optiMSTie
@optimstie.bsky.social
Just this guy.
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in a tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in a tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
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IT'S GODZILLA WEEK
Classic Godzilla Dance Scene
ALT: Classic Godzilla Dance Scene
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November 2, 2026 at 11:06 AM
IT'S GODZILLA WEEK
Honestly, most of my October watches are rewatches of comfort food faves for Halloween, but I *did* enjoy new stuff in the form of:
The Post
Night Gallery
Encounters of the Spooky Kind
and of course, the MST3K RiffTrax Experiments!
The Post
Night Gallery
Encounters of the Spooky Kind
and of course, the MST3K RiffTrax Experiments!
Post your favorite first-watches of October 🍿
November 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Honestly, most of my October watches are rewatches of comfort food faves for Halloween, but I *did* enjoy new stuff in the form of:
The Post
Night Gallery
Encounters of the Spooky Kind
and of course, the MST3K RiffTrax Experiments!
The Post
Night Gallery
Encounters of the Spooky Kind
and of course, the MST3K RiffTrax Experiments!
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I like this one. It's an unusual and complex war film. (And no, it's not 102 hours!) #TCMParty
THE MOUNTAIN ROAD (1960) — 10:15 pm ET — 102h
(TCM Primetime: James Stewart at War)
James Stewart, Lisa Lu, Glenn Corbett; directed by Daniel Mann
An American officer helps villagers against the Japanese during WWII.
#TCM #TCMParty
(TCM Primetime: James Stewart at War)
James Stewart, Lisa Lu, Glenn Corbett; directed by Daniel Mann
An American officer helps villagers against the Japanese during WWII.
#TCM #TCMParty
The Mountain Road (1960)
www.tcm.com
November 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I like this one. It's an unusual and complex war film. (And no, it's not 102 hours!) #TCMParty
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New Doritos™ Coolest Ranch™ in your freezer isle, we can't make this shit any colder before it's not legal to sell as food.
November 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
New Doritos™ Coolest Ranch™ in your freezer isle, we can't make this shit any colder before it's not legal to sell as food.
"They told me, 'Make the ranch cooler,' and I told them, 'YOU FOOLS, THE COOLNESS OF THE RANCH IS HORRIFICALLY UNSTABLE!' "
November 2, 2026 at 3:09 AM
"They told me, 'Make the ranch cooler,' and I told them, 'YOU FOOLS, THE COOLNESS OF THE RANCH IS HORRIFICALLY UNSTABLE!' "
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Bandido is alive and still adorable!
Bandido dressed up as Gizmo for Halloween at last night's Riot Lucha Libre card in Monterrey.
(Photos h/t Rob Bihari.)
(Photos h/t Rob Bihari.)
November 1, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Bandido is alive and still adorable!
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We made a movie. 🔊
October 31, 2026 at 7:50 PM
We made a movie. 🔊
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Shout out specifically to this kid who crossed my social media this morning on Facebook, who insisted upon being the Edmund Fitzgerald and his mom being the Gales of November.
November 1, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Shout out specifically to this kid who crossed my social media this morning on Facebook, who insisted upon being the Edmund Fitzgerald and his mom being the Gales of November.
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This always makes me just so happy
It gives me great joy to announce that at 3.59pm today precisely, it will be the tenth anniversary of one of the finest things ever broadcast
We're just normal men, we're just innocent men (Lauren and Hacker: full clip)
YouTube video by Antigone Journal
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November 1, 2026 at 3:14 PM
This always makes me just so happy
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*unintelligible shrieking*
Bandido dressed up as Gizmo for Halloween at last night's Riot Lucha Libre card in Monterrey.
(Photos h/t Rob Bihari.)
(Photos h/t Rob Bihari.)
November 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
*unintelligible shrieking*
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gonna ask the trick-or-treaters to help me hang the xmas lights
October 31, 2026 at 9:45 PM
gonna ask the trick-or-treaters to help me hang the xmas lights
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Or I can just post it here, that's friendlier.
November 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Or I can just post it here, that's friendlier.
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Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Happy Halloween!
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be the full size chocolate bar you wish to see in the world
October 31, 2026 at 8:52 PM
be the full size chocolate bar you wish to see in the world
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shoutout to the house giving out condiments this year
November 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
shoutout to the house giving out condiments this year
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My 9 y/o watched Killer Klowns From Outer Space tonight for the first time and I am very proud to report that he FUCKING LOVED IT.
November 1, 2026 at 2:16 AM
My 9 y/o watched Killer Klowns From Outer Space tonight for the first time and I am very proud to report that he FUCKING LOVED IT.
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Watched Army of Darkness with the kids.
Sixth-grader: Ash is not nice.
Husband: He's been through a lot.
SG: That's no excuse to treat people badly.
(he declared the movie to be 'bloody brilliant' so he did like it)
Sixth-grader: Ash is not nice.
Husband: He's been through a lot.
SG: That's no excuse to treat people badly.
(he declared the movie to be 'bloody brilliant' so he did like it)
Ash: Well Hello Mister Fancy Pants
ALT: Ash: Well Hello Mister Fancy Pants
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November 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Watched Army of Darkness with the kids.
Sixth-grader: Ash is not nice.
Husband: He's been through a lot.
SG: That's no excuse to treat people badly.
(he declared the movie to be 'bloody brilliant' so he did like it)
Sixth-grader: Ash is not nice.
Husband: He's been through a lot.
SG: That's no excuse to treat people badly.
(he declared the movie to be 'bloody brilliant' so he did like it)
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HOLY SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL, MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
November 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
HOLY SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL, MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
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Don’t forget to check your children’s candy tonight. There might be something in there you like.
November 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Don’t forget to check your children’s candy tonight. There might be something in there you like.
Wait a minute...
[remembers that the clocks go back tonight]
... I CAN STILL WATCH THE PAUL LYNDE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL TONIGHT, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[remembers that the clocks go back tonight]
... I CAN STILL WATCH THE PAUL LYNDE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL TONIGHT, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
November 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Wait a minute...
[remembers that the clocks go back tonight]
... I CAN STILL WATCH THE PAUL LYNDE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL TONIGHT, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[remembers that the clocks go back tonight]
... I CAN STILL WATCH THE PAUL LYNDE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL TONIGHT, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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I always have a Halloween tradition of watching the 1968 Night of the Living Dead.
I watched it this morning, but it was while I was under the constraints of getting ready for work.
Now that I'm home? I'm watching it again, because hey, why not? Love love love it!
I watched it this morning, but it was while I was under the constraints of getting ready for work.
Now that I'm home? I'm watching it again, because hey, why not? Love love love it!
Name the film you're watching for Halloween.
November 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I always have a Halloween tradition of watching the 1968 Night of the Living Dead.
I watched it this morning, but it was while I was under the constraints of getting ready for work.
Now that I'm home? I'm watching it again, because hey, why not? Love love love it!
I watched it this morning, but it was while I was under the constraints of getting ready for work.
Now that I'm home? I'm watching it again, because hey, why not? Love love love it!