Jonathan
@africanoreuropean.bsky.social
Trying to figure out how to get less culture war in my bluesky feed
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The new look of 🇺🇸 Brandon McNulty 😍
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October 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The new look of 🇺🇸 Brandon McNulty 😍
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“Rather than worrying about eating a balanced diet or maintaining an active lifestyle, our advice is to spend as much time as possible in the gym hitting dumbbell curls until your biceps are crazy big.” — Dr. Willie Underwood III, American Medical Association president
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
CHICAGO—Granting the public permission to disregard the organization’s previous recommendations, American Medical Association officials announced this week that huge biceps were now the only thing tha...
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September 24, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“Rather than worrying about eating a balanced diet or maintaining an active lifestyle, our advice is to spend as much time as possible in the gym hitting dumbbell curls until your biceps are crazy big.” — Dr. Willie Underwood III, American Medical Association president
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Political cartoonists keep the story clear and simple
August 20, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Political cartoonists keep the story clear and simple
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Zoolander (2001)
"Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway?! The man only has one look for christ's sake! Blue Steel. Ferrari. Le Tigra. They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
"Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway?! The man only has one look for christ's sake! Blue Steel. Ferrari. Le Tigra. They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
August 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Zoolander (2001)
"Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway?! The man only has one look for christ's sake! Blue Steel. Ferrari. Le Tigra. They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
"Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway?! The man only has one look for christ's sake! Blue Steel. Ferrari. Le Tigra. They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
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“Goodnight, my son,” said Zuckerberg, his voice a whisper as he took a deep breath to steel himself and gazed down upon the impossibly smooth, round face of the avatar, which slumbered peacefully in its twin-sized bed.
Tearful Mark Zuckerberg Smothers Metaverse Avatar With Digital Pillow
PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his company effectively pulled the plug on the virtual world, a tearful Mark Zuckerberg ...
theonion.com
August 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
“Goodnight, my son,” said Zuckerberg, his voice a whisper as he took a deep breath to steel himself and gazed down upon the impossibly smooth, round face of the avatar, which slumbered peacefully in its twin-sized bed.
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Zoe Bäckstedt talks to Cyclist about her expectations ahead of her debut Tour de France Femmes, where she'll be a key rider for Canyon-SRAM.
🔗 Read more: https://www.cyclist.co.uk/in-depth/zoe-backstedt-tour-de-france-2026
🔗 Read more: https://www.cyclist.co.uk/in-depth/zoe-backstedt-tour-de-france-2026
July 30, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Zoe Bäckstedt talks to Cyclist about her expectations ahead of her debut Tour de France Femmes, where she'll be a key rider for Canyon-SRAM.
🔗 Read more: https://www.cyclist.co.uk/in-depth/zoe-backstedt-tour-de-france-2026
🔗 Read more: https://www.cyclist.co.uk/in-depth/zoe-backstedt-tour-de-france-2026
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My newest Citation Needed project made an appearance on @lastweektonight.com! It’s a work in progress, but you can see the new interactive version of my map of the Trump family’s crypto ventures at map.citationneeded.news.
July 27, 2026 at 1:55 PM
My newest Citation Needed project made an appearance on @lastweektonight.com! It’s a work in progress, but you can see the new interactive version of my map of the Trump family’s crypto ventures at map.citationneeded.news.
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Click any node or connection in the Trump crypto empire map to open its panel and view explanatory annotations and citations. Toggle the income overlay to see financial-disclosure figures from the most recent filings. Search for entities, or filter by category.
map.citationneeded.news
map.citationneeded.news
July 27, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Click any node or connection in the Trump crypto empire map to open its panel and view explanatory annotations and citations. Toggle the income overlay to see financial-disclosure figures from the most recent filings. Search for entities, or filter by category.
map.citationneeded.news
map.citationneeded.news
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![Comic. [Person 1 with short hair on stage behind podium reading off paper while addressing audience. People are shown sitting in chairs while Person 2 with ponytail and Person 3 waving are walking toward stage.] PERSON 1: This year’s Nobel Prize in “calibrating your equipment carefully and not embarrassing yourself by publishing spurious results” goes to Dr. Adams and Dr. Smith, who did *not* announce the discovery of microbes on Titan. PERSON 3: Thank you, thank you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihztdrvxjeyzmz6dmz3xb4vi6wiwwtge6fwdoxjcum5aptndv3kfm)
July 23, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals https://theonion.com/cyclosporiasis-outbreak-linked-to-ancient-evil-corrupting-the-7-sacred-diarrhea-crystals/
July 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals https://theonion.com/cyclosporiasis-outbreak-linked-to-ancient-evil-corrupting-the-7-sacred-diarrhea-crystals/
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USA USA USA!
Allan Saint-Maximin's Nufc Newcastle Dance
ALT: Allan Saint-Maximin's Nufc Newcastle Dance
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July 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
USA USA USA!
