes Announced | English
www.bu.edu
September 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I'm gonna go get a tattoo just to be able to say this
repost this if you have better tattoos than ed sheeran
September 16, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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Why does he look like he got prison tattoos at a preschool?
so i've never paid attention to ed sheeran which means i'm now learning a lot of things such as HAVE YOU ALL SEEN HIS UGLY TATTOOS
September 16, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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i thought macklemore’s costume in 2014 was offensive and gross *and* i’m moved by his activism on behalf of palestinians and the way he’s using his platform to help those who are living/honor those who were slaughtered. for me, both of these things can be true.
September 16, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
September 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
there is a higher power and it's telling me to stop buying myself little treats because I don't deserve them
gave into the craving for a chocolate banana wawa smoothie but unfortunately I am still lactose intolerant and I was only able to take like three sips before Consequences
September 16, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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just because pete alonso is getting love from mets fans does not mean you should give your ex a curtain call
September 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
gave into the craving for a chocolate banana wawa smoothie but unfortunately I am still lactose intolerant and I was only able to take like three sips before Consequences
September 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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if you’re cis, imagine if there were an ad campaign that said “people named [YOUR NAME] are pervert freaks who endanger our children. vote for us and we’ll make them all go away” and it appeared in every commercial break, sporting event, and newspaper. every day. for years. how would that feel?
I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
i've seen this ad three times already today
September 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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How many opening acts did this motherfucker have lol
and another one, seems the toxicity hit instantly
September 15, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
September 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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"When a bridge collapses, you don’t analyze whether the bridge was ethical or sentient or why it decided to collapse. You ask, who built this bridge to be so flimsy? There are permits you have to acquire [& supposed] tests. When you ask about the bridge collapsing itself, you’ve lost the thread"
September 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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Position player pitching
Empty Weed Jar
September 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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bluesky: where everyone is a belligerent philly fan or a depressed mets fan
September 14, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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I’m so good at not watching television

I don’t watch television all the time

I was made for this
I fucking hate this patronizing bigoted bitch.
September 14, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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The original version of this was posted on my FAisDM (felicitousArtisan is Darth Mongoose) Tumblr many years ago. I drew it at about 11pm right before going to bed, trying to express something I felt about art. When I woke up it kinda blew up.
September 13, 2026 at 6:36 AM
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I know there are a lot of people who want to make the world better but don’t know where to start so just…don’t.

I also know every group I work with that is making the world better is kept afloat by exhausted people who desperately need help.

If you’re in group A, please find an org to help group B
September 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Is there a way to revoke an (android) app's permission to control the screen brightness? I'm tired of the Wawa app blinding me
September 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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is that a corn dog in your pocket or are you just another fool without an emergency corn dog
November 5, 2024 at 5:38 AM
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Hey. We noticed you from across the bar and we're really concerned about the blood dripping from your head and the shards of glass lodged in your skin
September 13, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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Quiet thoughts.
September 13, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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September 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM