Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master!
@bloodyhades.northsky.social
All chaps are assless. My six word biography: tattoos made my skin more me. Hugo award winning fanfiction author. Bi/pan. She/they.
Venmo me, bitches https://venmo.com/u/Kat-Meyers
Venmo me, bitches https://venmo.com/u/Kat-Meyers
Pinned
Lies lead to resentment and resentment is the love killer.
Most fights are because one or both of you isn't able to say "I have FEELING; I have NEED." They can't read your mind, so start there. You can't control whether the other person can understand the feeling or meet the need.
Most fights are because one or both of you isn't able to say "I have FEELING; I have NEED." They can't read your mind, so start there. You can't control whether the other person can understand the feeling or meet the need.
If I could give folks starting out a relationship one piece of advice, it would be to start couples therapy early. Cause JR and I have had exactly two fights since we got together, and BOTH of them were made so much easier because we could talk it over with a therapist and figure out the disconnect.
Bring back the Beaneaters!!!
Major League teams that existed the last time the White Sox clinched a playoff series at home:
• Boston Americans
• Boston Beaneaters
• Brooklyn Superbas
• Cleveland Naps
• New York Highlanders
• St. Louis Browns
• Boston Americans
• Boston Beaneaters
• Brooklyn Superbas
• Cleveland Naps
• New York Highlanders
• St. Louis Browns
October 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Bring back the Beaneaters!!!
Twenty-four year old me would have KILLED in this market. Fuck!
Pastor, they're out here running findom scams on MAGA voters now.
October 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Twenty-four year old me would have KILLED in this market. Fuck!
Trying not to scare away the new person at work who just moved to Boston from Iowa, but also trying not to give her a false impression of who I am as a person. So I've gone with "fuckin nice to meet you!" to really give her whiplash.
October 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Trying not to scare away the new person at work who just moved to Boston from Iowa, but also trying not to give her a false impression of who I am as a person. So I've gone with "fuckin nice to meet you!" to really give her whiplash.
Did the egress tour for work, so now my right foot is swollen and angry with me. Some day I’ll remember to check my calendar before I put on shoes for work, but today is not that day.
October 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Did the egress tour for work, so now my right foot is swollen and angry with me. Some day I’ll remember to check my calendar before I put on shoes for work, but today is not that day.
What if I just took a nap right now?
October 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
What if I just took a nap right now?
Me: "I know four generals from the Civil War - two on each side."
JR: "You know Nathan Bedford Forrest."
Me: "Sure, but I never would have remembered his name."
JR: "Really? He was Lee's -"
Me: "imma stop you right there - I thought you were talking about the Massachusetts 54th guy."
JR:
JR: "You know Nathan Bedford Forrest."
Me: "Sure, but I never would have remembered his name."
JR: "Really? He was Lee's -"
Me: "imma stop you right there - I thought you were talking about the Massachusetts 54th guy."
JR:
October 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Me: "I know four generals from the Civil War - two on each side."
JR: "You know Nathan Bedford Forrest."
Me: "Sure, but I never would have remembered his name."
JR: "Really? He was Lee's -"
Me: "imma stop you right there - I thought you were talking about the Massachusetts 54th guy."
JR:
JR: "You know Nathan Bedford Forrest."
Me: "Sure, but I never would have remembered his name."
JR: "Really? He was Lee's -"
Me: "imma stop you right there - I thought you were talking about the Massachusetts 54th guy."
JR:
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Imagine how fucking rotted a person's brain has to be to submit a 50,000 line pull request and not perceive that what you are doing is *incredibly* embarrassing and antisocial.
A vibecoder can no longer notice they're greeting people by spraying hot dogshit all over the place.
A vibecoder can no longer notice they're greeting people by spraying hot dogshit all over the place.
I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.
October 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Imagine how fucking rotted a person's brain has to be to submit a 50,000 line pull request and not perceive that what you are doing is *incredibly* embarrassing and antisocial.
A vibecoder can no longer notice they're greeting people by spraying hot dogshit all over the place.
A vibecoder can no longer notice they're greeting people by spraying hot dogshit all over the place.
I really liked my MeUndies and was preparing to make another order, but now they’re doing a Harry Potter collab. Glad I forgot to place the order, I guess?
October 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I really liked my MeUndies and was preparing to make another order, but now they’re doing a Harry Potter collab. Glad I forgot to place the order, I guess?
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I still see a lot of WHY DON'T THE SO-CALLED GOOD CHRISTIANS STOP THE CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS going around.
Beloveds, we are trying, but the Christian Nationalists don't listen to us. They're sending us death threats, and we can barely afford insurance on the building.
Beloveds, we are trying, but the Christian Nationalists don't listen to us. They're sending us death threats, and we can barely afford insurance on the building.
October 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I still see a lot of WHY DON'T THE SO-CALLED GOOD CHRISTIANS STOP THE CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS going around.
Beloveds, we are trying, but the Christian Nationalists don't listen to us. They're sending us death threats, and we can barely afford insurance on the building.
