Andrew Sanford
@andrewsanford.bsky.social
Writer/Director/Twin Dad
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Got some great news after the show last night! So proud of this little film and so happy I got to make it with my family. Lemme know if I know anybody in Nebraska who thinks they can make it out to the Little Blue Film Festival!
(Also link for the movie in the comments!)
(Also link for the movie in the comments!)
Been having a rough few weeks that I will be talking about a lot next month but wanted to take a moment to say that Can I Sell My Soul? is now available on HorrorHoundTV with lots of great independent horror films. Link in comments! 🧡🖤
October 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Been having a rough few weeks that I will be talking about a lot next month but wanted to take a moment to say that Can I Sell My Soul? is now available on HorrorHoundTV with lots of great independent horror films. Link in comments! 🧡🖤
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The U.S. is the AL West of the Western Hemisphere
October 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The U.S. is the AL West of the Western Hemisphere
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White Sox right now
We'Re On A Mission From God
Alt: We'Re On A Mission From God
static.klipy.com
September 30, 2026 at 11:14 PM
White Sox right now
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[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee?
[JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think—
[SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz!
[SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
[JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think—
[SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz!
[SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
September 29, 2026 at 11:08 PM
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee?
[JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think—
[SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz!
[SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
[JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think—
[SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz!
[SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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I posit to you, dear reader, that Robert Pattinson is the new Nic Cage.
I wrote my thesis for @avclub.com.
www.avclub.com/robert-patti...
I wrote my thesis for @avclub.com.
www.avclub.com/robert-patti...
Robert Pattinson is the new Nicolas Cage
Robert Pattinson and Nicolas Cage both get weird to find something more exciting in a landscape obsessed with realism.
www.avclub.com
September 29, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I posit to you, dear reader, that Robert Pattinson is the new Nic Cage.
I wrote my thesis for @avclub.com.
www.avclub.com/robert-patti...
I wrote my thesis for @avclub.com.
www.avclub.com/robert-patti...
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Tomorrow I release a documentary I’ve been working on for the last year with one of my best friends. I hope you’ll check it out.
You can hit the bell to get a notification when it goes live!
youtu.be/LULK2UiNwjI?...
You can hit the bell to get a notification when it goes live!
youtu.be/LULK2UiNwjI?...
Women of the Indies
YouTube video by Briesbe
youtu.be
September 24, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Tomorrow I release a documentary I’ve been working on for the last year with one of my best friends. I hope you’ll check it out.
You can hit the bell to get a notification when it goes live!
youtu.be/LULK2UiNwjI?...
You can hit the bell to get a notification when it goes live!
youtu.be/LULK2UiNwjI?...
I remember going to a Jersey boardwalk that summer and seeing baby shirts for sale that said “all he wanted was some hawk tuah.”
ME WITH A TIME MACHINE: even accounting for inflation, we’re talking about the most expensive diesel ever. the proximate cause is Trump starting a war in Iran-
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah!
ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang!
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah!
ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang!
September 21, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I remember going to a Jersey boardwalk that summer and seeing baby shirts for sale that said “all he wanted was some hawk tuah.”
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ME WITH A TIME MACHINE: even accounting for inflation, we’re talking about the most expensive diesel ever. the proximate cause is Trump starting a war in Iran-
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah!
ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang!
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah!
ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang!
September 21, 2026 at 8:47 PM
ME WITH A TIME MACHINE: even accounting for inflation, we’re talking about the most expensive diesel ever. the proximate cause is Trump starting a war in Iran-
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah!
ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang!
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah!
ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang!
Hit post on this and was immediately greeted with Johnny Depp’s dumb eyes in a giant Ebenezer poster, reminding me to pump my breaks a bit.
Movie theater employee asked me if I was going to see Resident Evil. I said yes and it turned into a conversation about Cregger’s films while I waited for my snacks. A+ interaction. Society is healing.
September 21, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Hit post on this and was immediately greeted with Johnny Depp’s dumb eyes in a giant Ebenezer poster, reminding me to pump my breaks a bit.
Movie theater employee asked me if I was going to see Resident Evil. I said yes and it turned into a conversation about Cregger’s films while I waited for my snacks. A+ interaction. Society is healing.
September 21, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Movie theater employee asked me if I was going to see Resident Evil. I said yes and it turned into a conversation about Cregger’s films while I waited for my snacks. A+ interaction. Society is healing.
