Mike
@bingohandjob.bsky.social
Uncontrolled legal migrant.
It is a serious thing
just to be alive
on this fresh morning
in the broken world.
It is a serious thing
just to be alive
on this fresh morning
in the broken world.
Pinned
Mike
@bingohandjob.bsky.social
· May 25
Usher's Point: You Got A Point
ALT: Usher's Point: You Got A Point
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The best way to shut down the apparently permanent American-British Food Discourse is to reply: "Yeah, but we've got CHEESE"
Watching the final ep of Widow's Bay.
October 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Watching the final ep of Widow's Bay.
Gary Sambrook eats big dinners.
Wrong answers only. My bet:
thanks for all the fish.
thanks for all the fish.
October 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Gary Sambrook eats big dinners.
Is it reading too much into things to note that the biggest errors by England in this international break have all been Manchester City players? Maybe other things on their minds.
October 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Is it reading too much into things to note that the biggest errors by England in this international break have all been Manchester City players? Maybe other things on their minds.
So it's not all bad, then...
October 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
So it's not all bad, then...
Honestly, the first thought in my head on seeing this was 'Sarah Pochin' and I think that 'MPs chain' game may have permanently broken my brain...
Reform MP buys £800k second home in Wales two days after questioning their impact
willhaywardwales.substack.com/p/reform-mp-...
willhaywardwales.substack.com/p/reform-mp-...
Reform UK MP buys £800k Welsh second home just days after questioning their impact
Is this a case of politicians saying ‘do as I say, not as I do’?
willhaywardwales.substack.com
October 3, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Honestly, the first thought in my head on seeing this was 'Sarah Pochin' and I think that 'MPs chain' game may have permanently broken my brain...
Reposted by Mike
Nothing quite says “innocent” like blackmailing a country to get away with systemic cheating
UAE warns Andy Burnham it may pull billions in investment for the UK's proposed Oxford-Cambridge tech hub—dubbed the UK's Silicon Valley—in retaliation over Manchester City's guilty verdict, per The Telegraph.
October 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Nothing quite says “innocent” like blackmailing a country to get away with systemic cheating
HE CANNOT BE STOPPED.
October 2, 2026 at 9:17 PM
HE CANNOT BE STOPPED.
Reposted by Mike
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
October 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
Traitors is when I realise what it must be like for non football fans during a World Cup.
But honestly I enjoy social media when there's a live real-time thing, even if I'm not in on it. It's nice to see people talking about something not shit.
But honestly I enjoy social media when there's a live real-time thing, even if I'm not in on it. It's nice to see people talking about something not shit.
October 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Traitors is when I realise what it must be like for non football fans during a World Cup.
But honestly I enjoy social media when there's a live real-time thing, even if I'm not in on it. It's nice to see people talking about something not shit.
But honestly I enjoy social media when there's a live real-time thing, even if I'm not in on it. It's nice to see people talking about something not shit.
Reposted by Mike
Ah yes the circle of life
September 28, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Ah yes the circle of life
Friends fear he's now beyond help...
September 29, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Friends fear he's now beyond help...
Lucky Alice, I guess...
![MP recognition quiz, again, text: Which one is Lewis Cocking [referring to an MP to identify by photo] underneath: Correct - Alice Macdonald (Labour, Norwich North) [referring to the previous answer]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:khjglr2gwdtq7pagslayg4yo/bafkreid7e7mys3gbpr5iitajp3orxc6em6o52rfllbmbtbu6kndknxgy4m)
September 27, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Lucky Alice, I guess...
Reposted by Mike
Where the place?
Upon the heath!
There to fuck with Macbeth.
Upon the heath!
There to fuck with Macbeth.
Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.
September 27, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Where the place?
Upon the heath!
There to fuck with Macbeth.
Upon the heath!
There to fuck with Macbeth.
I feel very seen...
September 27, 2026 at 8:18 AM
I feel very seen...
Back to the Cow Lookerering again, after a few weeks off and, let me say, things are getting horny on main rn.
September 26, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Back to the Cow Lookerering again, after a few weeks off and, let me say, things are getting horny on main rn.
What Rodri is saying is, until the UAE takeover, Manchester City's players simply didn't put in enough effort.
September 26, 2026 at 11:28 AM
What Rodri is saying is, until the UAE takeover, Manchester City's players simply didn't put in enough effort.
Okay, low key obsessed now. Step away from the game...
September 26, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Okay, low key obsessed now. Step away from the game...
I'm hiring a Strategist rn and, honestly, if you're good you can bring a 4-course Chinese and KFC bucket.
I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
September 26, 2026 at 11:07 AM
I'm hiring a Strategist rn and, honestly, if you're good you can bring a 4-course Chinese and KFC bucket.
Anyway. Slow Horses time...
September 25, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Anyway. Slow Horses time...
These sound like names from The Day Today.
September 25, 2026 at 5:52 PM
These sound like names from The Day Today.
