Andrew Horn, allied and relatively proud
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Paralegal, occasional actor
If I'm not here, I'm probably scritching the dog.
If I'm not here, I'm probably scritching the dog.
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There was a time it would have been seen as a sign from God if you fail to execute someone TWICE.
Signed, an agnostic.
Signed, an agnostic.
John Yoo on Christa Pike, who survived a botched execution: "Why not use the firing squad? So I think what's gonna have to happen is Tennessee is gonna have to go back and try again."
October 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
There was a time it would have been seen as a sign from God if you fail to execute someone TWICE.
Signed, an agnostic.
Signed, an agnostic.
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Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
October 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
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Tell me, O muse, of any first grade child who can not tell you that batteries store energy?
September 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Tell me, O muse, of any first grade child who can not tell you that batteries store energy?
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The guy who proclaimed the Iowa Hawkeyes are the Atlanta Hawks also said a month ago that anyone who thinks Michigan fans say "beat Ohio" doesn't know ball. The absolute goat in the crowded "Republicans don't know ball" marketplace. Yes he voted for his govt to control college sports, why do you ask
September 30, 2026 at 1:51 PM
The guy who proclaimed the Iowa Hawkeyes are the Atlanta Hawks also said a month ago that anyone who thinks Michigan fans say "beat Ohio" doesn't know ball. The absolute goat in the crowded "Republicans don't know ball" marketplace. Yes he voted for his govt to control college sports, why do you ask
You rarely see Dick Tracy villains in real life, but...
I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob
September 29, 2026 at 11:57 PM
You rarely see Dick Tracy villains in real life, but...
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I heard through the grapevine that Sen. Eric Schmitt has 18 staffers on his legislative team: 17 men and one woman. The woman on his staff deals exclusively with foreign policy, which means today's disaster during the hearing was all by conservative men who don't know sports.
September 29, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I heard through the grapevine that Sen. Eric Schmitt has 18 staffers on his legislative team: 17 men and one woman. The woman on his staff deals exclusively with foreign policy, which means today's disaster during the hearing was all by conservative men who don't know sports.
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swearing aside, the strategy of just making the right stand by the things they say to each other seems pretty good. that was the secret sauce behind the "weird" messaging way back when (that they abandoned for whatever reason)
September 29, 2026 at 1:24 PM
swearing aside, the strategy of just making the right stand by the things they say to each other seems pretty good. that was the secret sauce behind the "weird" messaging way back when (that they abandoned for whatever reason)
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It's my birthdaaaaay!🎊
As an artist, it's often difficult to acknowledge how much I work and how much I improve, so today I want to be nicer to myself and share some of my favourite pieces I made since my last bday.💙
If you'd like to share, it would be a lovely gift!🙏✨
As an artist, it's often difficult to acknowledge how much I work and how much I improve, so today I want to be nicer to myself and share some of my favourite pieces I made since my last bday.💙
If you'd like to share, it would be a lovely gift!🙏✨
September 29, 2026 at 7:44 AM
It's my birthdaaaaay!🎊
As an artist, it's often difficult to acknowledge how much I work and how much I improve, so today I want to be nicer to myself and share some of my favourite pieces I made since my last bday.💙
If you'd like to share, it would be a lovely gift!🙏✨
As an artist, it's often difficult to acknowledge how much I work and how much I improve, so today I want to be nicer to myself and share some of my favourite pieces I made since my last bday.💙
If you'd like to share, it would be a lovely gift!🙏✨
They're right here. Middle of the street. Where have you been?
September 29, 2026 at 2:19 AM
They're right here. Middle of the street. Where have you been?
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To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
September 29, 2026 at 2:01 AM
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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I will vote to send myself out to sea on a barge before I vote for Rahm Emmanuel. Please be serious.
September 29, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I will vote to send myself out to sea on a barge before I vote for Rahm Emmanuel. Please be serious.
September 29, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
September 29, 2026 at 1:14 AM
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
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bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life."
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
music.youtube.com
September 29, 2026 at 12:35 AM
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life."
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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please let Ken keep talking
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
September 28, 2026 at 8:01 PM
please let Ken keep talking
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Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today.
A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field.
Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission.
The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field.
Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission.
The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
www.wisn.com
September 28, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today.
A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field.
Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission.
The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field.
Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission.
The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Guys, no one doubts that Tesla is responsible if its cars roll down hills and crash into people (or anything else).
The problem is that until VERY recently, it was not accepted that it was possible for something on wheels that we forgot to put breaks on to travel downhill at high speed.
The problem is that until VERY recently, it was not accepted that it was possible for something on wheels that we forgot to put breaks on to travel downhill at high speed.
Guys no one doubts that OpenAI and Anthropic are responsible if their models go rogue.
The problem is that until VERY recently, it was not accepted that it was possible for a bunch of machines to escape virtual captivity, illicitly communicate, collectively strategize, and hack real-world systems.
The problem is that until VERY recently, it was not accepted that it was possible for a bunch of machines to escape virtual captivity, illicitly communicate, collectively strategize, and hack real-world systems.
If I mix unknown chemicals and it blows up a city block, did it go rogue?
Would I be responsible?
Would I be responsible?
September 28, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Guys, no one doubts that Tesla is responsible if its cars roll down hills and crash into people (or anything else).
The problem is that until VERY recently, it was not accepted that it was possible for something on wheels that we forgot to put breaks on to travel downhill at high speed.
The problem is that until VERY recently, it was not accepted that it was possible for something on wheels that we forgot to put breaks on to travel downhill at high speed.
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GLORIOUS SUCCESS, IAN!
So let me get this right... SpaceX's "successful" orbital launch of Starship lost an engine in flight, was cut from a planned six orbits to two (and SpaceX isn't saying why), neither part is reusable, and the top part blew up on splashdown.
September 28, 2026 at 6:09 PM
GLORIOUS SUCCESS, IAN!
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You all know how I feel about this woman, but I think it’s hilarious she’s so mad at being jilted that she’s publicly revealing GOP strategy out of spite.
September 28, 2026 at 5:39 PM
You all know how I feel about this woman, but I think it’s hilarious she’s so mad at being jilted that she’s publicly revealing GOP strategy out of spite.
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Well I guess we'll be buying a different toothpaste from now on. It comes to something when your toothpaste brand supports radical anti-trans fanatics!
www.colgatepalmolive.com/en-us/news/h...
www.colgatepalmolive.com/en-us/news/h...
Harry Potter™ x Colgate: A Partnership Adding a Bit of Magic to Everyday Routines | Colgate-Palmolive
Colgate’s oral health partnership with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer Products (WBDGCP), on an innovative collection of Harry Potter-themed toothbrushes and toothpaste, aims to turn oral hygie...
www.colgatepalmolive.com
September 28, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Well I guess we'll be buying a different toothpaste from now on. It comes to something when your toothpaste brand supports radical anti-trans fanatics!
www.colgatepalmolive.com/en-us/news/h...
www.colgatepalmolive.com/en-us/news/h...
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There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
There’s something to be said for how most of the political spectrum can unite around hounding some lesbians over niche drama in their spaces but huge segments of society are silent about pervasive campus rape impacting a huge population of primarily youngwomen
September 28, 2026 at 3:14 PM
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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