Aspirational Chippy
@aspirationalchippy.bsky.social
In a parallel universe, far far away in Raumati South, emerging from the bushes, it's me, Aspirational Chippy and I'm ready to lead!
Hey hey!
Fck me, real me is useless at this politics game.
But still, if I've nothing much to offer, then folks have got nothing much to lose.
They might as well vote Green.
Later, I might have a mid-strength beer and a bowl of disappointment before an early night.
Fck me, real me is useless at this politics game.
But still, if I've nothing much to offer, then folks have got nothing much to lose.
They might as well vote Green.
Later, I might have a mid-strength beer and a bowl of disappointment before an early night.
June 23, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Hey hey!
Fck me, real me is useless at this politics game.
But still, if I've nothing much to offer, then folks have got nothing much to lose.
They might as well vote Green.
Later, I might have a mid-strength beer and a bowl of disappointment before an early night.
Fck me, real me is useless at this politics game.
But still, if I've nothing much to offer, then folks have got nothing much to lose.
They might as well vote Green.
Later, I might have a mid-strength beer and a bowl of disappointment before an early night.
Hey hey!
All parody aside, this is genuinely a great policy.
Well done real Chippy.
Now,tax the rich, restore the mana of ti Tiriti, deliver pay equity, via to cancel LNG, act to end child poverty...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
All parody aside, this is genuinely a great policy.
Well done real Chippy.
Now,tax the rich, restore the mana of ti Tiriti, deliver pay equity, via to cancel LNG, act to end child poverty...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Labour vows to put $20-a-week cap on public transport, $10 outside main centres
And an even lower $10 cap would apply outside main centres, but National is calling it 'fanciful'.
www.rnz.co.nz
June 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Hey hey!
All parody aside, this is genuinely a great policy.
Well done real Chippy.
Now,tax the rich, restore the mana of ti Tiriti, deliver pay equity, via to cancel LNG, act to end child poverty...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
All parody aside, this is genuinely a great policy.
Well done real Chippy.
Now,tax the rich, restore the mana of ti Tiriti, deliver pay equity, via to cancel LNG, act to end child poverty...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Hey hey!
I'm still here and post as often as I release new policy.
I'm delighted to inform you I've used my massively inflated, taxpayer funded, super scheme to pay the mortgage on my holiday home!
There's nothing more aspirational than property investment!
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
I'm still here and post as often as I release new policy.
I'm delighted to inform you I've used my massively inflated, taxpayer funded, super scheme to pay the mortgage on my holiday home!
There's nothing more aspirational than property investment!
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
'Ultimately, it's my money': Hipkins defends using taxpayer-funded private super scheme for holiday home
Chris Hipkins has defended the scheme.
www.nzherald.co.nz
June 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Hey hey!
I'm still here and post as often as I release new policy.
I'm delighted to inform you I've used my massively inflated, taxpayer funded, super scheme to pay the mortgage on my holiday home!
There's nothing more aspirational than property investment!
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
I'm still here and post as often as I release new policy.
I'm delighted to inform you I've used my massively inflated, taxpayer funded, super scheme to pay the mortgage on my holiday home!
There's nothing more aspirational than property investment!
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
Hey hey!
That mofo lux-gone is so crap he couldn't even turn up to his resignation presser.
He's already dead, it's just a matter of time.
#nzpol
That mofo lux-gone is so crap he couldn't even turn up to his resignation presser.
He's already dead, it's just a matter of time.
#nzpol
March 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Hey hey!
That mofo lux-gone is so crap he couldn't even turn up to his resignation presser.
He's already dead, it's just a matter of time.
#nzpol
That mofo lux-gone is so crap he couldn't even turn up to his resignation presser.
He's already dead, it's just a matter of time.
#nzpol
Hey hey lux-gone!
You have the chance to do the funniest thing to get back at the back stabbing cabal that's rolling you:
Call a snap election!
Do it! DO IT NOW!
Do that and I'll make a plate of sausage rolls to bring to your leaving morning tea.
Do it!
You have the chance to do the funniest thing to get back at the back stabbing cabal that's rolling you:
Call a snap election!
Do it! DO IT NOW!
Do that and I'll make a plate of sausage rolls to bring to your leaving morning tea.
Do it!
March 5, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Hey hey lux-gone!
You have the chance to do the funniest thing to get back at the back stabbing cabal that's rolling you:
Call a snap election!
Do it! DO IT NOW!
Do that and I'll make a plate of sausage rolls to bring to your leaving morning tea.
Do it!