Beloveds, we are trying, but the Christian Nationalists don't listen to us. They're sending us death threats, and we can barely afford insurance on the building.
I once pulled a friend’s phone away from her when I was shitfaced and, very nicely and with helpful detail, told exactly him how I would ensure that his body was never found if he fucked with her.
I regret NOTHING.
I regret NOTHING.
annual reminder that Tom Hearts Tanks is a sexual predator.
October 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I once pulled a friend’s phone away from her when I was shitfaced and, very nicely and with helpful detail, told exactly him how I would ensure that his body was never found if he fucked with her.
I regret NOTHING.
I regret NOTHING.
The line “I’ve pinched my skin in between my two fingers/and wished I could cut some parts off with some scissors” fuckin WRECKED me the first time I heard it.
Halsey writes nothing but bangers, and “Nightmare” is delicious.
October 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
The line “I’ve pinched my skin in between my two fingers/and wished I could cut some parts off with some scissors” fuckin WRECKED me the first time I heard it.
Trying to pay attention to people at this event, but JR is looking fine as fuck and now
Pam Cheryl
Alt: Pam Cheryl - I swear to god you could drown a toddler in my panties right now
static.klipy.com
October 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Trying to pay attention to people at this event, but JR is looking fine as fuck and now
It's not that I believe in astrology at all - it's just that someone will say "oh, obviously because her Venus is in Aries" and I desperately want to know what the fuck that means to them.
October 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
It's not that I believe in astrology at all - it's just that someone will say "oh, obviously because her Venus is in Aries" and I desperately want to know what the fuck that means to them.
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never the wrong time for this classic
October 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
never the wrong time for this classic
I’m so fucking mad that I understood this reference.
Gotta get two people on the same keyboard for that shiii
October 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I’m so fucking mad that I understood this reference.
Sitting in a fancy restaurant with crotchless tights that say Brat on the ass and I’m STILL classier than the New Money fucks next to us.
JR: “put something about them being loud and tasteless.”
Me: “I said New Money, didn’t I?”
JR: “put something about them being loud and tasteless.”
Me: “I said New Money, didn’t I?”
October 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Sitting in a fancy restaurant with crotchless tights that say Brat on the ass and I’m STILL classier than the New Money fucks next to us.
JR: “put something about them being loud and tasteless.”
Me: “I said New Money, didn’t I?”
JR: “put something about them being loud and tasteless.”
Me: “I said New Money, didn’t I?”
Fix me, 300k slow burn enemies-to-lovers fic. You’re my only hope.
October 4, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Fix me, 300k slow burn enemies-to-lovers fic. You’re my only hope.
Announcer: “that’s the beauty of having a tight end that can flex out.”
JR, without looking up from scrolling BlueSky: “#prolapse”
JR, without looking up from scrolling BlueSky: “#prolapse”
October 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Announcer: “that’s the beauty of having a tight end that can flex out.”
JR, without looking up from scrolling BlueSky: “#prolapse”
JR, without looking up from scrolling BlueSky: “#prolapse”
Well now I’ve got ideas for next year! More National songs!
Eternally grateful for the opportunity to continue doing something so ridiculous.
October 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Well now I’ve got ideas for next year! More National songs!
Dude just went from 90s country to Tom Petty to Ed Sheeran. And one of his strings is WILDLY out of tune.
October 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Dude just went from 90s country to Tom Petty to Ed Sheeran. And one of his strings is WILDLY out of tune.
Weird to realise that I, a born and raised Yankees fan, own a Red Sox hat (which I did not pay for) and a Cubs hat, but own zero Yankees merch.
October 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Weird to realise that I, a born and raised Yankees fan, own a Red Sox hat (which I did not pay for) and a Cubs hat, but own zero Yankees merch.
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Also curious about the definition of “physical labor” because I make things with my actual literal hands and there is a HIGH rate of physical burnout in my industry but I’m going to guess artists are not allowed to be blue collar under anyone’s bills, left or right lol
Why are issues like retirement age and the physical toll these jobs can take on the body so rarely mentioned?
stevens.house.gov/media/press-...
stevens.house.gov/media/press-...
Rep. Haley Stevens Announces Bill to Lower Social Security Age for Americans Who Work With Their Hands
Washington, DC — Today, Michigan Congresswoman Haley Stevens (MI-11) announced the Blue Collar Social Security Fairness Act, a bill to allow Americans who work in physically demanding jobs to collect ...
stevens.house.gov
October 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Also curious about the definition of “physical labor” because I make things with my actual literal hands and there is a HIGH rate of physical burnout in my industry but I’m going to guess artists are not allowed to be blue collar under anyone’s bills, left or right lol
I’m sorry, but “your ball handling has been spectacular” is not something that people should be saying on TV at 10am on a Saturday. That’s late night shit.
October 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I’m sorry, but “your ball handling has been spectacular” is not something that people should be saying on TV at 10am on a Saturday. That’s late night shit.
Walking into our friend’s house like
October 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Walking into our friend’s house like