acertainmaybe
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I was literally putting in an online maintenance request for my apt when the maintenance guys showed up for another issue, so that's how today is going. Also, the delivery guys thought they were picking up furniture, not delivering it (?). It's only 7, but I am ready for bed.
July 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I was literally putting in an online maintenance request for my apt when the maintenance guys showed up for another issue, so that's how today is going. Also, the delivery guys thought they were picking up furniture, not delivering it (?). It's only 7, but I am ready for bed.
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Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work:
• study hurricane forecast
• who hates me
• what did i forget
• relive supreme humiliation
• win 12-yr-old argument
• buried alive? could happen
• what i did vs should have done
• dead people i miss
• what if i’m bad
• why do i say stuff
• what’s my fuckin deal
• study hurricane forecast
• who hates me
• what did i forget
• relive supreme humiliation
• win 12-yr-old argument
• buried alive? could happen
• what i did vs should have done
• dead people i miss
• what if i’m bad
• why do i say stuff
• what’s my fuckin deal
June 19, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work:
• study hurricane forecast
• who hates me
• what did i forget
• relive supreme humiliation
• win 12-yr-old argument
• buried alive? could happen
• what i did vs should have done
• dead people i miss
• what if i’m bad
• why do i say stuff
• what’s my fuckin deal
• study hurricane forecast
• who hates me
• what did i forget
• relive supreme humiliation
• win 12-yr-old argument
• buried alive? could happen
• what i did vs should have done
• dead people i miss
• what if i’m bad
• why do i say stuff
• what’s my fuckin deal
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there's gonna be weird people out there who's like blah blah sportsball w/e but like actually deep down sports is about community and I think that's neat
i’ve never experienced a collective enthusiasm and fun like this month of the world cup. just consistently blown away how universal the enjoyment is and how deep people are plunging down the rabbit hole. doesn’t matter who i’m with or where i am everyone’s locked in and it rules
July 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
there's gonna be weird people out there who's like blah blah sportsball w/e but like actually deep down sports is about community and I think that's neat
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The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.
July 6, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.
Just took a three and a half hour nap. My body now has no idea what time it is.
July 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Just took a three and a half hour nap. My body now has no idea what time it is.
I am choosing to believe Robo filing for arb is a sign of commitment, showing he's not going to sign an offer sheet.
July 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I am choosing to believe Robo filing for arb is a sign of commitment, showing he's not going to sign an offer sheet.
Good for him!
Mavrik Bourque 6 x $5.5M
Nashville
Nashville
July 4, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Good for him!
Hooray! I finally have wifi set up in my new apartment! I had to struggle through free agency day with only a phone to read everything on!
July 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Hooray! I finally have wifi set up in my new apartment! I had to struggle through free agency day with only a phone to read everything on!
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THE TIME OF THE IMAGE IS ENDED... THE AGE OF TEXTPOSTERS IS NOW
July 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
THE TIME OF THE IMAGE IS ENDED... THE AGE OF TEXTPOSTERS IS NOW
I am not immune to the hype.
July 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I am not immune to the hype.
I figured it out! Ok, an old reddit post from, like, 5 years ago figured it out (as was the style of the day), but I found that reddit post, so it counts.
Trying to get my computer set back up and I can't get my pc to connect to my monitor and I don't know why. *sob*
July 2, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I figured it out! Ok, an old reddit post from, like, 5 years ago figured it out (as was the style of the day), but I found that reddit post, so it counts.
Ok, but have we talked about how Mush's eyes are going to look in sjs teal?
July 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Ok, but have we talked about how Mush's eyes are going to look in sjs teal?
No one loves spinning the block more than the Stars.
July 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
No one loves spinning the block more than the Stars.
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who needs the olympics team usa clique when we have the finnish mafia
The Stars have signed Joel Kiviranta. One year, $1 million.
July 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
who needs the olympics team usa clique when we have the finnish mafia
Just remembered a nurse shark is a thing and if San Jose made that trade just so they could make memes about, honestly, I am all for that.
July 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Just remembered a nurse shark is a thing and if San Jose made that trade just so they could make memes about, honestly, I am all for that.
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It has been a long fucking July
July 1, 2026 at 3:57 PM
It has been a long fucking July
I am going to miss Mav's reactions in the social media videos the most. Also, who will be Ritzy's partner in mischief?
July 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I am going to miss Mav's reactions in the social media videos the most. Also, who will be Ritzy's partner in mischief?
Oh, no, I am charmed.
TIL the world's new favorite himbo once bought a 13th century copy of one of the Norse Sagas for $150,000, then donated it to the library because "I'm not much of a reader."
July 1, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Oh, no, I am charmed.
Trying to get my computer set back up and I can't get my pc to connect to my monitor and I don't know why. *sob*
July 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Trying to get my computer set back up and I can't get my pc to connect to my monitor and I don't know why. *sob*
It would have been very frustrating, but also incredibly funny, if Nill had done something when Texans couldn't get on bluesky.
July 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM
It would have been very frustrating, but also incredibly funny, if Nill had done something when Texans couldn't get on bluesky.
I appreciate knowing the current status of Jordie's beard.
June 30, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I appreciate knowing the current status of Jordie's beard.
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who called it "France's World Cup kits" and not French Dressing?
June 30, 2026 at 8:36 PM
who called it "France's World Cup kits" and not French Dressing?
Yesterday, I labeled a box "under the sink", and I have been singing it to "Under the Sea" ever since.
June 30, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Yesterday, I labeled a box "under the sink", and I have been singing it to "Under the Sea" ever since.
The movers come tomorrow and I'm at the "just threw an old checkbook (?), box of toothpaste, and package of earplugs in a box marked laundry room" level of packing.
June 30, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The movers come tomorrow and I'm at the "just threw an old checkbook (?), box of toothpaste, and package of earplugs in a box marked laundry room" level of packing.
I get why nobody wants to talk about it, but ignoring how the tragedy probably affected Zach W's desire to stay in Cbus seems like glossing over something important.
June 29, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I get why nobody wants to talk about it, but ignoring how the tragedy probably affected Zach W's desire to stay in Cbus seems like glossing over something important.