Andrew O'Neill
@andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social
Comedy. Metal. Magick. They/them.
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Band: meltzer667.bandcamp.com
Gigs: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
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Andrew O'Neill's History Of Heavy Metal
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Reminder that my full-band History Of Heavy Metal is available to watch for free on Youtube!
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1972: Welcome to SPAGHETTI JUNCTION | Wheelbase | Retro Transport | BBC Archive
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September 17, 2026 at 11:50 AM
"Thanks to wholesale costs" is a such an egregious lie. Why the fuck do people perpetuate it?
They will charge more because they CAN charge more. That's it. The price they charge is not determined by the wholesale cost, it is determined by how much they can make us pay.
They will charge more because they CAN charge more. That's it. The price they charge is not determined by the wholesale cost, it is determined by how much they can make us pay.
Energy bills could surge 25% to over £2,000 in January thanks to rising wholesale costs. (Bloomberg Economics)
Meanwhile..
Eight of the biggest fossil fuel companies amassed profits of more than £67bn in just three months to the end of June. (The Guardian)
Windfall tax now! 😤
#PMQs
Meanwhile..
Eight of the biggest fossil fuel companies amassed profits of more than £67bn in just three months to the end of June. (The Guardian)
Windfall tax now! 😤
#PMQs
September 17, 2026 at 10:58 AM
"Thanks to wholesale costs" is a such an egregious lie. Why the fuck do people perpetuate it?
They will charge more because they CAN charge more. That's it. The price they charge is not determined by the wholesale cost, it is determined by how much they can make us pay.
They will charge more because they CAN charge more. That's it. The price they charge is not determined by the wholesale cost, it is determined by how much they can make us pay.
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The people of Piddington after being informed that the bus service to Upper Arncott now requires them to give 3 months advance notice to the English authorities.
September 16, 2026 at 7:28 AM
The people of Piddington after being informed that the bus service to Upper Arncott now requires them to give 3 months advance notice to the English authorities.
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Ep.5 of Why Haydn is Best now available! Contains strong references to Terry and June from the outset.
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5. Symphony 41 | Why Haydn Is Best
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September 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Ep.5 of Why Haydn is Best now available! Contains strong references to Terry and June from the outset.
shows.acast.com/why-haydn-is... via
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September 11, 2026 at 8:30 AM
BRADFORD! LEEDS! PUDSEY! ECCLESHILL! BINGLEY! CULLINGWORTH!
Get your arses to this on Friday!
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Get your arses to this on Friday!
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September 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
BRADFORD! LEEDS! PUDSEY! ECCLESHILL! BINGLEY! CULLINGWORTH!
Get your arses to this on Friday!
andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
Get your arses to this on Friday!
andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
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why don’t you all just marry penda’s fen
September 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
why don’t you all just marry penda’s fen
Why is Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody seen as the first music video, when it wasn't the first music video?
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The Beatles - The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever (Official Music Video) [2015 Mix]
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September 7, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Why is Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody seen as the first music video, when it wasn't the first music video?
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Podcasts with more than two people - PLEASE BALANCE YOUR LEVELS SO I CAN LISTEN IN THE CAR, YOU FUCKS.
Lav mics and/or lots of compression, or just fucking get Paul to sit closer to the fucking mic and fucking stay there.
Okay, I may have given away who I mean.
Lav mics and/or lots of compression, or just fucking get Paul to sit closer to the fucking mic and fucking stay there.
Okay, I may have given away who I mean.
September 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Podcasts with more than two people - PLEASE BALANCE YOUR LEVELS SO I CAN LISTEN IN THE CAR, YOU FUCKS.
Lav mics and/or lots of compression, or just fucking get Paul to sit closer to the fucking mic and fucking stay there.
Okay, I may have given away who I mean.
Lav mics and/or lots of compression, or just fucking get Paul to sit closer to the fucking mic and fucking stay there.
Okay, I may have given away who I mean.
PUNK AUTUMN! All details and tickets: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
September 7, 2026 at 12:52 PM
PUNK AUTUMN! All details and tickets: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
This is exactly my point.
More cops is never the answer.
September 6, 2026 at 4:21 PM
This is exactly my point.
Those Dover protesters should NOT have been arrested, as many people are saying.
However, the Just Stop Oil protesters in PRISON for 4+ years for being on a Zoom meeting about blocking roads SHOULD be released and have their convictions overturned.* 1/2
However, the Just Stop Oil protesters in PRISON for 4+ years for being on a Zoom meeting about blocking roads SHOULD be released and have their convictions overturned.* 1/2
September 6, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Those Dover protesters should NOT have been arrested, as many people are saying.
However, the Just Stop Oil protesters in PRISON for 4+ years for being on a Zoom meeting about blocking roads SHOULD be released and have their convictions overturned.* 1/2
However, the Just Stop Oil protesters in PRISON for 4+ years for being on a Zoom meeting about blocking roads SHOULD be released and have their convictions overturned.* 1/2
Anyone point me to an easily digestible resource on what's happening in Palestine just now?
News has gone quiet, and it feels like it's dropped out of the popular conciousness.
News has gone quiet, and it feels like it's dropped out of the popular conciousness.
September 6, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Anyone point me to an easily digestible resource on what's happening in Palestine just now?
News has gone quiet, and it feels like it's dropped out of the popular conciousness.
News has gone quiet, and it feels like it's dropped out of the popular conciousness.
An extraordinary day yesterday! Started meeting Delia Smith and talking about citizens assemblies, then saw my wonderful friend Melinda Gebbie launch her new book, then met Robb from Tygers Of Pan Tang on the train home!
September 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
An extraordinary day yesterday! Started meeting Delia Smith and talking about citizens assemblies, then saw my wonderful friend Melinda Gebbie launch her new book, then met Robb from Tygers Of Pan Tang on the train home!
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September 3, 2026 at 9:27 AM
September 3, 2026 at 9:27 AM
There are two wolves inside you.
September 3, 2026 at 9:04 AM
There are two wolves inside you.
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“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.”
You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
September 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.”
You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Having read the book a while ago I finally watched the live show of A History of Heavy Metal by the hilarious @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social and as someone who lived through the NWOBHM can confirm its accuracy 🤘
Bonus points for the mention of Dumpy's Rusty Nuts 😎
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Bonus points for the mention of Dumpy's Rusty Nuts 😎
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September 1, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Having read the book a while ago I finally watched the live show of A History of Heavy Metal by the hilarious @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social and as someone who lived through the NWOBHM can confirm its accuracy 🤘
Bonus points for the mention of Dumpy's Rusty Nuts 😎
SIT DOWN LARS!
Bonus points for the mention of Dumpy's Rusty Nuts 😎
SIT DOWN LARS!
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Roses are red
Little black dresses are slinky
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August 31, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Roses are red
Little black dresses are slinky
Something
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Little black dresses are slinky
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