Draco Buffknuckle
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DM[V] | I'm the young city bandit, hold myself down singlehanded | Chelsea/Roma/DC United | Tanzania 🇹🇿
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In the last 90 minutes, I learned: my car’s battery is on recall and may take four months to replace, the home remodel company i hired completely fucked up my new gas fireplace which will cost at least 20k to fix, and the HS where my fiancée’s daughter attends is on lockdown for a violent stabbing.
September 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
In the last 90 minutes, I learned: my car’s battery is on recall and may take four months to replace, the home remodel company i hired completely fucked up my new gas fireplace which will cost at least 20k to fix, and the HS where my fiancée’s daughter attends is on lockdown for a violent stabbing.
Almost walked into a big ass spider’s web this morning. It was like the size of a half dollar. Would have had to self-immolate to purify myself
September 16, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Almost walked into a big ass spider’s web this morning. It was like the size of a half dollar. Would have had to self-immolate to purify myself
the chords and arrangement in this song warms my soul. It's had me in a headlock for three straight weeks. open.spotify.com/track/1gmnc3...
Move It Back
Halle Tomlinson · Move It Back · Song · 2026
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September 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
the chords and arrangement in this song warms my soul. It's had me in a headlock for three straight weeks. open.spotify.com/track/1gmnc3...
Spent the last hour cleaning out the backyard from last night's party. Shit looked like Project X
September 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Spent the last hour cleaning out the backyard from last night's party. Shit looked like Project X
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September 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Yes I drove all the way out to Manassas to get Cook-Out. I love this for me
September 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Yes I drove all the way out to Manassas to get Cook-Out. I love this for me
I've already been up for an hour and a half smh
September 12, 2026 at 10:13 AM
I've already been up for an hour and a half smh
Y'all the Karlie Chirk memes are absolutely smoking me 💀
September 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Y'all the Karlie Chirk memes are absolutely smoking me 💀
I was printing my meeting agenda and my coworker was using our industrial cross shredder. We unknowingly caused the breaker to trip and now neither have power. Nor does the microwave, both coffee makers, fridge/freezer 😅
September 10, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I was printing my meeting agenda and my coworker was using our industrial cross shredder. We unknowingly caused the breaker to trip and now neither have power. Nor does the microwave, both coffee makers, fridge/freezer 😅
I miss the bass boosted 808s era of production.
September 10, 2026 at 10:34 AM
I miss the bass boosted 808s era of production.
The fact that both of the vids in the below skeets are AI is terrifying. We are do cooked
Absolutely terrifying. 🌋 #Indonesia
September 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The fact that both of the vids in the below skeets are AI is terrifying. We are do cooked
Has a sound technician ever reverse engineered the "duh duh" sound from Law and Order? I gotta look up how it was made now
September 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Has a sound technician ever reverse engineered the "duh duh" sound from Law and Order? I gotta look up how it was made now
One and done.
September 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
One and done.
MAITLAND-NILES?!?
September 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
MAITLAND-NILES?!?
This is Gus from Recess if he went to school in Mississippi.
September 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
This is Gus from Recess if he went to school in Mississippi.
Could have just bought her an emotional support water bottle, slapped some stickers on it, and kept it pushing. Now we all know he is familiar with what corrosive tastes like.
Just wanna say there are other ways to tell if someone drinks water, like watching their habits or looking at their skin. Both are things you typically do *before* a relationship.
I just don’t think it was a surprise 😭
I just don’t think it was a surprise 😭
Didn't know until after, we used dental damp prior
September 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Could have just bought her an emotional support water bottle, slapped some stickers on it, and kept it pushing. Now we all know he is familiar with what corrosive tastes like.
My fiancée told me she thought she knew love before she met me. Ikdr
I always said being fully and openly loved by a mature Cancer is like a refreshing spring rain in a colorful flower field with a comforting warm breeze
September 6, 2026 at 2:38 PM
My fiancée told me she thought she knew love before she met me. Ikdr
No wonder i woke up feeling like i slept for 12 hours. I slept through that whole ass severe thunderstorm 🤣
September 4, 2026 at 9:30 AM
No wonder i woke up feeling like i slept for 12 hours. I slept through that whole ass severe thunderstorm 🤣
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even now, she's still teaching us
September 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
even now, she's still teaching us
My fiancee is gone for a week on vacation with her daughters. It’s only been 10 hours and I’m already counting down to when she’s back. I might not make it yall
September 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
My fiancee is gone for a week on vacation with her daughters. It’s only been 10 hours and I’m already counting down to when she’s back. I might not make it yall
I got 4 episodes of Ted Lasso to catch up on. Let's lock in but first lemme fix a snack
September 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I got 4 episodes of Ted Lasso to catch up on. Let's lock in but first lemme fix a snack
I keep forgetting Monday is a holiday smh
September 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I keep forgetting Monday is a holiday smh
"Oiled down?!"
September 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
"Oiled down?!"