Alex Karne
@alexkarne.com
Cuban-American indie author trying to bring joy to the world.
Currently working on becoming my best self.
Loves writing Cozy Fantasy and LitRPGs.
https://www.patreon.com/TheDeliciousMeats
Currently working on becoming my best self.
Loves writing Cozy Fantasy and LitRPGs.
https://www.patreon.com/TheDeliciousMeats
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Alex Karne
@alexkarne.com
· Apr 13
Soul Guardian: A Hellishly Cozy Fantasy
Amazon.com: Soul Guardian: A Hellishly Cozy Fantasy eBook : Karne, Alex : Kindle Store
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Soul Guardian is about a little girl who summons a demon to open a jar of tomato sauce.
Found family shenanigans ensue, hellhounds get head pats, werewolves fight dust bunnies, and angels plot to kickstart the apocalypse.
Support an indie author. Buy your next obsession in print, ebook, or audio!
Found family shenanigans ensue, hellhounds get head pats, werewolves fight dust bunnies, and angels plot to kickstart the apocalypse.
Support an indie author. Buy your next obsession in print, ebook, or audio!
Fun one about why Hollywood is so screwed up:
People tend to pursue big wins with low chances of success over sure things that are boring. So, execs know that making 10 indie films for 30M each is going to make them more money, but they would rather risk it all on a blockbuster... for the thrill.
People tend to pursue big wins with low chances of success over sure things that are boring. So, execs know that making 10 indie films for 30M each is going to make them more money, but they would rather risk it all on a blockbuster... for the thrill.
What's your favorite weird fact?
About anything.
Yourself.
Animals.
History.
How something gets made.
I am curious and I wanna learn things but I need a starting point to spark me and point me adhd in a direction for my next hyperfixation
About anything.
Yourself.
Animals.
History.
How something gets made.
I am curious and I wanna learn things but I need a starting point to spark me and point me adhd in a direction for my next hyperfixation
June 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Fun one about why Hollywood is so screwed up:
People tend to pursue big wins with low chances of success over sure things that are boring. So, execs know that making 10 indie films for 30M each is going to make them more money, but they would rather risk it all on a blockbuster... for the thrill.
People tend to pursue big wins with low chances of success over sure things that are boring. So, execs know that making 10 indie films for 30M each is going to make them more money, but they would rather risk it all on a blockbuster... for the thrill.
✨ quote post! introduce yourself! ✨
name: Alex Karne
pronouns: He/Him
fav fantasy creature: Fae tricksters
fav book last year: Ghost in the City
fav book so far this year: Ultimate Level 1
current fav movie: Prime
current fav show: Ted Lasso
... and a gif/meme!
name: Alex Karne
pronouns: He/Him
fav fantasy creature: Fae tricksters
fav book last year: Ghost in the City
fav book so far this year: Ultimate Level 1
current fav movie: Prime
current fav show: Ted Lasso
... and a gif/meme!
June 29, 2026 at 8:57 PM
✨ quote post! introduce yourself! ✨
name: Alex Karne
pronouns: He/Him
fav fantasy creature: Fae tricksters
fav book last year: Ghost in the City
fav book so far this year: Ultimate Level 1
current fav movie: Prime
current fav show: Ted Lasso
... and a gif/meme!
name: Alex Karne
pronouns: He/Him
fav fantasy creature: Fae tricksters
fav book last year: Ghost in the City
fav book so far this year: Ultimate Level 1
current fav movie: Prime
current fav show: Ted Lasso
... and a gif/meme!
Bael-Sharoth: I'm in wealth creation.
Tell me more about your #AwesomeCharacters
Your character is at a cocktail party and someone comes up and asks them: "So, what do you do?"
How do they answer?
How close is it to the reality? Is it an outright lie, a simplification, the full truth?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Your character is at a cocktail party and someone comes up and asks them: "So, what do you do?"
How do they answer?
How close is it to the reality? Is it an outright lie, a simplification, the full truth?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
June 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Bael-Sharoth: I'm in wealth creation.
It always cracks me up when people say that (insert current grift) is a scam, and wonder when people will wake up. Dude, they know. They just haven't found another scam to switch over to yet.
May 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
It always cracks me up when people say that (insert current grift) is a scam, and wonder when people will wake up. Dude, they know. They just haven't found another scam to switch over to yet.
"Also, what is the longevity of your design? Maybe cats in space (for example) is your passion today, but that could change..."
#redditoutofcontext
#redditoutofcontext
December 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"Also, what is the longevity of your design? Maybe cats in space (for example) is your passion today, but that could change..."
#redditoutofcontext
#redditoutofcontext
I'm really digging this cover, and it's nice to see small bands making music.
White Rabbit - Vintage Voltage ft. Hattie Chandler
YouTube video by Vintage Voltage - 60s & 70s Rock Tribute
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I'm really digging this cover, and it's nice to see small bands making music.
Reposted by Alex Karne
Urban fantasy flipped upside-down: monsters saving the world from the humans who threaten to destroy it
A little girl summons a demon to open a jar of tomato sauce.
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Urban fantasy flipped upside-down: monsters saving the world from the humans who threaten to destroy it
Me: I should be writing.
ADHD: The best I can do is hyper fixation on guitar wiring.
ADHD: The best I can do is hyper fixation on guitar wiring.
December 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Me: I should be writing.
ADHD: The best I can do is hyper fixation on guitar wiring.
ADHD: The best I can do is hyper fixation on guitar wiring.
🎶 Why ya gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too! 🎶
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
🎶 Why ya gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too! 🎶
It would change a lot, because he's an artificer dating a werewolf who gets all hot and bothered by firepower... and one gun is not enough.
