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he/him 🏳️‍🌈 | twitch partner | former-ish speedrunner | cs prof | generative AI luddite 🎮 biz: [email protected]
This is tangential to the valid, well-articulated point being made here, but I don't really respect the recontextualization that some people twist themselves into to argue for (or sometimes against) older media.

(That is not the point that was being made by the OP, just a secondary thought)
1. Nintendo Power didn’t exist in Japan.

2. I didn’t use a map and I was 12.

3. You can draw your OWN map.

4. I still find it very fun and clearly considering its success to fund more Metroid, many others did.

5. Learn to enjoy things relative to the time they were made.
September 14, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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I’m finding this more funny than rage inducing, but he’s basically saying,

“THIS is the definitive way to get into Star Wars…

You shouldn’t watch Star Wars: A New Hope.

Here’s the top three reasons why you should skip Star Wars: A New Hope.

I’ve never seen Star Wars: A New Hope.”
I am not exaggerating
September 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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never joining a speedrunning community ever again
September 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The return of Ace Attorney is happening now twitch.tv/authorblues
September 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Otra muestra más de lo HASTA LA POLLA que estoy de Akihiro y de Level-Slop
September 11, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Yeah, boss?
September 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I still strongly recommend A Monster's Expedition. Far and above my favorite Draknek game. The writing is charming and the puzzles are incredibly creative.
It's been 6 years since we released A Monster's Expedition!🎉 🎉

If you haven't played our relaxing open-world puzzle adventure, now is a great time! A Monster's Expedition is part of our publisher sale, on now until September 16th.

store.steampowered.com/publisher/dr...
September 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I'm just grateful I grew up well-adjusted enough to not have to workshop the most milquetoast critique of (popular thing) every time people seem excited about something.
September 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I don't want to optimize for an algorithm. I don't want to capture an audience. I don't want to do a trend. I want to make things so specific and niche that even I might not understand them.
September 7, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Gilder is currently streaming what I have to assume will be the next big thing in kusoge. Impossible to play is an understatement. Every bad games enthusiast will have it in their library soon enough.
Streamin' that WHEEL OF JANK! it's sooo good you guys and of course, packed with protein

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
September 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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Well hello there folks! I'm back from a very long hiatus and looking forward to playing with some pixels again.

I can't wait to see what everyone's been working on, and to get back into the groove with my own projects!
September 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
A question for my DOOM knowers: are there any no-combat adventure games built in the DOOM engine? Aesthetically, I think that would be a mashup of styles that I would love to play.
September 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
My favorite Super Mario World romhack is JUMP
September 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
So I've been playing through the Apple II version of Below the Root, a bizarre, obscure adventure platformer from 1984, and I just know that if I had played this as a kid, I'd have been a little bit obsessed with it. I know this because I'm an adult and I'm a little bit obsessed with it.
September 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
You know I got that Quest 64 drip
September 4, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Checking out Kero Kero Cowboy, a new Gameboy Color game, over on my stream. It just released on Switch! #ad

GBC Digital - metagamemike.itch.io
GBC Physical - homebrew-factory.com/game-boy/165...
Steam - store.steampowered.com/app/3884910/...
Nintendo Switch - www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
Kero Kero Cowboy for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site
Shop Kero Kero Cowboy for Nintendo Switch at Nintendo Store. See game details, editions, and availability.
www.nintendo.com
September 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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That was response to
September 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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programming
September 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Well the secret's out today! I can officially announce that I'm working on this game as a level designer!! It's a huge honor to work alongside the genius guys from @thirtythreegames.bsky.social
They inspire me every day. Can't wait for yinz to see the results of all this passion, work, and skill.
REBOUNDER.

A new game developed by ThirtyThree, published by Aggro Crab.

Rebounder is a hand-crafted precision platformer about a roughneck worker recruited for a hazardous job on a distant planet.

Nail the run. Deliver your line. Dropping 2027.
September 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Hi! I just launched a new three month DOS jam!

Don't have enough free time to contribute to a standard game jam? This one's E X T E N D E D.

Please feel free to join in, even (especially!) if you have no experience! It's a very casual vibe, and there are even a few assets to help start you off!
MS-TRES
A game jam from 2026-08-31 to 2026-12-01 hosted by Emmfoolery. It's time for another three month DOS jam! This is a casual, lighthearted jam, to encourage skill-building, community links, and the crea...
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August 24, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The reason I know I'm neurotypical is because whenever I go into a new room, I imagine how an object would bounce around the room like a DVD logo, off of walls and furniture. When I daydream, I do the same with rooms I remember from my childhood. This is a thing that we all do, which is normal.
August 31, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Disappointed that none of my Steam friends have the strip mahjong game. Frankly, I thought y'all were worse than this. I'm judging you for this one.
August 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
August 26, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Tonight, @thejewker.bsky.social and I are playing the last of the canon Yolkfolk games. It's time for the *2020* Oliver Twins' game "Wonderful Dizzy" for the ZX Spectrum.

twitch.tv/authorblues
August 27, 2026 at 1:29 AM