Killeumier
@andrewvuilleumier.com
Woke Christian father of three fur baby’s and one regular baby
Me watching my daughter on the daycare webcam putting another obviously sick kid’s pacifier in her mouth: ooo mama can’t wait to get those germs all up in me
September 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Me watching my daughter on the daycare webcam putting another obviously sick kid’s pacifier in her mouth: ooo mama can’t wait to get those germs all up in me
Gotta get me some of that strong, durable Israeli lumber
Rep. Marlin Stutzman says Indiana will start trading with Israel more to compensate for Trump's trade war with Canada
September 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Gotta get me some of that strong, durable Israeli lumber
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“So the movie’s called Digger. And I’m Digger. I think your fans will “dig” it!”
September 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
“So the movie’s called Digger. And I’m Digger. I think your fans will “dig” it!”
lmao
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
lmao
Nate Silver? The Gambling addict?
Senate polling update, per Nate Silver:
ALASKA 🔵 +1.1%
FLORIDA 🔴 +5.4%
GEORGIA 🔵 +9.0%
IOWA 🔵 +1.2%
KANSAS 🔴 +3.6%
MAINE 🔵 +4.0%
MICHIGAN 🔵 +2.9%
MINNESOTA 🔵 +4.8%
NORTH CAROLINA 🔵 +8.7%
NEBRASKA 🟡 +2.3%
NEW HAMPSHIRE 🔵 +6.3%
OHIO 🔵 +4.0%
TEXAS 🔵 +2.4%
Generic Ballot: 🔵 +8.0%
ALASKA 🔵 +1.1%
FLORIDA 🔴 +5.4%
GEORGIA 🔵 +9.0%
IOWA 🔵 +1.2%
KANSAS 🔴 +3.6%
MAINE 🔵 +4.0%
MICHIGAN 🔵 +2.9%
MINNESOTA 🔵 +4.8%
NORTH CAROLINA 🔵 +8.7%
NEBRASKA 🟡 +2.3%
NEW HAMPSHIRE 🔵 +6.3%
OHIO 🔵 +4.0%
TEXAS 🔵 +2.4%
Generic Ballot: 🔵 +8.0%
September 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Nate Silver? The Gambling addict?
25th anniversary of me beating THPS for N64
September 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
25th anniversary of me beating THPS for N64
Regarding the terrible events of 9/11, you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to em"
But that feeling of a shared bond among all Americans in the early weeks after the attack is something I’m so glad I got to experience. Because it’s the thing that I think we’re missing the most today.
September 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Regarding the terrible events of 9/11, you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to em"
I’m in the mood to watch a DIY-style documentary about the skateboard scene in Southern California during the late 70s into the early 80s and also I’m in it and no one can do better tricks than me and I win the Xgames if that was a thing back then. Any recs?
August 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I’m in the mood to watch a DIY-style documentary about the skateboard scene in Southern California during the late 70s into the early 80s and also I’m in it and no one can do better tricks than me and I win the Xgames if that was a thing back then. Any recs?
this is the look of a man who just took a big dookie in the bathroom and is surprised to see someone waiting outside to use it.
August 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
this is the look of a man who just took a big dookie in the bathroom and is surprised to see someone waiting outside to use it.
No.
This cheesy, pleasantly piquant side takes a cue from the classic Roman pasta: Cacio e Pepe. nyti.ms/4wbBLkC
Cacio e Pepe Green Beans Recipe • 5★ • 35 min
This cheesy, pleasantly piquant side takes a cue from the classic Roman pasta. Built for ease, this one-pan recipe calls to first sauté the green beans in a pan until glossy and coated in black pepper-infused olive oil, then to pour in a big splash of water and steam the beans until tender.
nyti.ms
August 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
No.
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![Lost episode of Arthur. Arthur's dad brings in a shambolic man wearing sunglasses and also rendered with little ears. Arthur's dad says "Arthur, meet your great uncle, LOU Reed." Lou Reed says something that is [redacted]. Arthur is shaken to his core.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e72cwu7fen37hzzzhwy6mkxp/bafkreidwcbwyxe7da62scgftghy4l7oiml5l2v6w2yja556zehimvfoxwy)
This totally ignores that these are official “Baby Day” screenings where the lights stay on and the volume is kept low. They even play a warning before the movie that the showing is for babies and crying is allowed so if you weren’t aware you can request a refund.
But go ahead and shit on parents.
But go ahead and shit on parents.
is there some future competitive advantage with college admissions if you deafened your child to Ludwig Göransson
August 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
This totally ignores that these are official “Baby Day” screenings where the lights stay on and the volume is kept low. They even play a warning before the movie that the showing is for babies and crying is allowed so if you weren’t aware you can request a refund.
But go ahead and shit on parents.
But go ahead and shit on parents.
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every time I see a clip of the TMZ tv show where they’re all huddled around laughing and having a good time about doing the work they do, I imagine an elderly person accidentally driving their car straight through it and my brain hits me with a dopamine blast so powerful I can see god waving hello
April 27, 2026 at 3:09 AM
every time I see a clip of the TMZ tv show where they’re all huddled around laughing and having a good time about doing the work they do, I imagine an elderly person accidentally driving their car straight through it and my brain hits me with a dopamine blast so powerful I can see god waving hello
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thought The Odyssey was broadly really really good but Nolan, going back to at least Batman Begins, has never met a fight scene where you can barely tell what’s going on that he didn’t like
July 27, 2026 at 1:32 PM
thought The Odyssey was broadly really really good but Nolan, going back to at least Batman Begins, has never met a fight scene where you can barely tell what’s going on that he didn’t like
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Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.
July 25, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.
new Strokes album today. pretty cool that's still happening in the year 2026.
July 24, 2026 at 2:06 PM
new Strokes album today. pretty cool that's still happening in the year 2026.
They’re putting Haims in all sorts of movies now
July 22, 2026 at 1:22 PM
They’re putting Haims in all sorts of movies now
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how many GULP sexual erm.. (tugging my collar) p-p-partners have i had .. ?? well ah.. nine (reading the room and feeling like a loser) hundred (realizing this might make me seem like a womanizer) men (afraid of coming off like a serial monogamist) at once
July 17, 2026 at 12:21 AM
how many GULP sexual erm.. (tugging my collar) p-p-partners have i had .. ?? well ah.. nine (reading the room and feeling like a loser) hundred (realizing this might make me seem like a womanizer) men (afraid of coming off like a serial monogamist) at once
It’s not coming home
July 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
It’s not coming home
Lol i did not know she sounded like that
July 14, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Lol i did not know she sounded like that
Boots on the ground, baby!
BREAKING: Trump says he will speak to the Nation on Thursday at 9pm
July 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Boots on the ground, baby!
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Covered in spicy rib sauce, handling my baby like a bag of mulch
June 30, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Covered in spicy rib sauce, handling my baby like a bag of mulch
Dude was taking a big ol’ dookie
Rep. Tom Kean Jr. will be “fully transparent” about his nearly four-month absence when he returns to Washington on Tuesday, a spokesperson told CNN. https://cnn.it/4xUYFPf
June 30, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Dude was taking a big ol’ dookie