BlueMonkeyBoy
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Lefty Dem. The chubby kid in high school who lost weight and became a male stripper. Now just a quirky, funny guy with a sarcastic edge living with a chronic autoimmune, neuromuscular disease. Musicals, movies, books, Joe Jackson, Bette Midler
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"House Republicans will continue to hold Hunter Biden’s feet to the fire until we have his testimony...no one – not even the president’s son – is above the law.” - Tom Emmer, 1.17.24
"Don Jr is a private citizen and businessman so this unwarranted attack will go nowhere," Tom Emmer, 9.23.26
"Don Jr is a private citizen and businessman so this unwarranted attack will go nowhere," Tom Emmer, 9.23.26
September 24, 2026 at 12:53 PM
"House Republicans will continue to hold Hunter Biden’s feet to the fire until we have his testimony...no one – not even the president’s son – is above the law.” - Tom Emmer, 1.17.24
"Don Jr is a private citizen and businessman so this unwarranted attack will go nowhere," Tom Emmer, 9.23.26
"Don Jr is a private citizen and businessman so this unwarranted attack will go nowhere," Tom Emmer, 9.23.26
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The Boot doesn’t care that you cheered when it was kicking somebody else.
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The Boot Doesn’t Care Who Licked It: The Milo Yiannopoulos Story
Congratulations, Jr. Fascist: You’re “The Other” Now
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September 23, 2026 at 1:15 PM
The Boot doesn’t care that you cheered when it was kicking somebody else.
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Psycho Dad Joke:
Why did the three-legged dog go into the Wild West bar?
He was looking for the man that shot his paw.
When he found him he tore his throat out....
Why did the three-legged dog go into the Wild West bar?
He was looking for the man that shot his paw.
When he found him he tore his throat out....
September 11, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Psycho Dad Joke:
Why did the three-legged dog go into the Wild West bar?
He was looking for the man that shot his paw.
When he found him he tore his throat out....
Why did the three-legged dog go into the Wild West bar?
He was looking for the man that shot his paw.
When he found him he tore his throat out....
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Natalie Harp is a grown-ass woman with a senior government job. We can discuss her without calling for the smelling salts.
August 20, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Natalie Harp is a grown-ass woman with a senior government job. We can discuss her without calling for the smelling salts.
supposedly she slept in a locker room at the golf course to be near trumplethinskin...
which begs the question
what was par for that hole?
www.msn.com/en-us/entert...
which begs the question
what was par for that hole?
www.msn.com/en-us/entert...
MSN
www.msn.com
August 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
supposedly she slept in a locker room at the golf course to be near trumplethinskin...
which begs the question
what was par for that hole?
www.msn.com/en-us/entert...
which begs the question
what was par for that hole?
www.msn.com/en-us/entert...
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I'm going to KEEP talking about how Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress, DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security.
Will you join me?🤚
Will you join me?🤚
August 13, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I'm going to KEEP talking about how Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress, DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security.
Will you join me?🤚
Will you join me?🤚
rand paul is the shit-stain on the chenille bedspread of life
July 29, 2026 at 1:45 PM
rand paul is the shit-stain on the chenille bedspread of life
this is from a year ago, but it holds true yet today
July 24, 2026 at 11:09 AM
this is from a year ago, but it holds true yet today
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The White House posted on Facebook claiming that 198 Democrats voted against banning members of Congress from trading stocks while in office. What they don’t tell you is that House Republicans attached the SAVE Act to the bill.
July 23, 2026 at 12:32 AM
The White House posted on Facebook claiming that 198 Democrats voted against banning members of Congress from trading stocks while in office. What they don’t tell you is that House Republicans attached the SAVE Act to the bill.
posthumous excerpt from lindsey grahams diary
Dear Diary
Imagine my disappointment when I found out what pool-noodles really were
Dear Diary
Imagine my disappointment when I found out what pool-noodles really were
July 23, 2026 at 12:49 PM
posthumous excerpt from lindsey grahams diary
Dear Diary
Imagine my disappointment when I found out what pool-noodles really were
Dear Diary
Imagine my disappointment when I found out what pool-noodles really were
many people are saying that lindsey graham's death was caused by putin sending him a poisoned choir boy
July 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
many people are saying that lindsey graham's death was caused by putin sending him a poisoned choir boy
if we learn anything from the sudden and unexpected death of lindsey graham, it is this....
never never never hook your vibrator up to your car battery
never never never hook your vibrator up to your car battery
July 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
if we learn anything from the sudden and unexpected death of lindsey graham, it is this....
never never never hook your vibrator up to your car battery
never never never hook your vibrator up to your car battery
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As a former professional athlete, this is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. Your kid has a less than 1% chance of getting an athletic college scholarship. You’re better off putting the money into a 529 plan.
Gluesenkamp Perez: "At town halls, what I saw was the people who were the most upset had spent the last 12 years driving their girls to sports practice & they view their best shot of their student going to college as an athletic scholarship. So when we rush to moralize we miss some of the nuance."
July 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
As a former professional athlete, this is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. Your kid has a less than 1% chance of getting an athletic college scholarship. You’re better off putting the money into a 529 plan.
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