Josh
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📌 North QLD, Australia.
✏️ Electrical Enginerd. Dad of two young dudes. Woke af. Master of the Safety Squint.
✏️ Electrical Enginerd. Dad of two young dudes. Woke af. Master of the Safety Squint.
This lawn drop spreader is now the most German thing I own.
September 13, 2026 at 10:59 AM
This lawn drop spreader is now the most German thing I own.
Both my father in law's side and my dad's side of the family are a bunch of NDs.
My wife's uncle has probably one of the biggest collections of home recorded Newcastle FTA TV I've seen. Not sure what is on it but it's probably every showing of boobs.
The other uncle owns a miniature steam train.
My wife's uncle has probably one of the biggest collections of home recorded Newcastle FTA TV I've seen. Not sure what is on it but it's probably every showing of boobs.
The other uncle owns a miniature steam train.
August 28, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Both my father in law's side and my dad's side of the family are a bunch of NDs.
My wife's uncle has probably one of the biggest collections of home recorded Newcastle FTA TV I've seen. Not sure what is on it but it's probably every showing of boobs.
The other uncle owns a miniature steam train.
My wife's uncle has probably one of the biggest collections of home recorded Newcastle FTA TV I've seen. Not sure what is on it but it's probably every showing of boobs.
The other uncle owns a miniature steam train.
I have had some genuinely good regular GPs over the years, in regional QLD too mind you.
But I kinda miss my old autistic GP, felt like I was seeing The Good Doctor in real life.
But I kinda miss my old autistic GP, felt like I was seeing The Good Doctor in real life.
August 28, 2026 at 9:31 AM
I have had some genuinely good regular GPs over the years, in regional QLD too mind you.
But I kinda miss my old autistic GP, felt like I was seeing The Good Doctor in real life.
But I kinda miss my old autistic GP, felt like I was seeing The Good Doctor in real life.
The "massive" beer tax is about 60c on a schooner. Punters at any pokie palace pay more in GST. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
If we scrap the 'beer tax', will pub culture and live music thrive again?
The cost of alcohol is grinding Australia's old pub culture and live music venues into dust. Should we keep forging ahead with six-monthly increases in the beer excise?
www.abc.net.au
August 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
The "massive" beer tax is about 60c on a schooner. Punters at any pokie palace pay more in GST. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
Just waiting on this screen for 5 minutes connecting my washing machine to wi-fi.
August 4, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Just waiting on this screen for 5 minutes connecting my washing machine to wi-fi.
The one time I use public transport and I've been waiting 40 mins
August 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The one time I use public transport and I've been waiting 40 mins
I was driving home this evening from working in FNQ & I was directed off the road for an RBT at the Rollingstone truck pads. Before I was tested everyone incl the coppers turn around to basically this gif coming from (and quickly going back to) the opposite direction.
Red Skoda Fabia Burnout Drift
ALT: Red Skoda Fabia Burnout Drift
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July 30, 2026 at 10:10 AM
I was driving home this evening from working in FNQ & I was directed off the road for an RBT at the Rollingstone truck pads. Before I was tested everyone incl the coppers turn around to basically this gif coming from (and quickly going back to) the opposite direction.
It's uncanny that all the prominent airline CEOs are Irish.
July 10, 2026 at 11:22 AM
It's uncanny that all the prominent airline CEOs are Irish.
Hopped in my car on the street outside work and the cops pull up asking if I've seen anyone with a knife #townsvilleshines
July 7, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Hopped in my car on the street outside work and the cops pull up asking if I've seen anyone with a knife #townsvilleshines
"I don't want to have to watch you dip your penis into a cup of water" - something I just had to say to my 4yr old
June 8, 2026 at 10:22 AM
"I don't want to have to watch you dip your penis into a cup of water" - something I just had to say to my 4yr old
Skytrans lost my baggage coming back to Cairns from Pormpuraaw last night. Was meant to be still up north this week and had to pull the pin on the trip and drive home late last night. Couple grand of electrical equipment, clothes, most of my medication, etc. And zero update today.
