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Ammonyte
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The Ammonyte abides.
A digital fossil in an un-wired world.
Interested in Butterflies, Conservation, Science, History, Photography, Rugby, Cricket, Ales.
Somewhat wary and cynical of politicians.
IC #1335
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On a scale of 1 - 10, how fucked up is the world today?
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This has to be the roast of the decade
September 17, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
September 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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‘We’ve gone on Ed Sheeran’s tour by mistake’
September 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
So my takeaway at the end of this talk with Alex Ritchie and @waitmanwbeorn.com is "perpetrators are just like us and we don't know why".
September 11, 2026 at 3:49 PM
25 years ago at my desk. Lady in finance on the other side of the room took phone call from her teenage son. "You stupid boy planes don't fly into buildings" rang across the room. My boss found the Statue of Liberty webcam and we realised it was true.
September 11, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Went out. Learned about assessing Woodland. Got wet. Brilliant.
September 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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My new book is selling well. The publisher calls it "a hit"....

www.versobooks.com/en-gb/produc...
June 1, 2026 at 2:08 PM
It's raining and the news is fucking awful.
September 8, 2026 at 7:38 AM
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Our government call throwing paint or holding a placard about global warming or Palestine terrorism and they send in the heaviest to beat up kids and pensioners. Blqckshirted fascists? Fine.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Protesters block roads in Portsmouth after 140 migrants rescued
The government condemns "thuggish behaviour" in the second major anti-migrant protest of the weekend.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 7, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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picking a side in a face off between street fash and the RNLI is not fucking Sophie's Choice, it's strawberry ice cream or a bucket of shit. and the Home Office go for the bucket every time.
September 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
As a geologist I approve this post.
After some scrolling, this made me laugh 😆
September 7, 2026 at 8:42 AM
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Nazis on the rise in Germany, black shirts on the streets of the UK. I’m not sure “legitimate concerns” is going to cut it @andyburnham.bsky.social
September 7, 2026 at 7:48 AM
pca.st/episode/de94... the next time a wine poseur wants on about Biodynamic wine I am taping them to a chair and making them listen to this. Thanks @waitmanwbeorn.com
Ep. 79- The Nazi Occult with Eric Kurlander
Send us Fan MailThere are lots of popular and sensationalist accounts of the Nazi obsession with the supernatural and occult, but what is the true history of this.  The truth is that various kinds of…
pca.st
September 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM
If they could stop promoting Substack that would be even bettterer.
September 6, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Feeling quite smug that I never got into Harry Potter.
September 6, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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Stuff I didn't know about the military and Hegseth.
September 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Mind if anyone has a Palestinian flag they could slip it in here a d the cops will turn up with van loads of heavily armed bastards to lock these actual fascists up based on the false notion they're against genocide.
"masked fascist paramilitary seizes port" just isn't the sort of thing the uk media would ever say, is it
September 5, 2026 at 9:46 AM
What in the wide wide world of sports us thus?
This should go without saying, but do not buy or wear AI fart underwear.
September 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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I have discovered a pile of Nigel droppings under my bed tonight.
May 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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This is such fun!! #ReformUK #Nigelfarage
September 4, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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On the hunt for old model kits that are surplus to sell on the #kitoff90 stand at WARFEST. If you've got some gathering dust and would like to support us please bring them along. The more the merrier.
September 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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In the local park where I’m currently walking, a dog has just grabbed a random person’s umbrella and run off with it. The umbrella owner, the dog’s owners and a load of kids have given chase, and it’s the closest I’ll get to seeing a dog with a string of sausages being chased by a butcher isn’t it?
September 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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If you visit my pinned blog post I have lots of advise about how to get away from Google and Microsoft and how to use AI without giving your life away. Also very importantly how to stay safe out there on the web, stop trackers, spam etc.Also using a VPN and secure DNS to stop the bastards tracking u
September 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Said the Maquis de Sade.
August 31, 2026 at 1:18 PM