Talking Alligator
@alligatortakes.bsky.social
Good things are good, bad things are bad you dorks. Proud Democrat 🏳️⚧️
Fuck Trump, Fuck Republicans, and Fuck Ratfuckers
Fuck Trump, Fuck Republicans, and Fuck Ratfuckers
I don't think we'd have to hear pro-trans language disguised as conservative talking points if activists hadn't fucked us over the last decade.
September 19, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I don't think we'd have to hear pro-trans language disguised as conservative talking points if activists hadn't fucked us over the last decade.
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American culture really is so hopelessly consumer-brained that these fucking fools can only conceive of the right to freedom of speech as the right to be *paid* for your free speech.
September 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
American culture really is so hopelessly consumer-brained that these fucking fools can only conceive of the right to freedom of speech as the right to be *paid* for your free speech.
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“Here is the secret: there is no love in the past. Only the present. The past is made of static images, distorted memories, demented nostalgia. This, the present — with all its possibilities, innumerable hits and misses — is far superior. It is a *living* organism."
September 19, 2026 at 1:55 AM
“Here is the secret: there is no love in the past. Only the present. The past is made of static images, distorted memories, demented nostalgia. This, the present — with all its possibilities, innumerable hits and misses — is far superior. It is a *living* organism."
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Forever thinking about vaping Toriel
September 18, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Forever thinking about vaping Toriel
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Schedule your shingles shot if you’re old enough to understand this reference…
New AI Literacy Program Awards Students Free Pizza If They Don’t Know How to Read Books Anymore: tinyurl.com/sdxp58dm
September 18, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Schedule your shingles shot if you’re old enough to understand this reference…
He seems nice
September 18, 2026 at 3:19 AM
He seems nice
I love how Yani Neko is just mocking the idea of worldbuilding and "lore" in the newest episode.
September 18, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I love how Yani Neko is just mocking the idea of worldbuilding and "lore" in the newest episode.
Easy - he regenerates into a horse.
The BBC has launched a tender process for 'Doctor Who,' calling on producers to pitch a "brave" new vision for the iconic sci-fi series.
'Doctor Who': BBC Calls On Producers To Pitch "Brave" Vision For Show
The BBC has launched a tender process for 'Doctor Who,' calling on producers to pitch a "brave" new vision for the iconic sci-fi series.
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September 18, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Easy - he regenerates into a horse.
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This is bad and should be called out. I push back against accusing everyone that breathes for wanting to throw us under the bus, so it is credible when we call it out when it unambiguously occurs. This is an unambiguous occurrence.
Marcy Kaptur is the incumbent with a 5 point polling lead so I must assume she put out this ad because this is what she believes.
September 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
This is bad and should be called out. I push back against accusing everyone that breathes for wanting to throw us under the bus, so it is credible when we call it out when it unambiguously occurs. This is an unambiguous occurrence.
We need a Moon Knight installment where he becomes the senator from Maryland. To remain close to his kids, he makes a point of commuting back to his home in Baltimore daily.
A kinda Amtrak Joe meets MARC Spector time thing, if you would.
A kinda Amtrak Joe meets MARC Spector time thing, if you would.
September 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
We need a Moon Knight installment where he becomes the senator from Maryland. To remain close to his kids, he makes a point of commuting back to his home in Baltimore daily.
A kinda Amtrak Joe meets MARC Spector time thing, if you would.
A kinda Amtrak Joe meets MARC Spector time thing, if you would.
I'm not sure I'd even parse it as a campaign ad if I was randomly exposed to it on TV
"Mr. President, some of your immigration enforcement efforts have gone too far."
"The same Hispanics who helped you get to the White House in 2024 feel betrayed today."
-Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar (R-Fla), a former broadcast journalist, direct to camera in campaign ad #FL27
"The same Hispanics who helped you get to the White House in 2024 feel betrayed today."
-Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar (R-Fla), a former broadcast journalist, direct to camera in campaign ad #FL27
September 17, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I'm not sure I'd even parse it as a campaign ad if I was randomly exposed to it on TV
Cats are great
September 17, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Cats are great
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"If you don't brush your teeth, you'll get cavities."