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for your future voting knowledge, Gavin Newsom was central in pressuring the AGs to settle their antitrust lawsuit against Paramount:
Done! Paramount Settles Antitrust Suit, Set To Seal Deal For Warner Bros. Discovery
Paramount agreed to settle an antitrust suit by a dozen State Attorneys General led by California's Rob Bonta, the last obstacle to its merger with WBD.
deadline.com
September 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
for your future voting knowledge, Gavin Newsom was central in pressuring the AGs to settle their antitrust lawsuit against Paramount:
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When you say Twitter is still working for you, you're announcing that you've managed to plug your ears to all the horrors going on there and are just living in denial to what's going on around you, sort of your own personal ZONE OF INTEREST experience.
September 21, 2026 at 4:23 PM
When you say Twitter is still working for you, you're announcing that you've managed to plug your ears to all the horrors going on there and are just living in denial to what's going on around you, sort of your own personal ZONE OF INTEREST experience.
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Sure, giving in to corporate blackmail is *usually* a bad idea. But maybe this time it will work!!!!!!!!!! 🤮
* PARAMOUNT SKYDANCE CORP. HAS REACHED A SETTLEMENT WITH CALIFORNIA AND OTHER STATES SUING TO BLOCK ITS PROPOSED ACQUISITION OF WARNER BROS. DISCOVERY INC. -- BLOOMBERG NEWS
@reuters.com @bloomberg.com #$PSKY
@reuters.com @bloomberg.com #$PSKY
September 21, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Sure, giving in to corporate blackmail is *usually* a bad idea. But maybe this time it will work!!!!!!!!!! 🤮
Counting that Senators record for the Rangers.
most wins by a team following at least three consecutive 100+ loss seasons:
2026 White Sox: 80
2014 Astros: 70
1965 Senators: 70
1925 Boston Braves: 70
Related: no team has made the playoffs following even 2 straight 100-loss szns
Or won its division the year after losing 100+
Yet
2026 White Sox: 80
2014 Astros: 70
1965 Senators: 70
1925 Boston Braves: 70
Related: no team has made the playoffs following even 2 straight 100-loss szns
Or won its division the year after losing 100+
Yet
September 21, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Counting that Senators record for the Rangers.
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Mamdani meets with trump in part to try to buy his city — an open target of the federal administration for military invasion — time. What does meeting with Jared do
Actually, the Democratic mayor of NYC meeting with the Republican President of the United States is *not* remotely comparable to the Democratic House Minority Leader meeting with the unelected, unappointed, unofficial grifting son-in-law of the president.
September 20, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Mamdani meets with trump in part to try to buy his city — an open target of the federal administration for military invasion — time. What does meeting with Jared do
Best in the West, babyyyyy
(this next week is going to make me break out in hives)
(this next week is going to make me break out in hives)
September 20, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Best in the West, babyyyyy
(this next week is going to make me break out in hives)
(this next week is going to make me break out in hives)
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Lebron's life will not be noticeably different for doing these ads in any respect but one: a lot of people who respected him will think less of him now. His legacy is cheapened.
September 20, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Lebron's life will not be noticeably different for doing these ads in any respect but one: a lot of people who respected him will think less of him now. His legacy is cheapened.
All of this lacks so much empathy. There are people who can’t help themselves and will ruin their lives from this stuff.
And so many celebrities just jumping on the bandwagon despite the societal risks feels very “why should I get a COVID shot if I don’t get too sick from it?”
And so many celebrities just jumping on the bandwagon despite the societal risks feels very “why should I get a COVID shot if I don’t get too sick from it?”
Polymarket partner LeBron James continuing to promote gambling 🤢
September 20, 2026 at 8:01 PM
All of this lacks so much empathy. There are people who can’t help themselves and will ruin their lives from this stuff.
And so many celebrities just jumping on the bandwagon despite the societal risks feels very “why should I get a COVID shot if I don’t get too sick from it?”
And so many celebrities just jumping on the bandwagon despite the societal risks feels very “why should I get a COVID shot if I don’t get too sick from it?”
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I'm deleting most fundraising texts these days, but if you sent me one saying you had identified these consultants and promised never to work with them, I would give you the max
I want the name of every consultant who convinces a Democrat to run an ad ceding ground to trans hatred, and I want them blacklisted by the party and noted so I can never give a cent to anyone who hires them ever again.
September 20, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I'm deleting most fundraising texts these days, but if you sent me one saying you had identified these consultants and promised never to work with them, I would give you the max
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man they picked the perfect looking guy for this story
September 20, 2026 at 5:27 PM
man they picked the perfect looking guy for this story
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I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️
September 19, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️