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Annie Craton
@anniezard.bsky.social
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(she/her) My whole brand is getting loud and excited about the dumbest stuff while on mic. Like Mary Worth. Do you know about Wilbur Weston?

🎙️Podcasts & Screaming🎙️ at www.crookedrussiancam.horse
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Did you know there's a "utopian scholastic" genre tag on Bandcamp that's all like synthy soundtracks from educational software and TV shows from the early '90s? (I want to make a joke about calling this "Encartacore", but I don't remember if Encarta had music.) trndytrndy.bandcamp.com/album/virtua
Virtua, by trndytrndy
6 track album
trndytrndy.bandcamp.com
September 15, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
September 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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I love this but also
September 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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Introducing my A5 Journal Cover! Fully customizable, handmade to order in Canada from top grade Italian veg tan leather. Features dual magnet snap closure, vertical sleeve pocket, + horizontal pocket w/ pen strap. See next post for video tour

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#journaling
September 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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The struggle of needing to finish the knitting project and the scrap yarn weaving project before you can start warping the nice weaving project
September 15, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour.

This is the statement they published on Instagram:
September 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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The only thing unrealistic in this clip for The Forgotten Island is that she can arrive late to the party and the lechon is still mostly whole.

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Forgotten Island | Extended Graduation Clip
YouTube video by Universal Pictures
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September 15, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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This Van Will Be A Fresh Start For All Of Us
anniezard.bsky.social Annie Craton @anniezard.bsky.social · 23h
We watched Passengers last night, and dang, it turns out that intriguing trailer led to a wildly mediocre final product! Not the worst, not great, a C- of a movie
September 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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SINISTER as a movie falls apart when the guy does his Horror Movie Research scene, and he discovers that the boogeyman forcing kids to make snuff films isn’t really “Mr. Boogey” at all, but the ANCIENT BABYLONIAN GOD “BUGHUUL”

Maybe the worst thing I’ve ever heard tbh
September 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
anniezard.bsky.social
We watched Passengers last night, and dang, it turns out that intriguing trailer led to a wildly mediocre final product! Not the worst, not great, a C- of a movie
September 15, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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My TV hates me because I didn’t help build it; you know, a Roku’s Basilisk
September 15, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Good day to repost creature splish splashing in the mud
ela-bambust.bsky.social Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · May 15
oh to be a creature splish splashing in the mud
September 15, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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Shel Silverstein somehow clocking AI all the way back in 1981
September 15, 2026 at 11:40 AM
anniezard.bsky.social
Granular controls on specific gameplay aspects! This rules. Man, I can’t wait for this game.
Moving Beyond Blunt Instruments Historically, difficulty in action games is handled with blunt instruments. Global modifiers - usually labeled Easy, Normal, and Hard - often just tweak enemy health pools and damage output under the hood. While that technically works, it can completely undermine the meticulous tuning of a combat system. Nobody likes fighting a damage sponge unless they’re doing the dishes, and lowering enemy health across the board can make your progression feel unearned. Instead of a single difficulty toggle, we wanted to hand you a granular control panel. We recognize that players have vastly different needs and constraints. A player with motor control difficulties might find standard dodge timings impossible but have no problem managing the cognitive load of a complex resource economy. By exposing individual gameplay variables to you, we let you isolate the specific mechanic causing problems and adjust it without necessarily changing everything else. The Intended Experience We talk a lot internally about designer intent. We do have a meticulously crafted, intended experience for CONTROL Resonant . It's balanced to be tense, demanding, and rewarding. However, our philosophy is straightforward: if you run into a wall and the friction becomes too much, we would much rather you tweak the rules to overcome it than put the controller down and stop playing. Your time is valuable, and there’s no single right way to experience the game. Because of that, we absolutely do not gate any trophies or achievements behind these settings. Play the game exactly how you need to. We can’t wait for you to get your hands on the Aberrant when CONTROL Resonant launches on September 24.
September 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well,
www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
September 15, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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She’s an Emmy winner!!!
@katiedippold tweet: TBT to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe (Image of Katie in full babadook costume and makeup surrounded by people in casual clothes)
September 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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“Widow’s Bay” stormed the Emmy Awards on Monday night, breaking a record for a comedy series with 14 awards including best comedy series and three acting wins.
https://mrf.lu/2zTND
September 15, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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🐈⭐️ COVER REVEAL!! ⭐️🐈
Thrilled to share the cover of my next graphic novel for young readers, MEATBALL: KING OF THE FOREST, coming March 2027 from @MacKidsBooks in the U.S. and @TundraBooks in Canada!
Cover of a book called "Meatball" with a cat leaping in the air
September 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming (picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
September 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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"Though he swears allegiance to my father, I am sure he is not sincere."

Lil Zelda meets Ganondorf.
September 15, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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no beloved of course baron childhoodtrauma ought to die. he gave you all that trauma!!! the courts will never convict a titled lord! i was just thinking, perhaps a more straightforward approach, with fewer speeches--
September 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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as a reader of historical romances i have to say the thing where she makes him give up his elaborate revenge plot to prove his love?? baffling. unrealistic. girl this is a group project now
September 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Sep 14 in University District History: 28-year-old swing innovator and jazz legend Cab Calloway and His Cotton Club Orchestra at Olentangy Park. In 1935.
September 14, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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IGN's ownership chooses busiest time for games media in years to lay a bunch of people off:

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September 14, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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September 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM