Andrew Brüski
@andrewbruski.bsky.social
He/him. Dark Clouds merch pusher and Minnesota soccer sicko. If it’s May to Oct I’ll probably try to bike there.
Workplace non-sequitur:
“Midlife crisis or mid life-crisis?”
“Midlife crisis or mid life-crisis?”
September 18, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Workplace non-sequitur:
“Midlife crisis or mid life-crisis?”
“Midlife crisis or mid life-crisis?”
25 years ago today I woke up to find this now-faded post-it note left for me on the bathroom mirror at my parents’ house.
Turn on TV
An airplane
crashed into world
trade center - New York
—————————————
There’s a hornet
in the house - I winged him
and he lost a leg
Turn on TV
An airplane
crashed into world
trade center - New York
—————————————
There’s a hornet
in the house - I winged him
and he lost a leg
September 11, 2026 at 12:58 PM
25 years ago today I woke up to find this now-faded post-it note left for me on the bathroom mirror at my parents’ house.
Turn on TV
An airplane
crashed into world
trade center - New York
—————————————
There’s a hornet
in the house - I winged him
and he lost a leg
Turn on TV
An airplane
crashed into world
trade center - New York
—————————————
There’s a hornet
in the house - I winged him
and he lost a leg
At least we got Cherrion “the Inquisitor” Velarius, the guy with the most Warhammer 40,000-ass name ever
News brief: #MNUFC completed loan move for Dutch defender Cherrion Valerius just as summer transfer window closed Wednesday, a source told @pioneerpress.bsky.social. #Loons add three total players before the final stretch of the 2026 season.
www.twincities.com/2026/09/02/m...
www.twincities.com/2026/09/02/m...
Minnesota United completes loan for defender Cherrion Valerius
Loons brought in three players before the summer transfer window closed.
www.twincities.com
September 3, 2026 at 2:09 PM
At least we got Cherrion “the Inquisitor” Velarius, the guy with the most Warhammer 40,000-ass name ever
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I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day
September 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day
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August 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Sometimes you need to bring your soccer gear to a Lynx game.
August 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Sometimes you need to bring your soccer gear to a Lynx game.
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July 29, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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We got a little silly during the World Cup break and, whoops, made a whole bunch of new merch. Come check it out?
July 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
We got a little silly during the World Cup break and, whoops, made a whole bunch of new merch. Come check it out?
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July 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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I've written about soccer and #MNUFC for years. I've been truly blessed by the amount of support I've received in the past from all of you. Today, I'm taking a frightening step, and going out on my own.
Why I'm going independent and asking for your support
I always thought I needed the support of a larger outlet, for soccer writing. Now I'm trying it without one - but I need your support.
www.jonmarthaler.com
July 20, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I've written about soccer and #MNUFC for years. I've been truly blessed by the amount of support I've received in the past from all of you. Today, I'm taking a frightening step, and going out on my own.
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Rep. Aisha Gomez: “To look at people standing up against ICE and see ‘paid protesters’ says nothing about us and everything about you.”
“That you cannot conceive of us loving our neighbors so much that we would actually do something for them.”
“That you cannot conceive of us loving our neighbors so much that we would actually do something for them.”
July 16, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Rep. Aisha Gomez: “To look at people standing up against ICE and see ‘paid protesters’ says nothing about us and everything about you.”
“That you cannot conceive of us loving our neighbors so much that we would actually do something for them.”
“That you cannot conceive of us loving our neighbors so much that we would actually do something for them.”
Trump take World Cup
July 7, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Trump take World Cup
Prematch happy hour time at @blackhartstp.com
July 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Prematch happy hour time at @blackhartstp.com
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In his book, 'The Cruelty of Nice Folks,' Ellis looks at how when it comes to race, Minneapolis is trapped in cycles of good intentions and failure to follow through.
When Nice Folks Make Cruel Choices: Journalist Justin Ellis on MN's History of 'Unaccounted for Repression, Rage, Discrimination, and White Supremacy' - Racket
In his book, 'The Cruelty of Nice Folks,' Ellis looks at how when it comes to race, Minneapolis is trapped in cycles of good intentions and failure to follow through.
racketmn.com
July 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
In his book, 'The Cruelty of Nice Folks,' Ellis looks at how when it comes to race, Minneapolis is trapped in cycles of good intentions and failure to follow through.
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The game of soccer has proved insufficient to resolve a game of soccer. We will play a different game instead.
June 29, 2026 at 11:13 PM
The game of soccer has proved insufficient to resolve a game of soccer. We will play a different game instead.
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COLUMN: Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Take me home: why Country Roads has struck a chord at the World Cup
John Denver’s classic has been belted out during US matches at this tournament. Its appeal lies in the story it tells about a united America
www.theguardian.com
June 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
COLUMN: Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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FUCK ICE
Just a reminder that we still have plenty of these stickers you can buy and plaster about town. 100% of profits go Urban Village in Saint Paul @mndarkclouds.bsky.social
shop.mnwonderwall.com/products/f-ice
shop.mnwonderwall.com/products/f-ice
June 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
FUCK ICE
Just a reminder that we still have plenty of these stickers you can buy and plaster about town. 100% of profits go Urban Village in Saint Paul @mndarkclouds.bsky.social
shop.mnwonderwall.com/products/f-ice
shop.mnwonderwall.com/products/f-ice
June 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Just a reminder that we still have plenty of these stickers you can buy and plaster about town. 100% of profits go Urban Village in Saint Paul @mndarkclouds.bsky.social
shop.mnwonderwall.com/products/f-ice
shop.mnwonderwall.com/products/f-ice
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More fortune cookies should quote Faith No More lyrics at us
June 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
More fortune cookies should quote Faith No More lyrics at us
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"So, the president just posted that he’s not going to follow the law anymore. And naturally, our readers want to know if that’s legal. That’s not for us to say—we are not lawyers; we are journalists. What we do know is that it’s unprecedented."
This Is All Completely Unprecedented
“In many ways, he’s like a magician pulling infinite bunnies out of a hat, except the bunnies are tax fraud. We can’t think of a precedent in modern history....
buff.ly
June 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
"So, the president just posted that he’s not going to follow the law anymore. And naturally, our readers want to know if that’s legal. That’s not for us to say—we are not lawyers; we are journalists. What we do know is that it’s unprecedented."
We got movie sign
June 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
We got movie sign
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40 “Peep Show” Characters Ranked by How Likely They Are To Join a Violent Gang of Soccer Hooligans
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40 “Peep Show” Characters Ranked by How Likely They Are To Join a Violent Gang of Soccer Hooligans
When it comes to British comedies, fan favorite “Peep Show” is a top-tier classic that easily stands among the best in the... Get the full story
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June 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
40 “Peep Show” Characters Ranked by How Likely They Are To Join a Violent Gang of Soccer Hooligans
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