Blather Wince Repeat
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Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
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They're setting up a Spirit Halloween where Earth used to be
September 17, 2026 at 1:32 PM
They're setting up a Spirit Halloween where Earth used to be
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Every time I scroll past this in my misc folder I bust out laughing. Every damn time lmao 😂 😂
September 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Every time I scroll past this in my misc folder I bust out laughing. Every damn time lmao 😂 😂
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Girl with a Pearl Earring only it’s a guy wearing a backwards baseball cap sitting in an idling Monte Carlo in front of a 7-Eleven waiting on his buddy to bring out spicy jalapeño kettle chips and smokes
September 17, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Girl with a Pearl Earring only it’s a guy wearing a backwards baseball cap sitting in an idling Monte Carlo in front of a 7-Eleven waiting on his buddy to bring out spicy jalapeño kettle chips and smokes
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Look, we’re losing light and the veil between the living and the dead is becoming gossamer thin, so let me get this off my chest before it’s too late: you’re a dork
September 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Look, we’re losing light and the veil between the living and the dead is becoming gossamer thin, so let me get this off my chest before it’s too late: you’re a dork
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Can you get stuck inside a revolving door metaphor? Everybody going in and out of my life affects me with just one sentiment "you never whoosh anymore why did you stop whooshing"
September 17, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Can you get stuck inside a revolving door metaphor? Everybody going in and out of my life affects me with just one sentiment "you never whoosh anymore why did you stop whooshing"
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"Most men of vast wealth realize that with their millions comes an obligation to society" - Doug Lamont, Dr Kildare's Crisis (1940)
Man, old movies had some wild things in them
Man, old movies had some wild things in them
September 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
"Most men of vast wealth realize that with their millions comes an obligation to society" - Doug Lamont, Dr Kildare's Crisis (1940)
Man, old movies had some wild things in them
Man, old movies had some wild things in them
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Just thought everyone should know there’s a Dairy Queen in rural western Minnesota that is never forgetting from 9 to 11 and open from 10 to 10.
September 17, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Just thought everyone should know there’s a Dairy Queen in rural western Minnesota that is never forgetting from 9 to 11 and open from 10 to 10.
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As Fozzie stood at the top step, he felt two tiny, webbed hands shove him from behind. He found himself cartwheeling through empty space, landing squarely on his back with a loud crack. As his vision dimmed, he heard a small, throaty voice from above. "Wokka wokka, motherfucker."
September 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM
As Fozzie stood at the top step, he felt two tiny, webbed hands shove him from behind. He found himself cartwheeling through empty space, landing squarely on his back with a loud crack. As his vision dimmed, he heard a small, throaty voice from above. "Wokka wokka, motherfucker."
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For only $12,000, give or take, you too can own an earthquake-proof record player. Yes, the building is collapsing around you, but the cash registers in “Money” have never sounded better
September 16, 2026 at 7:40 AM
For only $12,000, give or take, you too can own an earthquake-proof record player. Yes, the building is collapsing around you, but the cash registers in “Money” have never sounded better
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If you ever see me “making a scene” you can bet I am addressing a social injustice. That or I’ve had a few.
September 16, 2026 at 9:05 PM
If you ever see me “making a scene” you can bet I am addressing a social injustice. That or I’ve had a few.
The average adult amasses between 30-45
massage balls/rollers in their lifetime.
massage balls/rollers in their lifetime.
September 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The average adult amasses between 30-45
massage balls/rollers in their lifetime.
massage balls/rollers in their lifetime.
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BREAKING🚨: Trump announces that if the GOP retains control of Congress, he will send you 12 CDs for just one penny!
September 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
BREAKING🚨: Trump announces that if the GOP retains control of Congress, he will send you 12 CDs for just one penny!
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The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
September 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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Revenge is a dish best served cold, but I am in a hurry.
September 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Revenge is a dish best served cold, but I am in a hurry.
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I’m gonna say whatever I want while on pain meds so for starters, your cooked pumpkin seeds suck. Sorry.
September 16, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I’m gonna say whatever I want while on pain meds so for starters, your cooked pumpkin seeds suck. Sorry.
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When a pet walks up and immediately flops into your lap, that's the universe telling you to calm the fuck down
September 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
When a pet walks up and immediately flops into your lap, that's the universe telling you to calm the fuck down
Meemaw correctly identified Linda Darnell and Barbara Bel Geddes on Jeopardy! once, and dined out on it for years — too many years.
September 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Meemaw correctly identified Linda Darnell and Barbara Bel Geddes on Jeopardy! once, and dined out on it for years — too many years.
Doc says I can’t contract a dowager’s hump from your mom.
September 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Doc says I can’t contract a dowager’s hump from your mom.
I never explain “the old switcheroo” the same way twice.
September 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I never explain “the old switcheroo” the same way twice.
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I meet a lot of people in my line of work. That’s why I’m quitting.
September 16, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I meet a lot of people in my line of work. That’s why I’m quitting.
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Abstract can only take you so relatively distant from where your thoughts seem to occupy that idea of space. Sooner or later wait this is pretty far and I got here just by not saying joke after a joke ever
September 16, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Abstract can only take you so relatively distant from where your thoughts seem to occupy that idea of space. Sooner or later wait this is pretty far and I got here just by not saying joke after a joke ever