Tim Night Shyalamet
@areisreising.bsky.social
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ME: Aw man how am I supposed to bake this dough?
MY ROOMMATE FROM THE INDUS VALLEY CIVILIZATION:
MY ROOMMATE FROM THE INDUS VALLEY CIVILIZATION:
September 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
ME: Aw man how am I supposed to bake this dough?
MY ROOMMATE FROM THE INDUS VALLEY CIVILIZATION:
MY ROOMMATE FROM THE INDUS VALLEY CIVILIZATION:
Why he look like if Austin Powers was a virgin
Argentine President Javier Milei has called for a Hong Kong-style Handover of the disputed Falklands from the UK.
In full: buff.ly/0a8l1Ym
Photo: Screenshot & GovHK.
In full: buff.ly/0a8l1Ym
Photo: Screenshot & GovHK.
September 7, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Why he look like if Austin Powers was a virgin
Me when I skip the lore entries
Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug
September 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Me when I skip the lore entries
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Love that the only place you can watch the John Wilson movie trailer right now is Instagram
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August 27, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Love that the only place you can watch the John Wilson movie trailer right now is Instagram
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Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.
August 16, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.
STOP THE COUNT
August 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
STOP THE COUNT
Lmao remember Major Questions Doctrine
August 9, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Lmao remember Major Questions Doctrine
Was really excited to hear about Steve Burns' late career art until I found out about his politics. Apparently he's a Blue Dog Democrat :(
August 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Was really excited to hear about Steve Burns' late career art until I found out about his politics. Apparently he's a Blue Dog Democrat :(
Best line of The Odyssey by far
August 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Best line of The Odyssey by far
Ronthony Funchi
July 31, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Ronthony Funchi
Jupiter Ascending [laudatory]
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Here’s how we got on this. Billy was in soccer chat speculating on how soccer might have turned out differently if Lionel Messi had “accidentally” drowned baby Lamine Yamal in that bathtub. He then…
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July 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Jupiter Ascending [laudatory]
*looking around to make sure everybody is looking when I make this joke* looks like the year of the depends adult undergarment came early!
July 16, 2026 at 6:40 PM
*looking around to make sure everybody is looking when I make this joke* looks like the year of the depends adult undergarment came early!
Here's a free Substack article title for y'all on Mamdani's emphasis on providing free entertainment to the city: Give Us Bread, But Give Us Circuses
July 11, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Here's a free Substack article title for y'all on Mamdani's emphasis on providing free entertainment to the city: Give Us Bread, But Give Us Circuses
Europosting during my vacation...such a lonely feeling, such a powerful position. I get to set the discourse for the whole day...
July 6, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Europosting during my vacation...such a lonely feeling, such a powerful position. I get to set the discourse for the whole day...
Presidnent Drumpf............thamk u
Folarin Balogun a USA player has had his red card overturned with absolutely no explanation from FIFA
A red card cannot normally be overturned but we are talking about a US player & the President of FIFA is close to Trump.
Trump has thanked FIFA
I hope the USA lose.
Come on Belgium! 🇧🇪
A red card cannot normally be overturned but we are talking about a US player & the President of FIFA is close to Trump.
Trump has thanked FIFA
I hope the USA lose.
Come on Belgium! 🇧🇪
July 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Presidnent Drumpf............thamk u
I'm begging people on this website to exercise a modicum of reading comprehension. It's framed as a negative! Read the subhed!
June 30, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I'm begging people on this website to exercise a modicum of reading comprehension. It's framed as a negative! Read the subhed!
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The Knicks celebration + progressive primary wins + rent freeze seems to be hitting anti-NYCers hard on social media. It's a reminder to me that for many people, my city's function is to reassure them by serving as a semi-abstract idea of hell, and when we don't deliver that, the force is disturbed.
June 27, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The Knicks celebration + progressive primary wins + rent freeze seems to be hitting anti-NYCers hard on social media. It's a reminder to me that for many people, my city's function is to reassure them by serving as a semi-abstract idea of hell, and when we don't deliver that, the force is disturbed.
Invested $6000 in a play in 2023.....three years later got a check for $200.......follow me for more business secrets hashtag passive income is my passion
June 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Invested $6000 in a play in 2023.....three years later got a check for $200.......follow me for more business secrets hashtag passive income is my passion
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guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments
June 24, 2026 at 9:50 PM
guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments
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I think what the New York elections prove is that the anti-Mamdani movement is adrift without the charismatic leadership of Andrew Cuomo
June 24, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I think what the New York elections prove is that the anti-Mamdani movement is adrift without the charismatic leadership of Andrew Cuomo
nobody is talking about how the real disclosure in disclosure day was the interview steven spielberg gave to the times where he confirmed that ET is wet
June 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
nobody is talking about how the real disclosure in disclosure day was the interview steven spielberg gave to the times where he confirmed that ET is wet
*Pixies voice* this Noel's GONE to Hooters
June 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
*Pixies voice* this Noel's GONE to Hooters
Throwback
Sixteen years later and this is still my favorite remix that Pogo ever did. (Also, it's been ~16 years since this movie came out?! The heck...???) www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVxe...
Upular
YouTube video by Pogo
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June 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Throwback
You couldn't make the office now of days...... They'd have to call it the work from. Home!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🫣Can I say that!!?
Every so often, some washed up sitcom dude do this sort of thing where they pretend that they made some truly edgy and controversial comedy that couldn't be made today, and it's just like... you're saying this about THE OFFICE?
June 14, 2026 at 11:15 PM
You couldn't make the office now of days...... They'd have to call it the work from. Home!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🫣Can I say that!!?
What's good new york
June 14, 2026 at 5:23 AM
What's good new york