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@andycarleton.bsky.social
Ever-evolving vintage human. Some kind of Taoist ☯︎. Proud veteran 🇺🇸. Estoy aprendiendo español. Creator of useful and/or pretty things. I trust my galluses without a belt. Husband, dad, grandpa. Sometimes I'm grumpy, but mostly I smile. #2,109,173
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Everyone should subscribe to Stephen Colbert’s new YouTube channel. Get him millions of subscribers as a big FUCK YOU to the Ellison’s and CBS!!

youtube.com/watch?v=jJTX...
Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
youtube.com
May 28, 2026 at 7:51 PM
@catsofyore.bsky.social 1923 - Homer Potter with Fluffy, Barton VT.
I apologize for editing this with Gemini, the original was horribly blurry.
September 22, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Palate cleanser.
Very probably the best photo I've ever taken of a 16th Century dovecote with a cow standing in front of it, surrounded by buttercups, looking like she has just dropped a debut album she is thoroughly proud of.
September 22, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Headline: "Sen. Curtis temporarily locates his balls."
September 21, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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"Trump is the ultimate dumb guy's idea of a smart man, so it only makes sense he’d adopt the artistic worldview of a high schooler who is pretty sure he’s cooler than everyone else because he talks about Michelangelo’s 'David' or some such."
Totalitarian art
The Hitler comparisons are sometimes overdone. But not here.
www.publicnotice.co
September 18, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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Animatronic Mitch made of old Chuck E. Cheese parts
September 15, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Do MAGAts really believe the AI slop they post, do they do it to "own the libs" and they know it's lies, or are they really that gullible? Oh wait, MAGATs...
September 15, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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A life of many colours
by @deAdder
Substack:
deadder.substack.com/p/a-life-of-...
A life of many colours
RIP Dolly Parton
deadder.substack.com
August 25, 2026 at 7:33 PM
@catsofyore.bsky.social Freeman G. Horton (1923-1977) of Chester, VT and his cat. From the Chester Vermont Historical Society page on Facebook.
August 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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August 24, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Reskeet this... or don't.
When I reskeet:
1. You inspire me and I want everyone to be inspired.
2. You're funny as hell and I want everyone to see how funny this was to me.
3. Sick fucker. See number 2.
4. JFC. If I have to read this, then EVERYONE has to read this.
August 27, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
August 19, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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I honestly first thought “traveling with Natalie” was a very funny euphemism.
August 19, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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I have no background in military strategy. Does anyone know if giving the opponent every single advantage and publicly declaring your weaknesses is a good strategy?
August 17, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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August 17, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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Your female sheep ran away? That sounds like a ewe problem.
August 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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One of my cartoons for Tuesday's Metro
August 17, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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I wonder if my cat thinks I'm her pet monkey.
August 17, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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The government is taking better care of Ghislaine Maxwell than the sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln.

MAGA is fine with this.
August 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.
August 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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BASH: How do you prepare for next pandemic?

RFK Jr: We did almost everything wrong

B: But what about now?

K: We need to protect our rights

B: ?

K: During covid we dismantled our rights

B: But I'm asking what *to* do

K: You were part of the problem

B: You want to sit here and attack me?
August 2, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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July 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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Oh, look! Explosive diarrhea is 50% off at Whole Foods.
July 22, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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NEWS: WV GOP Assistant Majority Leader Elliott Pritt has been arrested and charged with enticing a minor after allegedly grooming a 15-year-old through Roblox and Snapchat, then having her meet him in his classroom.

GOP leadership won't call for his resignation.
July 22, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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The 2026 Republican message:
Shut up or we’ll kill more of you.
Tom Homan: "It all go backs to the Dems ... there's still gonna be more bloodshed unless they shut their mouth and let ICE enforce the laws that they enacted."
July 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM