BlueMonkeyBoy
@bluemonkeyboy.bsky.social
Lefty Dem. The chubby kid in high school who lost weight and became a male stripper. Now just a quirky, funny guy with a sarcastic edge living with a chronic autoimmune, neuromuscular disease. Musicals, movies, books, Joe Jackson, Bette Midler
or starring in "Encino Man 2: Electric Boogaloo"
October 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
or starring in "Encino Man 2: Electric Boogaloo"
he looks like he smells of the frying vat oil he has to strain and refill every night before he leaves by the rear door of the corn dog stand and heads to Hooters....
October 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
he looks like he smells of the frying vat oil he has to strain and refill every night before he leaves by the rear door of the corn dog stand and heads to Hooters....
like a 102-year-old that has hit a rough patch
October 2, 2026 at 12:17 PM
like a 102-year-old that has hit a rough patch
"buffoon" would be an upgrade
October 2, 2026 at 11:59 AM
"buffoon" would be an upgrade
Barney Song : The Hokey Pokey (Hi, Neighbor !)
YouTube video by BarneySongs
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October 2, 2026 at 11:06 AM
kevin's middle name should rightfully be "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh duuuuuuuuuuuuhhh duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhwayne"
October 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
kevin's middle name should rightfully be "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh duuuuuuuuuuuuhhh duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhwayne"
pratt
really living up to that last name, innit he?
really living up to that last name, innit he?
October 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
pratt
really living up to that last name, innit he?
really living up to that last name, innit he?
I thought Arctic Frost was the code name for melania?
I mean, why else does the furnace kick on every time she enters a room?
I mean, why else does the furnace kick on every time she enters a room?
October 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I thought Arctic Frost was the code name for melania?
I mean, why else does the furnace kick on every time she enters a room?
I mean, why else does the furnace kick on every time she enters a room?
marsha's been huffing the Aqua Net again...
October 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
marsha's been huffing the Aqua Net again...
I think the only men checking out trump are these dudes....
October 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I think the only men checking out trump are these dudes....
me too
praying for a brain exploding is still praying, right?
praying for a brain exploding is still praying, right?
October 1, 2026 at 12:14 PM
me too
praying for a brain exploding is still praying, right?
praying for a brain exploding is still praying, right?
"DOGE Membership"
aka
"The Teeny-Weeny Peeny Patrol"
aka
"The Teeny-Weeny Peeny Patrol"
October 1, 2026 at 12:13 PM
"DOGE Membership"
aka
"The Teeny-Weeny Peeny Patrol"
aka
"The Teeny-Weeny Peeny Patrol"
there's a difference between cheap and downright tasteless / tacky.
October 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
there's a difference between cheap and downright tasteless / tacky.
is it just me
or
do prostitutes in Fellini movies have a better concept of how to wear make-up?
or
do prostitutes in Fellini movies have a better concept of how to wear make-up?
September 29, 2026 at 5:25 PM
is it just me
or
do prostitutes in Fellini movies have a better concept of how to wear make-up?
or
do prostitutes in Fellini movies have a better concept of how to wear make-up?
he'd probably just write "quiet, piggy" 500 times and call it a day
September 29, 2026 at 3:02 PM
he'd probably just write "quiet, piggy" 500 times and call it a day
while the teacher spends those two hours behind the gym, chain-smoking Pall Malls and sending white-supremacist texts
September 29, 2026 at 2:42 PM
while the teacher spends those two hours behind the gym, chain-smoking Pall Malls and sending white-supremacist texts
will he be using his Artful Dodger "'Cor Blimey Guv, it's a fair cop..." voice?
September 29, 2026 at 2:38 PM
will he be using his Artful Dodger "'Cor Blimey Guv, it's a fair cop..." voice?
midwest saying:
If I had a rat's ass, I still wouldn't give it.
If I had a rat's ass, I still wouldn't give it.
September 29, 2026 at 1:25 PM
midwest saying:
If I had a rat's ass, I still wouldn't give it.
If I had a rat's ass, I still wouldn't give it.
she doesn't really want to talk politics, unless there's a hefty cash payment delivered by cabana boys in Speedos before each appearance
September 29, 2026 at 1:24 PM
she doesn't really want to talk politics, unless there's a hefty cash payment delivered by cabana boys in Speedos before each appearance
he looks like he scrounges for food from a dumpster behind a Piggly Wiggly, but sure....
September 29, 2026 at 1:21 PM
he looks like he scrounges for food from a dumpster behind a Piggly Wiggly, but sure....
well, I'm sure THAT will make grocery and gasoline prices go down....
September 29, 2026 at 12:09 PM
well, I'm sure THAT will make grocery and gasoline prices go down....
cryptkeeper really rockin' that blonde wig
September 29, 2026 at 2:32 AM
cryptkeeper really rockin' that blonde wig