ari fishbein
@arifish.bsky.social
TSA Hologram diamonds were one of the pillars of Project 2025 if you bothered to read it 🙄
i've been slightly befuddled by the appearance of the ominous TSA hologram diamonds that alternate between barking orders an wishing all passengers a happy 250th
September 28, 2026 at 6:20 PM
TSA Hologram diamonds were one of the pillars of Project 2025 if you bothered to read it 🙄
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Doing an entirely different hour from Butterfly Pavilion that I haven't named yet
September 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Doing an entirely different hour from Butterfly Pavilion that I haven't named yet
First time I startled my daughter yelling “WHAT??” at the TV and it was watching a fullback do this in a preseason game
August 23, 2026 at 12:55 AM
First time I startled my daughter yelling “WHAT??” at the TV and it was watching a fullback do this in a preseason game
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i can’t stop thinking about this section
August 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
i can’t stop thinking about this section
BIGG COUNTY HIVE STAND UP! I saw a screening of this in a packed theater and laughed harder than I have at anything in years, please watch it
i highly recommend checking this incredible parody of modern history channel tv shows, its so well done with great production, you won't regret taking some time out to watch it www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEJM...
Bigg County Restorations (Pilot)
YouTube video by SCROTEVIDEO
www.youtube.com
August 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
BIGG COUNTY HIVE STAND UP! I saw a screening of this in a packed theater and laughed harder than I have at anything in years, please watch it
never talk to me about Michael Jordan again
July 25, 2026 at 3:19 AM
never talk to me about Michael Jordan again
Lindsey Bluth-core
July 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Lindsey Bluth-core
Yessss we needed corn here
Trump: will soon purchase wheat, soybeans and corn from Iran
June 26, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Yessss we needed corn here
we need a secure ballroom at the White House to protect our president from huge shirtless guys
June 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
we need a secure ballroom at the White House to protect our president from huge shirtless guys
collaborating comedians first against the wall www.humorism.xyz/tim-dillon-w...
Tim Dillon Was Part of the Epstein Coverup
A New York Times report adds new context to the podcaster's July 2025 dinner with JD Vance.
www.humorism.xyz
June 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
collaborating comedians first against the wall www.humorism.xyz/tim-dillon-w...
Everyone in Boyle Heights was wearing Mexico kits yesterday so I feel like I have to adopt them out of respect for my neighbors
June 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Everyone in Boyle Heights was wearing Mexico kits yesterday so I feel like I have to adopt them out of respect for my neighbors
I’m so tired of the astroturfed Kalshi Knicks fan videos. Breakdancing with robots and shit. My bagel Jewish, fuck you. Pick up horse shit off the ground and bite into it like a honeycrisp apple, LIKE A REAL FAN.
June 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I’m so tired of the astroturfed Kalshi Knicks fan videos. Breakdancing with robots and shit. My bagel Jewish, fuck you. Pick up horse shit off the ground and bite into it like a honeycrisp apple, LIKE A REAL FAN.
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I already wanted the Knicks to blow it for my own hater-based purposes but now the Spurs have the chance to do something truly generational.
Things just took a turn
June 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I already wanted the Knicks to blow it for my own hater-based purposes but now the Spurs have the chance to do something truly generational.
Seeing the newborn every day
June 4, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Seeing the newborn every day
fantasizing about seeing some executions here in the near future. I won’t say who, as I refuse to contribute to the polarization we see on social media.
May 28, 2026 at 1:20 PM
fantasizing about seeing some executions here in the near future. I won’t say who, as I refuse to contribute to the polarization we see on social media.
I can’t believe the charity Kars4Kids is some kind of fraudulent scam, I thought they were directly providing schoolchildren with 2007 ford fusions
May 16, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I can’t believe the charity Kars4Kids is some kind of fraudulent scam, I thought they were directly providing schoolchildren with 2007 ford fusions
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Just had one last thing on my to-do list today.
May 15, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Just had one last thing on my to-do list today.
This guy has one move. Absolutely no bag. Gonna get played off the court when the time comes.
JD Vance: "If you look at the illegal immigrant communities who have taken benefits that ought by rights go to the people in this room, what you have in Maine is a festering problem"
May 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This guy has one move. Absolutely no bag. Gonna get played off the court when the time comes.
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i genuinely feel like i live in a parallel universe sometimes like how on earth am i the only one who loves and appreciates James Harden this much. we're watching one of the most special to ever do it
May 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i genuinely feel like i live in a parallel universe sometimes like how on earth am i the only one who loves and appreciates James Harden this much. we're watching one of the most special to ever do it
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SHEESH
Tyrese Maxey alley-oop to VJ Edgecombe followed by a Tyrese Maxey ateal and alley-oop to VJ Edgecombe
Tyrese Maxey alley-oop to VJ Edgecombe followed by a Tyrese Maxey ateal and alley-oop to VJ Edgecombe
May 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
SHEESH
Tyrese Maxey alley-oop to VJ Edgecombe followed by a Tyrese Maxey ateal and alley-oop to VJ Edgecombe
Tyrese Maxey alley-oop to VJ Edgecombe followed by a Tyrese Maxey ateal and alley-oop to VJ Edgecombe
Wow, they’ve changed sides and are rooting for the sixers now. Respect to two legends.
Tracy Morgan and Spike Lee are here.
May 8, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Wow, they’ve changed sides and are rooting for the sixers now. Respect to two legends.
Time to prove once and for all that Philadelphia is bigger than New York City. Let’s go Sixers.
May 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Time to prove once and for all that Philadelphia is bigger than New York City. Let’s go Sixers.
Philly is the funniest place on earth.
This morning: the mayor cuts the ribbon on a plaza of pop-ups paid for by Sixers owner Josh Harris, located in a retail dead zone on market street so that tourists think the city is thriving
Three hours later: the block has been taken over by a swarm of bees
This morning: the mayor cuts the ribbon on a plaza of pop-ups paid for by Sixers owner Josh Harris, located in a retail dead zone on market street so that tourists think the city is thriving
Three hours later: the block has been taken over by a swarm of bees
May 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Philly is the funniest place on earth.
This morning: the mayor cuts the ribbon on a plaza of pop-ups paid for by Sixers owner Josh Harris, located in a retail dead zone on market street so that tourists think the city is thriving
Three hours later: the block has been taken over by a swarm of bees
This morning: the mayor cuts the ribbon on a plaza of pop-ups paid for by Sixers owner Josh Harris, located in a retail dead zone on market street so that tourists think the city is thriving
Three hours later: the block has been taken over by a swarm of bees
Howie really cooked with this one
Three years in, how are we feeling about the 2023 Eagles draft class?
May 8, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Howie really cooked with this one
Keep hearing people refer to PROJECT HAIL MARY as their favorite movie so far this year and thinking about how sad it is they haven’t seen THE DRAMA. Please be kind to yourself and watch THE DRAMA. It’s really good.
May 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Keep hearing people refer to PROJECT HAIL MARY as their favorite movie so far this year and thinking about how sad it is they haven’t seen THE DRAMA. Please be kind to yourself and watch THE DRAMA. It’s really good.