Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛
@amandabf.bsky.social
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Just trying to get through each day without calling someone a motherfucker. Still a wrestling fan, still a loud music fan, still a hater of dumbassery. Don't come at me with your nonsense. I don't have that kind of time. #AEW
Just trying to get through each day without calling someone a motherfucker. Still a wrestling fan, still a loud music fan, still a hater of dumbassery. Don't come at me with your nonsense. I don't have that kind of time. #AEW
October 25, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Jay committed a fucking felony.
Essentially telling a woman to smile more? Son...you sweet, summer child...
Marina is going to put your lips in your butthole and make you swallow.
#AEWCollision
Essentially telling a woman to smile more? Son...you sweet, summer child...
Marina is going to put your lips in your butthole and make you swallow.
#AEWCollision
October 25, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Jay committed a fucking felony.
Essentially telling a woman to smile more? Son...you sweet, summer child...
Marina is going to put your lips in your butthole and make you swallow.
#AEWCollision
Essentially telling a woman to smile more? Son...you sweet, summer child...
Marina is going to put your lips in your butthole and make you swallow.
#AEWCollision
A lot of people aren't going to like this but fuck it...when has that ever stopped me?
When I was a kid, the opinions of mediocre white men dominated the landscape in the forms of movie, book, and music reviews. The older generation loved being told what to think about things, it seemed.
Today
When I was a kid, the opinions of mediocre white men dominated the landscape in the forms of movie, book, and music reviews. The older generation loved being told what to think about things, it seemed.
Today
October 24, 2026 at 9:39 PM
A lot of people aren't going to like this but fuck it...when has that ever stopped me?
When I was a kid, the opinions of mediocre white men dominated the landscape in the forms of movie, book, and music reviews. The older generation loved being told what to think about things, it seemed.
Today
When I was a kid, the opinions of mediocre white men dominated the landscape in the forms of movie, book, and music reviews. The older generation loved being told what to think about things, it seemed.
Today
But here's a lovely autumn image from my front garden.
(I'm really trying my damnedest to get into this changing seasons crap here. Bear with me.)
(I'm really trying my damnedest to get into this changing seasons crap here. Bear with me.)
October 24, 2026 at 9:18 PM
But here's a lovely autumn image from my front garden.
(I'm really trying my damnedest to get into this changing seasons crap here. Bear with me.)
(I'm really trying my damnedest to get into this changing seasons crap here. Bear with me.)
Spent the last few hours winterizing the pergola...woo for me being responsible and shit...and now my body is saying we're ready for death. Or at least some ibuprofen and a nap.
October 24, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Spent the last few hours winterizing the pergola...woo for me being responsible and shit...and now my body is saying we're ready for death. Or at least some ibuprofen and a nap.
I thought I was in the chronic emoji over-user demographic, but I guess I just use the same ones over and over
October 24, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I thought I was in the chronic emoji over-user demographic, but I guess I just use the same ones over and over
People talking about Ethan Klein
Me:
Me:
October 24, 2026 at 6:43 AM
People talking about Ethan Klein
Me:
Me:
Endured a couple of hours of a pair of 25 year olds romanticizing the 80s and 90s while simultaneously lamenting not getting constant updates on social media about their favorite band.
They didn't understand why I kept laughing at them.
They didn't understand why I kept laughing at them.
October 24, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Endured a couple of hours of a pair of 25 year olds romanticizing the 80s and 90s while simultaneously lamenting not getting constant updates on social media about their favorite band.
They didn't understand why I kept laughing at them.
They didn't understand why I kept laughing at them.
There are just some products...pharmaceuticals, face creams, deodorant...that don't require a fucking commercial jingle.
But here we are.
But here we are.
October 24, 2026 at 2:30 AM
There are just some products...pharmaceuticals, face creams, deodorant...that don't require a fucking commercial jingle.
But here we are.
But here we are.
Just drink some damn water. You'll outlive your enemies.
October 23, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Just drink some damn water. You'll outlive your enemies.
For the first time in the 10 years I've lived in this house, and for the first time in the 21 years I've lived in this state, an election worker was going door to door to ensure people have received their mail-in ballots and/or registered to vote.
October 23, 2026 at 9:44 PM
For the first time in the 10 years I've lived in this house, and for the first time in the 21 years I've lived in this state, an election worker was going door to door to ensure people have received their mail-in ballots and/or registered to vote.
Hey, all my StrickPage Girlies! I was shown this artist and I think there are a lot of items they sell you would absolutely love!
#AEW
flightyartworks.com/products/hou...
#AEW
flightyartworks.com/products/hou...
*House Fire Hard Enamel Pin
Stuck with each other in a hell of their own creation, immortalized in a cute accessory for your enjoyment. Materials: black metal, hard enamel Size. 2 inches
flightyartworks.com
October 23, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Hey, all my StrickPage Girlies! I was shown this artist and I think there are a lot of items they sell you would absolutely love!
#AEW
flightyartworks.com/products/hou...
#AEW
flightyartworks.com/products/hou...
We'd all like to think we're like Morticia Addams, but...if I'm being honest...a good portion of us are far more like Debbie.
October 23, 2026 at 6:04 PM
We'd all like to think we're like Morticia Addams, but...if I'm being honest...a good portion of us are far more like Debbie.
Just because you've surrounded yourself with witless idiots in this room, it does not mean you're the smartest person in every room.
October 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Just because you've surrounded yourself with witless idiots in this room, it does not mean you're the smartest person in every room.
I am Amanda, witch of gas prices in Tacoma
October 23, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I am Amanda, witch of gas prices in Tacoma
I'm in the late evening type of mood that I might just end up going to bed with a shaved head.
October 23, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I'm in the late evening type of mood that I might just end up going to bed with a shaved head.
So...this is wild. Be it planned or be it coincidence, Steven Borden returned on the same day, October 21, as when Crow Sting debuted 30 years ago.
#AEW
#AEW
October 23, 2026 at 3:20 AM
So...this is wild. Be it planned or be it coincidence, Steven Borden returned on the same day, October 21, as when Crow Sting debuted 30 years ago.
#AEW
#AEW
Ruin the song by adding "in my pants" to the title
I Hate Myself For Loving You In My Pants
I Hate Myself For Loving You In My Pants
Ruin the song by adding “in my pants“ to the title
Mother In My Pants
Mother In My Pants
Ruin the song by adding “in my pants“ to the title
Bridge Over Troubled Water In My Pants
Bridge Over Troubled Water In My Pants
October 23, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Ruin the song by adding "in my pants" to the title
I Hate Myself For Loving You In My Pants
I Hate Myself For Loving You In My Pants
Yeah, I can't think of ANYTHING that could possibly go wrong with this.
www.forbes.com/sites/amyfel...
www.forbes.com/sites/amyfel...
Billionaires Palmer Luckey And Ben Lamm Spin Up Startup To Genetically Engineer Military Dogs
Ben Lamm of de-extinction startup Colossal has teamed up with Palmer Luckey’s team at Anduril to create a dog that’s optimized for military use. The new “warhounds” will be cloned and gene edited.
www.forbes.com
October 23, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Yeah, I can't think of ANYTHING that could possibly go wrong with this.
www.forbes.com/sites/amyfel...
www.forbes.com/sites/amyfel...
October 22, 2026 at 10:48 PM
*sigh*
I wish people could just enjoy wrestling/wrestling characters/wrestling stories and then go on with their fucking lives the rest of the time.
"Enjoy" being the word doing the heaviest lifting here.
#AEW
I wish people could just enjoy wrestling/wrestling characters/wrestling stories and then go on with their fucking lives the rest of the time.
"Enjoy" being the word doing the heaviest lifting here.
#AEW
October 22, 2026 at 9:09 PM
*sigh*
I wish people could just enjoy wrestling/wrestling characters/wrestling stories and then go on with their fucking lives the rest of the time.
"Enjoy" being the word doing the heaviest lifting here.
#AEW
I wish people could just enjoy wrestling/wrestling characters/wrestling stories and then go on with their fucking lives the rest of the time.
"Enjoy" being the word doing the heaviest lifting here.
#AEW
Me looking into one of those multi-panel mirrors
October 22, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Me looking into one of those multi-panel mirrors
Ruin a song by adding 'I guess' to its title
All You Need Is Love...I guess
All You Need Is Love...I guess
Ruin a song by adding 'I guess' to its title
I will survive...I guess.
I will survive...I guess.
Ruin a song by adding 'I guess' to its title
We Are the Champions, I Guess
We Are the Champions, I Guess
October 22, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Ruin a song by adding 'I guess' to its title
All You Need Is Love...I guess
All You Need Is Love...I guess