"wtf you're literally blackmailing me into buying a toothpaste and toothbrush? they don't even prevent 100% of cavities"
"wtf you're literally blackmailing me into buying a toothpaste and toothbrush? they don't even prevent 100% of cavities"
Republicans are real. They aren't something Democrats invented. They want to kill you.
September 16, 2026 at 11:47 AM
"If you don't brush your teeth, you'll get cavities."
"wtf you're literally blackmailing me into buying a toothpaste and toothbrush? they don't even prevent 100% of cavities"
"wtf you're literally blackmailing me into buying a toothpaste and toothbrush? they don't even prevent 100% of cavities"
I feel bonkers for being one of the few trans women alive to get into anime years after transition
September 16, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I feel bonkers for being one of the few trans women alive to get into anime years after transition
Why would you even interview a journalist for about this question?
Can social media be addictive?
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social says no.
“You wanting to communicate and chat with your friends every day is not an addiction,” says Lorenz. “And to frame it that way is incredibly harmful and anti-science.”
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social says no.
“You wanting to communicate and chat with your friends every day is not an addiction,” says Lorenz. “And to frame it that way is incredibly harmful and anti-science.”
September 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Why would you even interview a journalist for about this question?
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Good reminder not to bring your dog with you to vote
🚨 Patel admits agents will be deployed to polling places 👇
WELCH: I thought you weren't going to be sending people to the polls?
PATEL: Nope
W: So you are sending FBI agents?
P: We have election crisis coordinators manned at all 56 field offices. Election integrity is of paramount importance
WELCH: I thought you weren't going to be sending people to the polls?
PATEL: Nope
W: So you are sending FBI agents?
P: We have election crisis coordinators manned at all 56 field offices. Election integrity is of paramount importance
September 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Good reminder not to bring your dog with you to vote
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imagine having to watch the CEO of your company or the superintendent of your school district or whatever trying to justify their recent initiative to change hiring policy such that your future coworkers will include literal pigfuckers
September 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
imagine having to watch the CEO of your company or the superintendent of your school district or whatever trying to justify their recent initiative to change hiring policy such that your future coworkers will include literal pigfuckers
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1.) I strongly believe Dems should hold the line on trans rights
2.) I believe we should call out any of them who actually sell us out
3.) The fact Actual Literal Trans Woman Sarah McBride gets accused of plotting trans genocide daily makes the accusations people make on here lack credibility
2.) I believe we should call out any of them who actually sell us out
3.) The fact Actual Literal Trans Woman Sarah McBride gets accused of plotting trans genocide daily makes the accusations people make on here lack credibility
September 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
1.) I strongly believe Dems should hold the line on trans rights
2.) I believe we should call out any of them who actually sell us out
3.) The fact Actual Literal Trans Woman Sarah McBride gets accused of plotting trans genocide daily makes the accusations people make on here lack credibility
2.) I believe we should call out any of them who actually sell us out
3.) The fact Actual Literal Trans Woman Sarah McBride gets accused of plotting trans genocide daily makes the accusations people make on here lack credibility
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“We don’t have journalism any more, we have bloggers” We don’t even have bloggers, we have an entire information ecosystem trying to paperclip maximize likes and subscribes, lol. I yearn for the days of Blogs at this point
September 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
“We don’t have journalism any more, we have bloggers” We don’t even have bloggers, we have an entire information ecosystem trying to paperclip maximize likes and subscribes, lol. I yearn for the days of Blogs at this point
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The American Democratic Party is overwhelmingly pro-trans.
i feel like theres people trying to repeat "dems are anti trans" until it takes hold in social media the same way it went with "dems are committing genocide"
'i mean if so many people are talking about it, there must be something there, right'
'i mean if so many people are talking about it, there must be something there, right'
September 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The American Democratic Party is overwhelmingly pro-trans.
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Credit to potatojmtjmt
September 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Credit to potatojmtjmt