How much would your book/wip change if your MC had a gun #WritingPrompt
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It would change a lot, because he's an artificer dating a werewolf who gets all hot and bothered by firepower... and one gun is not enough.
Alright! It looks like Magic Murder Cube Marine is off to a great start! Day two, and it's starting to climb. People really seem to like it! If you are into #litRPG #fantasy or #comedy help an indie author out, give it a read!
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
#booksky #kindle #books
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
#booksky #kindle #books
August 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Today's the day! My newest LitRPG just came out on Amazon. Give it a read if you deserve a good laugh.
Magic Murder Cube Marine - Book One
Amazon.com: Magic Murder Cube Marine - Book One eBook : Karne, Alex: Kindle Store
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August 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Today's the day! My newest LitRPG just came out on Amazon. Give it a read if you deserve a good laugh.
Reposted by Alex Karne
Hear this, yall? Soul Guardian is on sale! I just finished it earlier and loved it. So charming and funny.
It actually just went on sale too, so your timing is impeccable.
Soul Guardian
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. Things were going great for the demon Bael-Sharoth until a little girl summoned him to open a jar of tomato sauce. Now he's trapped in the human world along...
www.audible.com
August 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hear this, yall? Soul Guardian is on sale! I just finished it earlier and loved it. So charming and funny.
Hey #booksky my latest book is on sale right now for $5.99 on audible. And they knocked it out of the park with the narration, if you like heartwarming books and deserve some cozy fantasy in your life, now would be a great time to buy it.
www.audible.com/pd/Soul-Guar...
www.audible.com/pd/Soul-Guar...
August 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hey #booksky my latest book is on sale right now for $5.99 on audible. And they knocked it out of the park with the narration, if you like heartwarming books and deserve some cozy fantasy in your life, now would be a great time to buy it.
www.audible.com/pd/Soul-Guar...
www.audible.com/pd/Soul-Guar...
Hello covid my old friend
I've come to cough with you again
Because a headache softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the fog that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Because this fucking virus
I've come to cough with you again
Because a headache softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the fog that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Because this fucking virus
August 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hello covid my old friend
I've come to cough with you again
Because a headache softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the fog that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Because this fucking virus
I've come to cough with you again
Because a headache softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the fog that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Because this fucking virus
Reposted by Alex Karne
Beneath the Dragoneye Moons special edition hardcovers have arrived! Check out the kickstarter because this is the only chance to get these!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/btd...
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💙📚
#booksky
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#booksky
Beneath the Dragoneye Moons Complete Collector's Edition Set
The Fan-Favorite Series, Now in Spellbinding Special Editions.
www.kickstarter.com
June 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Beneath the Dragoneye Moons special edition hardcovers have arrived! Check out the kickstarter because this is the only chance to get these!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/btd...
🪐📚
💙📚
#booksky
www.kickstarter.com/projects/btd...
🪐📚
💙📚
#booksky
If you're thinking about packing a go bag, or a get home bag for your car, do it. Not because of zombies, but because accidents happen.
That duct tape, medical gear, spare food, and medicine can be the difference between having a miserable time, and being pretty okay.
That duct tape, medical gear, spare food, and medicine can be the difference between having a miserable time, and being pretty okay.
Me watching every post-apocalyptic show or movie: That would be me, I would be a SURVIVOR
Also me: *thinks about making a go bag, sounds like too much work*
Also me: *thinks about making a go bag, sounds like too much work*
June 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you're thinking about packing a go bag, or a get home bag for your car, do it. Not because of zombies, but because accidents happen.
That duct tape, medical gear, spare food, and medicine can be the difference between having a miserable time, and being pretty okay.
That duct tape, medical gear, spare food, and medicine can be the difference between having a miserable time, and being pretty okay.
Ah yes, I feel like garbage but the question is, am I sick? Is my body rebelling because I'm on a diet? Or is something else going on?
Because my normal morning walk wiped me out. I'm down to 178 lbs from 230 in January. With the goal of 170. So, either way I'm close.
Because my normal morning walk wiped me out. I'm down to 178 lbs from 230 in January. With the goal of 170. So, either way I'm close.
June 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Ah yes, I feel like garbage but the question is, am I sick? Is my body rebelling because I'm on a diet? Or is something else going on?
Because my normal morning walk wiped me out. I'm down to 178 lbs from 230 in January. With the goal of 170. So, either way I'm close.
Because my normal morning walk wiped me out. I'm down to 178 lbs from 230 in January. With the goal of 170. So, either way I'm close.
If you ever feel dumb, just remember that right now someone is googling "How many days is in a week?"
June 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If you ever feel dumb, just remember that right now someone is googling "How many days is in a week?"
I just heard the term "Gymcel" for the first time today. And yeah, that sums up what I'm seeing with fitness influencers. This shit is problematic.
May 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I just heard the term "Gymcel" for the first time today. And yeah, that sums up what I'm seeing with fitness influencers. This shit is problematic.
Reposted by Alex Karne
Vampire: Uh, I'm here to meet Bella?
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there?
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there?
May 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Vampire: Uh, I'm here to meet Bella?
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there?
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there?
A clip of Rocky Horror Picture Show being performed on stage in Korean just came across my feed, and it was glorious.
May 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A clip of Rocky Horror Picture Show being performed on stage in Korean just came across my feed, and it was glorious.
I mean, it can. But it will be a Wilhelm scream.
“Can an AI writer do this?”
*opens Word doc and screams*
*opens Word doc and screams*
May 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I mean, it can. But it will be a Wilhelm scream.