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@merrittk.com

first trip back to NY since the communist sharia takeover. witnessed people at intersections obeying strange lights (light of islam?); drinking dark brown arabic beverage combined with milk (symbolic of race mixing); delving beneath the earth to be willingly devoured by great metal serpents

October 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM

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your pal uly

@uscocksman.bsky.social

got this mailer today and i can’t stress enough that this photo is intended to be flattering, like they picked it from several presumably worse options

October 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM

anhedoninc.bsky.social

@anhedoninc.bsky.social

Me and my wife would’ve killed dune worm with wall guns I can tell you that much

October 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM

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Jess Fink🍉🌈

@jessfink.bsky.social

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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".

October 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM

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Kate Willett Hate Account

@antifamanchin.bsky.social

Oh my god

September 29, 2026 at 1:26 AM

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shy's video folder

@shyvideos.bsky.social

September 26, 2026 at 11:16 PM

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The Onion

@theonion.com

World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice https://theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admit-they-just-dont-like-mice-1819567643/

September 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted)

@tylerfromtheinternet.com

vibes

a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic

September 23, 2026 at 8:23 AM

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ghost malone ergo propter bones

@proptermalone.bsky.social

incredibly Nurgle coded

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 18d

You will never find more insipid claptrap than this, from RFK Jr., which Trump installed on a plaque in the Kennedy Center

"A lot of life is about trying to turn bad experiences into something good. Usually if you work at it, you can figure out a way to do it. Even our worst misfortunes are gifts."

A lot of life is about trying to turn bad experiences ánto something good. Usually if

you work at it, you con gure out a way to do it. Even our worst misfortunes are gifts.

PR,EK. Jr.

September 20, 2026 at 7:36 PM

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Bandi!!

@bandi-fundi.bsky.social

upgrading my teleporter in front of a clearly waiting Heavy

September 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM

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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy:

@furry-hater.bsky.social

chud chudjak having shirt in black saying: "I PAUSED MY ISOLATION AND RUMINATION TO BE HERE (THIS BETTER BE GOOD)"

September 16, 2026 at 12:45 AM

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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy:

@furry-hater.bsky.social

submitted by discord user

$tweet from user @\tensorbodega "huge day for me", image attached in a screenshot of their top DNA matches, showing they are related to "medieval jewish inbred toddler SB604" and "maya sacrifice victim YCH041"$

September 14, 2026 at 2:57 AM