Kris Salter
@akgaimer.bsky.social
Alaskan Grown
Born to be a Silly Goose, forced to be a Locked-In Pelican.
Caucasian/Aleutian Cartoonist, Gamer, Voice Actor
He (But I can never be Him)
https://twitch.tv/akgaimer
https://youtube.com/@akgaimer
https://www.patreon.com/akgaimer
Born to be a Silly Goose, forced to be a Locked-In Pelican.
Caucasian/Aleutian Cartoonist, Gamer, Voice Actor
He (But I can never be Him)
https://twitch.tv/akgaimer
https://youtube.com/@akgaimer
https://www.patreon.com/akgaimer
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Kris Salter
@akgaimer.bsky.social
· Aug 15
akgaimer - Twitch
Cartoonist/Gamer/Voice Actor/Human Potato
twitch.tv
twitch.tv/akgaimer
Promoting my Twitch channel, because I’m only 10 followers away from being able to sell out.
Promoting my Twitch channel, because I’m only 10 followers away from being able to sell out.
I refuse to do any actual work at my job
September 20, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I refuse to do any actual work at my job
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The doctor said I had terminal Rockafeller Skank.
When I asked how long I had left, they said
“Right about now”
When I asked how long I had left, they said
“Right about now”
September 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
The doctor said I had terminal Rockafeller Skank.
When I asked how long I had left, they said
“Right about now”
When I asked how long I had left, they said
“Right about now”
Gonna introduce my nieces to the Metroid series, because my girls need a strong girlboss rolemodel
September 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Gonna introduce my nieces to the Metroid series, because my girls need a strong girlboss rolemodel
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Will google and Apple Maps rename New Mexico now?
Where do they draw the line?
Where do they draw the line?
September 7, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Will google and Apple Maps rename New Mexico now?
Where do they draw the line?
Where do they draw the line?
THAT IS NOT A NIPPLE
September 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
THAT IS NOT A NIPPLE
One of the best things about being an artist; I can draw Hamtaro whenever I want.
August 28, 2026 at 6:25 AM
One of the best things about being an artist; I can draw Hamtaro whenever I want.
Figured I’d stream Transformers Devastation in memory of the GOAT
twitch.tv/akgaimer
twitch.tv/akgaimer
akgaimer - Twitch
Cartoonist/Gamer/Voice Actor/Human Potato — akgaimer streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
twitch.tv
August 28, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Figured I’d stream Transformers Devastation in memory of the GOAT
twitch.tv/akgaimer
twitch.tv/akgaimer
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?
Peter Cullen, the legendary voice actor known for voicing Optimus Prime in the "Transformers" franchise, has died at 85
'Transformers' Voice Actor Peter Cullen Dead at 85
Peter Cullen, famous for voicing Optimus Prime in the 'Transformers' franchise, is dead.
www.tmz.com
August 27, 2026 at 2:30 PM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?
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RIP to two of the best to ever do it
August 26, 2026 at 4:22 PM
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
First Dolly, now Tim. Grim Reaper really pissing me off this year. Maybe get the OTHER guy who was in Home Alone 2?
August 26, 2026 at 6:14 PM
First Dolly, now Tim. Grim Reaper really pissing me off this year. Maybe get the OTHER guy who was in Home Alone 2?
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I guess this is a good time as any to mention.
Dolly's Imagination Library has locations nationwide to provide free books to young children, and if there's a local branch to you to check it out/encourage the young families in your life to sign up for free books.
imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly's Imagination Library has locations nationwide to provide free books to young children, and if there's a local branch to you to check it out/encourage the young families in your life to sign up for free books.
imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
imaginationlibrary.com
August 25, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I guess this is a good time as any to mention.
Dolly's Imagination Library has locations nationwide to provide free books to young children, and if there's a local branch to you to check it out/encourage the young families in your life to sign up for free books.
imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly's Imagination Library has locations nationwide to provide free books to young children, and if there's a local branch to you to check it out/encourage the young families in your life to sign up for free books.
imaginationlibrary.com
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breaking: hackers have leaked gameplay footage of the new fisher price baby fun light up toy car with musical wheels. the ip owner has vowed to have the leaker eliminated "by any means necessary".
August 21, 2026 at 3:09 PM
breaking: hackers have leaked gameplay footage of the new fisher price baby fun light up toy car with musical wheels. the ip owner has vowed to have the leaker eliminated "by any means necessary".
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I have voted, and in doing so; I have obtained Vast Political Power
August 18, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I have voted, and in doing so; I have obtained Vast Political Power
So I’ve been liking the new Ghost in the Shell
August 17, 2026 at 6:43 PM
So I’ve been liking the new Ghost in the Shell
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All those actors better keep their goddamn names from ever getting out, because they should be blackballed from the industry.
I knew that AI Darth Vader shit was gonna come around again eventually, we do not collectively hate Tim Sweeney enough.
August 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
All those actors better keep their goddamn names from ever getting out, because they should be blackballed from the industry.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
August 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Either I’ve made a new friend, or a powerful enemy.
August 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Either I’ve made a new friend, or a powerful enemy.
I’m gonna attempt to summon my people.
Baa Ram Ewe
Baa Ram Ewe
Baa Ram Ewe
Baa Ram Ewe
August 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I’m gonna attempt to summon my people.
Baa Ram Ewe
Baa Ram Ewe
Baa Ram Ewe
Baa Ram Ewe
Art I spend hours, even days, trying to make it look cool: A couple views and 1-2 likes
Art I spent 2 hours on where the punchline is a dick joke: 10000 views and likes and a few death threats.
Make it make sense.
Art I spent 2 hours on where the punchline is a dick joke: 10000 views and likes and a few death threats.
Make it make sense.
August 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Art I spend hours, even days, trying to make it look cool: A couple views and 1-2 likes
Art I spent 2 hours on where the punchline is a dick joke: 10000 views and likes and a few death threats.
Make it make sense.
Art I spent 2 hours on where the punchline is a dick joke: 10000 views and likes and a few death threats.
Make it make sense.
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Twitch... could we like not have these features on by default?
August 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Twitch... could we like not have these features on by default?
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Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default.
You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...
You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...
August 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default.
You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...
You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...
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Net Zero has taken a bit of a twist.
August 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Net Zero has taken a bit of a twist.