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Bizarro D.F.
@bizarrodf.bsky.social
Producer, Engineer. The oldest vtuber. Had a hype Multiversus match at Evo 2022. Born 1990. http://twitch.tv/SlipperyBiz
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Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
October 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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i rewatched The Matrix trilogy recently and could not help but laugh when i saw each movie had a different production logo.

they were all released within four years, with the second and third movie released in the same year!
October 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Usually if you say you experienced something through a Let's Play people will judge you for not actually playing it or whatever but if you say "I experienced Danganronpa through the Something Awful Let's Play" it actually kinda means you're an OG
October 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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October 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
October 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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90+ year old drawing of popeye busting down a door with his massive cock
September 12, 2023 at 12:46 AM
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Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
October 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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September 26, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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October 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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One of my favorites bits of Hollywood lore is that the guys who made Gattaca were gonna call it “Weird NASA” until they saw this shot
God this shit was cool as fuck
October 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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I can’t stop laughing
October 3, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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taps mic: a
October 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Getting into Warframe is cool because I'm cool
October 2, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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this is what every level 3 super looks like now
fishing guy bad ending
October 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
The motivation to pursue my creative efforts, built up over my entire eight hour work shift, the SECOND I get home and take my shoes off
October 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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chatgpt help I'm a 45-year-old white woman on her sixth marriage and my current coping mechanism is making needlepoint art of possums doing entry level hoodrat shit that my white audience on instagram can still relate to by seeing it as "teen boy behavior." what's the quickest way to kill myself?
October 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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i just wanna let all the oldheads and unc homeowners know that when yall do that shit where you're out in your front yard and i walk past on the street and you say "good morning!" to me even though we have no idea who the fuck eachother is, that shit rules, keep it up, thank you
October 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
July 24, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
September 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
September 30, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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I am sorry
September 21, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob
September 29, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
CEO Dan Clancy says Twitch now uses AI to identify streamers that may not match a brand, since it now transcribes all streams for brand safety.

It won't show ads on channels or content the AI believes don't match what the advertiser is trying to achieve.
September 29, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Had a comment on my YouTube saying “just found out LK is a woman now, this makes 99% of the jokes really weird”

I asked why weird and they explained “because it’s weird to hear bro jokes coming from a woman”

I find gendering my jokes to be the weird part.
September 29, 2026 at 6:05 PM