Aspirational Chippy
@aspirationalchippy.bsky.social
In a parallel universe, far far away in Raumati South, emerging from the bushes, it's me, Aspirational Chippy and I'm ready to lead!
Hey hey!
Don't encourage her, I need all the help I can get!
I'll ignore that help (see the list dump I took on that lefty Craig Renny?) but there you go.
Don't encourage her, I need all the help I can get!
I'll ignore that help (see the list dump I took on that lefty Craig Renny?) but there you go.
June 8, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Hey hey!
Don't encourage her, I need all the help I can get!
I'll ignore that help (see the list dump I took on that lefty Craig Renny?) but there you go.
Don't encourage her, I need all the help I can get!
I'll ignore that help (see the list dump I took on that lefty Craig Renny?) but there you go.
Hey hey!
You don't say.
I'm all about The Green!💲💵💰
You don't say.
I'm all about The Green!💲💵💰
June 8, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Hey hey!
You don't say.
I'm all about The Green!💲💵💰
You don't say.
I'm all about The Green!💲💵💰
Hey hey!
I've been asleep. Then I went looking for some policies to announce. Then I made sure @craigrennie.bsky.social with his strong union roots and great economic policy ideas got an unelectable list spot.
But, good news, I'm going mortgage free on my holiday home!
I've been asleep. Then I went looking for some policies to announce. Then I made sure @craigrennie.bsky.social with his strong union roots and great economic policy ideas got an unelectable list spot.
But, good news, I'm going mortgage free on my holiday home!
June 8, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Hey hey!
I've been asleep. Then I went looking for some policies to announce. Then I made sure @craigrennie.bsky.social with his strong union roots and great economic policy ideas got an unelectable list spot.
But, good news, I'm going mortgage free on my holiday home!
I've been asleep. Then I went looking for some policies to announce. Then I made sure @craigrennie.bsky.social with his strong union roots and great economic policy ideas got an unelectable list spot.
But, good news, I'm going mortgage free on my holiday home!
It's a start.
March 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
It's a start.
Aspiration chippy would legislate in the first 100 days so everyone could shitpost into their comfortable left bubble. It's what I do.
March 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Aspiration chippy would legislate in the first 100 days so everyone could shitpost into their comfortable left bubble. It's what I do.
Reposted by Aspirational Chippy
More rooftop solar in NZ would help solve the energy crisis – and build disaster resilience.
Sign the petition and pass it on!
action.greenpeace.org.nz/petition/sol...
Sign the petition and pass it on!
action.greenpeace.org.nz/petition/sol...
PETITION: Solarise NZ to make fossil fuels history
We can power our homes, transport and economy with clean energy and end our reliance on dirty fossil fuels.
action.greenpeace.org.nz
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 AM
More rooftop solar in NZ would help solve the energy crisis – and build disaster resilience.
Sign the petition and pass it on!
action.greenpeace.org.nz/petition/sol...
Sign the petition and pass it on!
action.greenpeace.org.nz/petition/sol...
Great move. Cut the mince with lentils.
There'll be a daily recipe once I'm elected.
And I'll "levy" the rich!
There'll be a daily recipe once I'm elected.
And I'll "levy" the rich!
February 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Great move. Cut the mince with lentils.
There'll be a daily recipe once I'm elected.
And I'll "levy" the rich!
There'll be a daily recipe once I'm elected.
And I'll "levy" the rich!
FFS.
Even a parody account can work out what to do here.
Spineless.
Even a parody account can work out what to do here.
Spineless.
February 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
FFS.
Even a parody account can work out what to do here.
Spineless.
Even a parody account can work out what to do here.
Spineless.
It really won't. It'll make them billions by keeping gas in the stack and the spot high.
February 9, 2026 at 8:09 AM
It really won't. It'll make them billions by keeping gas in the stack and the spot high.
Hey Rob, you're dead right. This is insane.
They're just puppets of big oil.
They're just puppets of big oil.
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Hey Rob, you're dead right. This is insane.
They're just puppets of big oil.
They're just puppets of big oil.
It's absolutely fkn nuts.
The fossil fuel lobby owns the govt.
*Real chippy needs to rule this out immediately. If not sooner.*
The fossil fuel lobby owns the govt.
*Real chippy needs to rule this out immediately. If not sooner.*
February 9, 2026 at 8:05 AM
It's absolutely fkn nuts.
The fossil fuel lobby owns the govt.
*Real chippy needs to rule this out immediately. If not sooner.*
The fossil fuel lobby owns the govt.
*Real chippy needs to rule this out immediately. If not sooner.*