Francine
@basicallyamuppet.bsky.social
New Englander with a heart of mold.
Hard to be soft, tough to be tender. youtu.be/ZoK63Bk7pgw?...
Metric - Help I'm Alive (Album Version)
YouTube video by dustycool66
youtu.be
September 28, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Hard to be soft, tough to be tender. youtu.be/ZoK63Bk7pgw?...
Haven't been offered a complimentary soup or salad at a restaurant in years. Do any of them do that anymore?
September 28, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Haven't been offered a complimentary soup or salad at a restaurant in years. Do any of them do that anymore?
Very into old school Ani DiFranco lately and remembered how much I love "Talk to Me Now."
September 28, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Very into old school Ani DiFranco lately and remembered how much I love "Talk to Me Now."
This was always one of my favorite post-golden era Simpsons jokes simply because I can't stand the band Styx and this captures that feeling so well: youtu.be/gdnvOQBOjow?...
The Simpsons - The River Styx
YouTube video by AreaEightyNine
youtu.be
September 28, 2026 at 2:53 PM
This was always one of my favorite post-golden era Simpsons jokes simply because I can't stand the band Styx and this captures that feeling so well: youtu.be/gdnvOQBOjow?...
Will never forget when I was 22 and working as a newspaper reporter and one of the editors was convinced I had a coke problem because I was always sniffing and rubbing my nose. I was actually just a dork allergic to the mold-infested building and wouldn't have even known where to acquire coke ffs.
September 28, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Will never forget when I was 22 and working as a newspaper reporter and one of the editors was convinced I had a coke problem because I was always sniffing and rubbing my nose. I was actually just a dork allergic to the mold-infested building and wouldn't have even known where to acquire coke ffs.
Things I have never once regretted as a 42-year-old:
- Not going to my prom.
- Not having a wedding.
- Not having children.
Things I have regretted:
- Drinking coffee too late in the day.
- Not going to my prom.
- Not having a wedding.
- Not having children.
Things I have regretted:
- Drinking coffee too late in the day.
September 27, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Things I have never once regretted as a 42-year-old:
- Not going to my prom.
- Not having a wedding.
- Not having children.
Things I have regretted:
- Drinking coffee too late in the day.
- Not going to my prom.
- Not having a wedding.
- Not having children.
Things I have regretted:
- Drinking coffee too late in the day.
That Nor'easter is becoming annoying now. It just won't leave, like the close-talking loud guy with too many stories at a party that no one will admit to inviting but he's somehow always there.
September 27, 2026 at 9:56 PM
That Nor'easter is becoming annoying now. It just won't leave, like the close-talking loud guy with too many stories at a party that no one will admit to inviting but he's somehow always there.
Finally saw Backrooms and holy crap, that was so good.
September 26, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Finally saw Backrooms and holy crap, that was so good.
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porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
September 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
September 25, 2026 at 8:48 PM
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
Pink sky at night, rapper's delight.
September 26, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Pink sky at night, rapper's delight.
Thanks to an impending Nor'easter, a fun spooky market happening downtown tomorrow was cancelled and now I'm annoyed. Gonna have to get something ridiculous to eat to make up for it.
September 25, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Thanks to an impending Nor'easter, a fun spooky market happening downtown tomorrow was cancelled and now I'm annoyed. Gonna have to get something ridiculous to eat to make up for it.
Bringing a cup of the blood of my enemies to a job interview.
September 25, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Bringing a cup of the blood of my enemies to a job interview.
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Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once
September 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once
Sometimes I feel like starting a substack. There isn't enough room here for my thoughts.
September 24, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Sometimes I feel like starting a substack. There isn't enough room here for my thoughts.
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From the Coldplay couple to that other couple of lawyers in the park and now the woman carrying a child and several containers of food over to her lazy husband waiting in the stands of a baseball game...
September 24, 2026 at 2:38 PM
From the Coldplay couple to that other couple of lawyers in the park and now the woman carrying a child and several containers of food over to her lazy husband waiting in the stands of a baseball game...
Bringing a samurai sword to the dry cleaners and saying "no starch."
September 24, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Bringing a samurai sword to the dry cleaners and saying "no starch."
Texting "STOP" in the family group text.
September 23, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Texting "STOP" in the family group text.
You guys I'm losing it. Her big smile and the cookie monster pants along with the headline is destroying me.
September 23, 2026 at 1:35 PM
You guys I'm losing it. Her big smile and the cookie monster pants along with the headline is destroying me.
I love how this site only has 2 speeds when it comes to me: rando shitpost goes viral for no reason and strangers tell me to die, or everyone ignores my existence completely.
September 22, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I love how this site only has 2 speeds when it comes to me: rando shitpost goes viral for no reason and strangers tell me to die, or everyone ignores my existence completely.
Fall is here 🍂 🔊
September 22, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Fall is here 🍂 🔊
Husband just said that Prince is "like Eddie Van Halen and Michael Jackson put together" and you guys I'm
September 22, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Husband just said that Prince is "like Eddie Van Halen and Michael Jackson put together" and you guys I'm