June 4, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Skytrans lost my baggage coming back to Cairns from Pormpuraaw last night. Was meant to be still up north this week and had to pull the pin on the trip and drive home late last night. Couple grand of electrical equipment, clothes, most of my medication, etc. And zero update today.
Found this irish chinese takeaway place in Cairns. Fucking haute cuisine. #shamwok www.instagram.com/shamwokcairns
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May 30, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Found this irish chinese takeaway place in Cairns. Fucking haute cuisine. #shamwok www.instagram.com/shamwokcairns
I tried vibe coding for the first time today and built a Chrome extension to scrape data and inject into the DOM of my timesheet interface at work. Cost me $6 of API credits. Exploiting Low SES workers or interns is cheaper than AI. I feel dirty.
Tobias Funke Crying in Shower - Arrested Development
ALT: Tobias Funke Crying in Shower - Arrested Development
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May 19, 2026 at 7:47 AM
I tried vibe coding for the first time today and built a Chrome extension to scrape data and inject into the DOM of my timesheet interface at work. Cost me $6 of API credits. Exploiting Low SES workers or interns is cheaper than AI. I feel dirty.
It's no wonder why people shop online these days when retail stores look this fucked.
May 16, 2026 at 11:24 AM
It's no wonder why people shop online these days when retail stores look this fucked.
I saw this water bottle from afar and thought it was the "veiny penis" variant.
May 15, 2026 at 8:39 AM
I saw this water bottle from afar and thought it was the "veiny penis" variant.
I asked Spotify to create a playlist "Songs not listened to in 10 years, but played more than twice." And I hate all 8 songs.
May 8, 2026 at 11:16 AM
I asked Spotify to create a playlist "Songs not listened to in 10 years, but played more than twice." And I hate all 8 songs.
Only our rich cunt friends had one of these when I was a kid.
Once you could (semi) pirate Foxtel with a gold card we were all over it. Best part was access to all PPV content including the porno channel as a teenager.
Once you could (semi) pirate Foxtel with a gold card we were all over it. Best part was access to all PPV content including the porno channel as a teenager.
May 5, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Only our rich cunt friends had one of these when I was a kid.
Once you could (semi) pirate Foxtel with a gold card we were all over it. Best part was access to all PPV content including the porno channel as a teenager.
Once you could (semi) pirate Foxtel with a gold card we were all over it. Best part was access to all PPV content including the porno channel as a teenager.
I saw this again today and lol'd.
April 27, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I saw this again today and lol'd.
My mother in law just texted me "thank you sir xx"
April 27, 2026 at 12:07 PM
My mother in law just texted me "thank you sir xx"
Spent the week in Cooktown/Wujal Wujal and did over 1`700km to and from work site.
A seriously eye opening week watching the recovery from Cyclone Jasper still going on over two years since the biblical flooding.
Treking down the Bloomfield Track in bucketing down rain was also pretty epic.
A seriously eye opening week watching the recovery from Cyclone Jasper still going on over two years since the biblical flooding.
Treking down the Bloomfield Track in bucketing down rain was also pretty epic.
April 25, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Spent the week in Cooktown/Wujal Wujal and did over 1`700km to and from work site.
A seriously eye opening week watching the recovery from Cyclone Jasper still going on over two years since the biblical flooding.
Treking down the Bloomfield Track in bucketing down rain was also pretty epic.
A seriously eye opening week watching the recovery from Cyclone Jasper still going on over two years since the biblical flooding.
Treking down the Bloomfield Track in bucketing down rain was also pretty epic.
I'm in Cooktown this week and the wind here is just fucking ridiculous. Silence then a roaring freight train ripping through to the point my unit here is rumbling and I wake up hourly.
April 21, 2026 at 11:42 AM
I'm in Cooktown this week and the wind here is just fucking ridiculous. Silence then a roaring freight train ripping through to the point my unit here is rumbling and I wake up hourly.