David
@crookedknight.bsky.social
Words, both recreationally and professionally. Video games/comics/giant robots nerd, with a side of yelling about sports. Largely boring.
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Forgot this was the last thing we ever posted on FAPS
September 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Forgot this was the last thing we ever posted on FAPS
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Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
September 16, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
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This screener-to-air change is somehow worse than when the Friday Night Lights s2 premiere screener had Landry killing that guy while the guy was still attacking Tyra, and then the version that aired had Landry kill him after the guy was already walking away.
this subtitle exists in the screener for the Slow Horses season premiere but is not found in the actual episode and i'm trying to figure out who needs to be fired for this error
September 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
This screener-to-air change is somehow worse than when the Friday Night Lights s2 premiere screener had Landry killing that guy while the guy was still attacking Tyra, and then the version that aired had Landry kill him after the guy was already walking away.
An absolute psychopath (complimentary) called Claire Bee beat Hades 2's surface route without removing the curse that insta-kills you for leaving the underworld. WOW.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=05GW...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=05GW...
How I Beat Hades 2 While Cursed (World's First)
YouTube video by clairebee
www.youtube.com
September 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
An absolute psychopath (complimentary) called Claire Bee beat Hades 2's surface route without removing the curse that insta-kills you for leaving the underworld. WOW.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=05GW...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=05GW...
I love this but also
September 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I love this but also
I don't hate it.
Rosie O'Donnell will be guest Narrator on Rocky Horror Show Oct 6 - 18. (Rachel Dratch returns on October 20, 2026.)
September 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I don't hate it.
Drop a closed restaurant you still miss.
Best damn cheesesteaks in the western suburbs. RIP.
Best damn cheesesteaks in the western suburbs. RIP.
September 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Drop a closed restaurant you still miss.
Best damn cheesesteaks in the western suburbs. RIP.
Best damn cheesesteaks in the western suburbs. RIP.
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Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
Nobody can tell me that this incident wasn't the direct inspiration for Patricia's Sunset Cocktails
September 15, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Nobody can tell me that this incident wasn't the direct inspiration for Patricia's Sunset Cocktails
80/20? Maybe as in 80% of them keep trying to pander to the 20% voting bloc of rabid transphobes.
Yall "libs" are out here trying to convince people trans rights are an "80-20" issue as if we didnt watch Nancy Mace the most openly transphobic woman in Congress come in 5th place in the primaries in a solidly red state.
September 15, 2026 at 3:09 AM
80/20? Maybe as in 80% of them keep trying to pander to the 20% voting bloc of rabid transphobes.
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Michael J. Fox got the Bob Hope Award. ❤️
Fuck Parkinson’s.
Fuck Parkinson’s.
September 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Michael J. Fox got the Bob Hope Award. ❤️
Fuck Parkinson’s.
Fuck Parkinson’s.
When you've got one piece from each of four equipment sets but they all have passable bonuses on their own
September 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
When you've got one piece from each of four equipment sets but they all have passable bonuses on their own
Dang, I should start the fifth season of Slow Horses, huh
September 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Dang, I should start the fifth season of Slow Horses, huh
September 15, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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Sir David Attenborough’s BBC Bad Lieutenant Lemur Colony
September 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Sir David Attenborough’s BBC Bad Lieutenant Lemur Colony
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For the record, the meal from Vinai was delicious and if you’re in Minneapolis you should go eat there. I also strongly recommend it as a wedding meal because there’s nothing like getting married and then watching your wife eat a whole fish with her hands like Heathcliff the cat.
September 14, 2026 at 12:28 PM
For the record, the meal from Vinai was delicious and if you’re in Minneapolis you should go eat there. I also strongly recommend it as a wedding meal because there’s nothing like getting married and then watching your wife eat a whole fish with her hands like Heathcliff the cat.
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They did WHAT on 3rd down
September 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
They did WHAT on 3rd down
Shining Force III character names are not what you'd call subtle
September 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Shining Force III character names are not what you'd call subtle
Jalen Carter:
Thor Hulk
Alt: Hulk casually side-punching Thor
static.klipy.com
September 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Jalen Carter:
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Jalen Hurts was never the problem in Philadelphia, chapter seven thousand
September 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Jalen Hurts was never the problem in Philadelphia, chapter seven thousand
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Update: I KNOW I might already be a Mannion hater.
I think I might already be a Mannion hater.
September 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Update: I KNOW I might already be a Mannion hater.
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No, this guy is right. Indian-Americans should not watch football. Watching football has ruined my entire life.
Hi. I’d like to report a racist who is running for statewide office in Texas.
September 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
No, this guy is right. Indian-Americans should not watch football. Watching football has ruined my entire life.