You have the chance to do the funniest thing to get back at the back stabbing cabal that's rolling you:
Call a snap election!
Do it! DO IT NOW!
Do that and I'll make a plate of sausage rolls to bring to your leaving morning tea.
Do it!
Hey hey!
Lux-on to become lux-gone.
Gone By Lunchtime today.
You read it here first!
The power of my charisma was too much for him.
Lux-on to become lux-gone.
Gone By Lunchtime today.
You read it here first!
The power of my charisma was too much for him.
March 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Hey hey!
Lux-on to become lux-gone.
Gone By Lunchtime today.
You read it here first!
The power of my charisma was too much for him.
Lux-on to become lux-gone.
Gone By Lunchtime today.
You read it here first!
The power of my charisma was too much for him.
Oh dear. My regular Blue sky account seems to have wiped all my followers and follows. There is nothing in all my tabs.
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
March 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Oh dear. My regular Blue sky account seems to have wiped all my followers and follows. There is nothing in all my tabs.
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
Hey hey!
I'll use gas to ceremonially burn any LNG contracts signed by the Nats. Why? Because Aspirational Chippy has values and cares about people and the planet.
*FFS real chippy, by failing to say you'll bin LNG, just means you'll keep it.*
#nzpol
@duncanwebbmp.bsky.social
I'll use gas to ceremonially burn any LNG contracts signed by the Nats. Why? Because Aspirational Chippy has values and cares about people and the planet.
*FFS real chippy, by failing to say you'll bin LNG, just means you'll keep it.*
#nzpol
@duncanwebbmp.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Hey hey!
I'll use gas to ceremonially burn any LNG contracts signed by the Nats. Why? Because Aspirational Chippy has values and cares about people and the planet.
*FFS real chippy, by failing to say you'll bin LNG, just means you'll keep it.*
#nzpol
@duncanwebbmp.bsky.social
I'll use gas to ceremonially burn any LNG contracts signed by the Nats. Why? Because Aspirational Chippy has values and cares about people and the planet.
*FFS real chippy, by failing to say you'll bin LNG, just means you'll keep it.*
#nzpol
@duncanwebbmp.bsky.social
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More rooftop solar in NZ would help solve the energy crisis – and build disaster resilience.
Sign the petition and pass it on!
action.greenpeace.org.nz/petition/sol...
Sign the petition and pass it on!
action.greenpeace.org.nz/petition/sol...
PETITION: Solarise NZ to make fossil fuels history
We can power our homes, transport and economy with clean energy and end our reliance on dirty fossil fuels.
action.greenpeace.org.nz
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 AM
More rooftop solar in NZ would help solve the energy crisis – and build disaster resilience.
Sign the petition and pass it on!
action.greenpeace.org.nz/petition/sol...
Sign the petition and pass it on!
action.greenpeace.org.nz/petition/sol...
Govt ram raid costs taxpayers $500,000
Paul goldsmith has driven the govt's second hand corolla straight through Treasury causing $500,000 in damage to the taxpayer.
"FK me, this govt's incompetent," said Aspirational Chippy. "This is govt by money burning stunts. People deserve accountability."
Paul goldsmith has driven the govt's second hand corolla straight through Treasury causing $500,000 in damage to the taxpayer.
"FK me, this govt's incompetent," said Aspirational Chippy. "This is govt by money burning stunts. People deserve accountability."
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Govt ram raid costs taxpayers $500,000
Paul goldsmith has driven the govt's second hand corolla straight through Treasury causing $500,000 in damage to the taxpayer.
"FK me, this govt's incompetent," said Aspirational Chippy. "This is govt by money burning stunts. People deserve accountability."
Paul goldsmith has driven the govt's second hand corolla straight through Treasury causing $500,000 in damage to the taxpayer.
"FK me, this govt's incompetent," said Aspirational Chippy. "This is govt by money burning stunts. People deserve accountability."
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Renting in Aotearoa NZ? Please fill in the survey; if nothing else the results will help me with council decision-making!
Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.
Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.
Aotearoa Renter's Survey 2026
This is about gathering stories and information about what it's like being a renter in Aotearoa in 2026 - to support you, your flatmates and your neighbours to advocate, organise and campaign for dece...
actionstation.typeform.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Renting in Aotearoa NZ? Please fill in the survey; if nothing else the results will help me with council decision-making!
Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.
Own your home? Please share it widely to get max responses.
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Australia: let’s roll out so much rooftop solar you can have free power during the day
NZ: businesses are closing down because they can’t afford power so we’re building a one billion dollar fossil fuel terminal so we can keep not having free power
NZ: businesses are closing down because they can’t afford power so we’re building a one billion dollar fossil fuel terminal so we can keep not having free power
New liquified natural gas terminal: 'Vital' or 'bonkers'?
New liquified natural gas terminal: 'Vital' or 'bonkers'?
The government wants taxpayers to pay for a new liquified natural gas import terminal, but is promising lower power prices will come as a result.
www.rnz.co.nz
February 9, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Australia: let’s roll out so much rooftop solar you can have free power during the day
NZ: businesses are closing down because they can’t afford power so we’re building a one billion dollar fossil fuel terminal so we can keep not having free power
NZ: businesses are closing down because they can’t afford power so we’re building a one billion dollar fossil fuel terminal so we can keep not having free power
Luxon's bad gas
"When luxon leans forward you can smell Trump's gas on his breath", said Aspirational Chippy on the govt's announcement of a multi-million dollar gift to big oil.
"I'll cancel any pre-election LNG contracts and invest in solar for regular kiwis...
*Do it real chippy.*
#nzpol
"When luxon leans forward you can smell Trump's gas on his breath", said Aspirational Chippy on the govt's announcement of a multi-million dollar gift to big oil.
"I'll cancel any pre-election LNG contracts and invest in solar for regular kiwis...
*Do it real chippy.*
#nzpol
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Luxon's bad gas
"When luxon leans forward you can smell Trump's gas on his breath", said Aspirational Chippy on the govt's announcement of a multi-million dollar gift to big oil.
"I'll cancel any pre-election LNG contracts and invest in solar for regular kiwis...
*Do it real chippy.*
#nzpol
"When luxon leans forward you can smell Trump's gas on his breath", said Aspirational Chippy on the govt's announcement of a multi-million dollar gift to big oil.
"I'll cancel any pre-election LNG contracts and invest in solar for regular kiwis...
*Do it real chippy.*
#nzpol
Kiwi Solar with Labour and the Greens
Or
Trump's gas with national.
Or
Trump's gas with national.
February 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Kiwi Solar with Labour and the Greens
Or
Trump's gas with national.
Or
Trump's gas with national.
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What's that? You say you want to learn more about Puerto Rico's electricity grid?
Puerto Rico's electricity crisis
In this episode, lawyer and activist Ruth Santiago discusses Puerto Rico's latest electricity crisis, as the island struggles to restore power in the wake of Hurricane Fiona. In the wake of Hurricane ...
www.volts.wtf
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
What's that? You say you want to learn more about Puerto Rico's electricity grid?
YES to thousands of solar jobs
YES to $1,000 off residential power bills.
NO ENERGY TAX.
NO LNG FROM TRUMP
Luxon isn't running the country. Big oil and it's money is.
KICK THEM OUT.
*Do it real chippy or just fcuk off*
YES to $1,000 off residential power bills.
NO ENERGY TAX.
NO LNG FROM TRUMP
Luxon isn't running the country. Big oil and it's money is.
KICK THEM OUT.
*Do it real chippy or just fcuk off*
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 AM
YES to thousands of solar jobs
YES to $1,000 off residential power bills.
NO ENERGY TAX.
NO LNG FROM TRUMP
Luxon isn't running the country. Big oil and it's money is.
KICK THEM OUT.
*Do it real chippy or just fcuk off*
YES to $1,000 off residential power bills.
NO ENERGY TAX.
NO LNG FROM TRUMP
Luxon isn't running the country. Big oil and it's money is.
KICK THEM OUT.
*Do it real chippy or just fcuk off*
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Oh, so just caught up with the news - new taxes can just disappear by calling them levies. Sweet. That wealth levy of ours should now be supported by everyone. Labour can go bolder with its CGL
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Oh, so just caught up with the news - new taxes can just disappear by calling them levies. Sweet. That wealth levy of ours should now be supported by everyone. Labour can go bolder with its CGL
Seriously now.
This LNG plan is insane. It will cost us billions, keep our energy system expensive & dirty and drive up emissions.
As for our free trade agreements with climate clauses, Luxon is using them as toilet paper.
I will cancel any related contract. No compensation .
#nzpol
This LNG plan is insane. It will cost us billions, keep our energy system expensive & dirty and drive up emissions.
As for our free trade agreements with climate clauses, Luxon is using them as toilet paper.
I will cancel any related contract. No compensation .
#nzpol
February 9, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Seriously now.
This LNG plan is insane. It will cost us billions, keep our energy system expensive & dirty and drive up emissions.
As for our free trade agreements with climate clauses, Luxon is using them as toilet paper.
I will cancel any related contract. No compensation .
#nzpol
This LNG plan is insane. It will cost us billions, keep our energy system expensive & dirty and drive up emissions.
As for our free trade agreements with climate clauses, Luxon is using them as toilet paper.
I will cancel any related contract. No compensation .
#nzpol
Hey hey!
My number one policy going into the next election is to install an old-timey circus canon pointing towards the sea on Parliament's forecourt.
It will serve as a reminder for all MPs of failing to put the interests of regular people over those of their donors and the ultra rich.
#nzpol
My number one policy going into the next election is to install an old-timey circus canon pointing towards the sea on Parliament's forecourt.
It will serve as a reminder for all MPs of failing to put the interests of regular people over those of their donors and the ultra rich.
#nzpol
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Hey hey!
My number one policy going into the next election is to install an old-timey circus canon pointing towards the sea on Parliament's forecourt.
It will serve as a reminder for all MPs of failing to put the interests of regular people over those of their donors and the ultra rich.
#nzpol
My number one policy going into the next election is to install an old-timey circus canon pointing towards the sea on Parliament's forecourt.
It will serve as a reminder for all MPs of failing to put the interests of regular people over those of their donors and the ultra rich.
#nzpol
Hey hey!
Sorry for not posting, been busy. Anyway...
See my joint stand up with my friends the Greens? We're united in wanting the best for New Zealand.
We'll get Aotearoa working again!
That's something our current shit-show of a govt can't deliver:
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
#nzpol
Sorry for not posting, been busy. Anyway...
See my joint stand up with my friends the Greens? We're united in wanting the best for New Zealand.
We'll get Aotearoa working again!
That's something our current shit-show of a govt can't deliver:
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
#nzpol
Unemployment reaches its highest point since 2015
Joblessness in New Zealand is the highest since 2015.
www.stuff.co.nz
February 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Hey hey!
Sorry for not posting, been busy. Anyway...
See my joint stand up with my friends the Greens? We're united in wanting the best for New Zealand.
We'll get Aotearoa working again!
That's something our current shit-show of a govt can't deliver:
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
#nzpol
Sorry for not posting, been busy. Anyway...
See my joint stand up with my friends the Greens? We're united in wanting the best for New Zealand.
We'll get Aotearoa working again!
That's something our current shit-show of a govt can't deliver:
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
#nzpol
Hey hey!
When luxon says he wants your vote, just think through what that means.
He means he'll keep it from being used on election day.
That's why it's essential to register to vote.
*Real chippy, campaign on restoring the right to vote on election day.*
#nzpol
When luxon says he wants your vote, just think through what that means.
He means he'll keep it from being used on election day.
That's why it's essential to register to vote.
*Real chippy, campaign on restoring the right to vote on election day.*
#nzpol
If you want to count the votes quicker then you shouldn't have changed the law preventing people from updating their address in the two weeks prior to election, meaning more people will be casting special votes
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
Minister and commission’s stoush over 20-day wait for special votes
The Electoral Commission says it will still take 20 days to count votes this year, despite a law change - but Paul Goldsmith is adamant they can go faster.
www.thepost.co.nz
January 25, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Hey hey!
When luxon says he wants your vote, just think through what that means.
He means he'll keep it from being used on election day.
That's why it's essential to register to vote.
*Real chippy, campaign on restoring the right to vote on election day.*
#nzpol
When luxon says he wants your vote, just think through what that means.
He means he'll keep it from being used on election day.
That's why it's essential to register to vote.
*Real chippy, campaign on restoring the right to vote on election day.*
#nzpol
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My tūrangawaewae is Aotearoa but as a believer in our people and democracy, today my heart is in Minneapolis.
The people have risen up to protect each other, their neighbours, and way of life from a fascist force beyond the rule of law that's killing in the name of.
Kia Kaha!
The people have risen up to protect each other, their neighbours, and way of life from a fascist force beyond the rule of law that's killing in the name of.
Kia Kaha!
January 25, 2026 at 3:26 AM
My tūrangawaewae is Aotearoa but as a believer in our people and democracy, today my heart is in Minneapolis.
The people have risen up to protect each other, their neighbours, and way of life from a fascist force beyond the rule of law that's killing in the name of.
Kia Kaha!
The people have risen up to protect each other, their neighbours, and way of life from a fascist force beyond the rule of law that's killing in the name of.
Kia Kaha!