USA USA USA!
Allan Saint-Maximin's Nufc Newcastle Dance
ALT: Allan Saint-Maximin's Nufc Newcastle Dance
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July 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
USA USA USA!
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It does not fill me with optimism about the general quality or completeness of this disclosure that it gives the wrong name for the firm via which Trump made $635 million last year.
Trump’s most recent financial disclosure reveals more than $1.4 billion in income from his crypto-related ventures alone, and even that’s an incomplete picture.
Trump’s $1.4 billion crypto disclosure
The White House insists there’s no conflict of interest as Trump reports $1.4 billion in income from an industry he’s deregulated.
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July 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
It does not fill me with optimism about the general quality or completeness of this disclosure that it gives the wrong name for the firm via which Trump made $635 million last year.
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‘Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway https://theonion.com/which-way-is-iran-asks-pantsless-sword-wielding-trump-wandering-on-side-of-freeway/
June 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
‘Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway https://theonion.com/which-way-is-iran-asks-pantsless-sword-wielding-trump-wandering-on-side-of-freeway/
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![Comic. [A person and a second person with a ponytail sitting at a table with a screen showing a soccer game behind them.] PERSON 1: They could be in trouble. Over the last 36 years, they’ve gone 0 for 2 when they’ve scored in the 37th minute to lead 2-1 against a team whose country comes before theirs alphabetically. [caption] I wish sports commentators hadn’t discovered p-hacking.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreia7nj3d2xiski77uifyleeowddz6c24e5tgcxrk4jy5j6o3i2wryu)
June 24, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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An optimistic fan of the Marvel Cinematic Universe films waited through the credits of a recent screening of My Dinner With Andre, anticipating some sort of follow-up scene.
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June 24, 2026 at 9:30 PM
An optimistic fan of the Marvel Cinematic Universe films waited through the credits of a recent screening of My Dinner With Andre, anticipating some sort of follow-up scene.
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"Something just brushed past my leg!"
— Luke Skywalker, #StarWars
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#LincolnMemorialReflectingPool #USA
— Luke Skywalker, #StarWars
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#LincolnMemorialReflectingPool #USA
June 21, 2026 at 1:39 PM
"Something just brushed past my leg!"
— Luke Skywalker, #StarWars
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#LincolnMemorialReflectingPool #USA
— Luke Skywalker, #StarWars
Image credit: tempestkc on Threads
#LincolnMemorialReflectingPool #USA
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Bill Gates Invests In New Sex Trafficking Startup
June 18, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Bill Gates Invests In New Sex Trafficking Startup
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“In a dire job market like this, it doesn’t make sense to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a degree, not when I can get experience right now running the Zipper out on the midway,” said recent high school graduate Michael Todd
Study: More Americans Foregoing College In Favor Of Letting The Carnival Sort Them Out
COLUMBIA, MO—Surveying a wide cross section of Americans aged 18 to 24, a new study published Tuesday by researchers at the University of Missouri found that more Americans were foregoing college in f...
theonion.com
June 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“In a dire job market like this, it doesn’t make sense to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a degree, not when I can get experience right now running the Zipper out on the midway,” said recent high school graduate Michael Todd
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While you’re waiting for SCOTUS opinions in June, @romanmars.bsky.social & I have a new episode for you! We talk about cracking, packing, and the gerrymandering wars—
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Cracking and Packing
Podcast Episode · What Trump Can Teach Us About Con Law · June 11 · 52m
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June 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
While you’re waiting for SCOTUS opinions in June, @romanmars.bsky.social & I have a new episode for you! We talk about cracking, packing, and the gerrymandering wars—
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"We have a term for enterprises that look successful because they keep drawing in new investors and keep drawing in new investors because they look successful. They’re called Ponzi schemes." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/elon-musk-...
Elon Musk, Human Ponzi Scheme
With Wall Street’s help, you’re about to be forced to buy stock in SpaceX
paulkrugman.substack.com
June 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
"We have a term for enterprises that look successful because they keep drawing in new investors and keep drawing in new investors because they look successful. They’re called Ponzi schemes." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/elon-musk-...
This is my favorite The Onion op-ed so far.
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
theonion.com
June 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
This is my favorite The Onion op-ed so far.
@anthrodiva.bsky.social have you seen this before? I had not
Did you ever see the "Not The Nine O'Clock News" sketch?
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Not the Nine O'Clock News - Monty Pythons worshipers
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June 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
@anthrodiva.bsky.social have you seen this before? I had not
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Woman Adopts Second Cat For First One To Terrorize While She At Work https://theonion.com/woman-adopts-second-cat-for-first-one-to-terrorize-whil-1833065011/
June 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Woman Adopts Second Cat For First One To Terrorize While She At Work https://theonion.com/woman-adopts-second-cat-for-first-one-to-terrorize-whil-1833065011/