Bubba Harrison
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Holy saturated fat, Batman! Happy Batman Day!
Art by David Finch. (DC Comics)
Art by David Finch. (DC Comics)
September 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Holy saturated fat, Batman! Happy Batman Day!
Art by David Finch. (DC Comics)
Art by David Finch. (DC Comics)
I'll give JD Vance credit: he genuinely seemed to empathize with Americans exhausted by 25 years of Middle East entanglements. He just forgot to mention this was also the plan for year 26.
Vice President JD Vance: "I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents"
September 18, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I'll give JD Vance credit: he genuinely seemed to empathize with Americans exhausted by 25 years of Middle East entanglements. He just forgot to mention this was also the plan for year 26.
During WWII, Europeans shipped gold to the more stable United States to keep it safely beyond the reach of fascist leaders and their unhinged supporters. Now, for some strange, utterly unknowable reason, Europeans are anxiously moving their gold OUT of the US.
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Why are European banks moving gold out of United States?
The Netherlands and France have moved their gold out of US vaults. Part of the reason is fears about the reliability of the US, but equally important is the need to keep gold closer to home in the eve...
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September 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
During WWII, Europeans shipped gold to the more stable United States to keep it safely beyond the reach of fascist leaders and their unhinged supporters. Now, for some strange, utterly unknowable reason, Europeans are anxiously moving their gold OUT of the US.
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There’s no evidence Trump participated in the recovery effort, but in fairness, there’s considerable evidence that Trump participated in telling people he participated in the recovery effort.
Recounting his response after the 9/11 attack, President Donald Trump said he brought workers to the site and was carried off by firefighters during an evacuation. We looked into the facts behind Trump’s stories.
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Fact-checking Trump’s recounting of his 9/11 response
Recounting his response after the 9/11 attack, President Donald Trump said he brought workers to the site and was carried off by firefighters during an evacuation. We looked into the facts behind…
politifact.com
September 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
There’s no evidence Trump participated in the recovery effort, but in fairness, there’s considerable evidence that Trump participated in telling people he participated in the recovery effort.
I'm overdrawn at the Facebook memory bank.
September 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I'm overdrawn at the Facebook memory bank.
Everyone deserves a mental health day.
September 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Everyone deserves a mental health day.
I missed International Read Comics in Public Day, so my public comic reading today is technically an unauthorized exhibition.
September 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I missed International Read Comics in Public Day, so my public comic reading today is technically an unauthorized exhibition.
“Nuggets are back!”
Yay! Are the FDA inspectors back?
No? Then maybe don't tell me what's in the nugget.
Yay! Are the FDA inspectors back?
No? Then maybe don't tell me what's in the nugget.
September 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
“Nuggets are back!”
Yay! Are the FDA inspectors back?
No? Then maybe don't tell me what's in the nugget.
Yay! Are the FDA inspectors back?
No? Then maybe don't tell me what's in the nugget.
I can't even remember where I left my car keys.
September 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I can't even remember where I left my car keys.
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
Those who control the past can save everyone the trouble of remembering.
Those who control the past can save everyone the trouble of remembering.
Abraham Lincoln: It's History, Yo!
ALT: Abraham Lincoln: It's History, Yo!
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September 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
Those who control the past can save everyone the trouble of remembering.
Those who control the past can save everyone the trouble of remembering.
Why stop at gerrymandering when you can upgrade to full authoritarianism in 1-3 easy steps?
August 31, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Why stop at gerrymandering when you can upgrade to full authoritarianism in 1-3 easy steps?
WHAT SCIENCE SAYS IS THREATENING YOU:
Air pollution. Climate change. Cancer. Disease. Lack of healthcare. Malnutrition. Pandemics.
WHAT TRUMP SAYS IS THREATENING YOU:
Communism. Immigrants. Democrats. Voter fraud. Iran. Cuba. Canada. Obama. And possibly the bottle of Tylenol in your bathroom.
Air pollution. Climate change. Cancer. Disease. Lack of healthcare. Malnutrition. Pandemics.
WHAT TRUMP SAYS IS THREATENING YOU:
Communism. Immigrants. Democrats. Voter fraud. Iran. Cuba. Canada. Obama. And possibly the bottle of Tylenol in your bathroom.
August 27, 2026 at 6:07 PM
WHAT SCIENCE SAYS IS THREATENING YOU:
Air pollution. Climate change. Cancer. Disease. Lack of healthcare. Malnutrition. Pandemics.
WHAT TRUMP SAYS IS THREATENING YOU:
Communism. Immigrants. Democrats. Voter fraud. Iran. Cuba. Canada. Obama. And possibly the bottle of Tylenol in your bathroom.
Air pollution. Climate change. Cancer. Disease. Lack of healthcare. Malnutrition. Pandemics.
WHAT TRUMP SAYS IS THREATENING YOU:
Communism. Immigrants. Democrats. Voter fraud. Iran. Cuba. Canada. Obama. And possibly the bottle of Tylenol in your bathroom.
Freud said anatomy is destiny. Marx said class is destiny. Darwin said heredity matters. Eventually everyone discovered the convenience of combining all three and blaming their parents.
Joel McHale's Bad Parenting Moment
ALT: Joel McHale's Bad Parenting Moment
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August 26, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Freud said anatomy is destiny. Marx said class is destiny. Darwin said heredity matters. Eventually everyone discovered the convenience of combining all three and blaming their parents.
Democrats and Republicans aren't significantly different in intelligence. But convincing each group that the other consists entirely of morons is a multibillion-dollar industry with excellent quarterly earnings.
August 24, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Democrats and Republicans aren't significantly different in intelligence. But convincing each group that the other consists entirely of morons is a multibillion-dollar industry with excellent quarterly earnings.
Global warming is now so advanced that Europe’s rivers are coughing up prehistoric elephants and fascism. Americans were less surprised. We dug those up in 2016 and for reasons no sane archaeologist could explain, decided to put them back in charge in 2024.
www.economist.com/europe/2026/...
www.economist.com/europe/2026/...
Europe’s dry rivers are exposing mammoths and Nazi warships
Record heat and drought are crippling
www.economist.com
August 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Global warming is now so advanced that Europe’s rivers are coughing up prehistoric elephants and fascism. Americans were less surprised. We dug those up in 2016 and for reasons no sane archaeologist could explain, decided to put them back in charge in 2024.
www.economist.com/europe/2026/...
www.economist.com/europe/2026/...
I never make the same mistake twice, unless it has something to do with diet, mental health, or relationships.
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August 13, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I never make the same mistake twice, unless it has something to do with diet, mental health, or relationships.
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Americans begin thanking troops for future service
Retail workers say they’re just trying to get ahead of the next Middle East deployment
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August 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Attention patriots! Missiles are America’s first truly renewable resource, provided you define “renewable” as Congress will buy more. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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August 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Attention patriots! Missiles are America’s first truly renewable resource, provided you define “renewable” as Congress will buy more. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. The rumors that I spent the summer doing nothing are...pretty much accurate.
July 28, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. The rumors that I spent the summer doing nothing are...pretty much accurate.
When a hospital hires five new billing specialists to fight with five new insurance claims adjusters, ten "healthcare jobs" are created. But zero health is produced.
Wisconsin no longer has more manufacturing jobs than healthcare jobs.
Wisconsin jobs shift: Healthcare employment passes manufacturing, report says
Wisconsin is joining a growing list of states where health care and social assistance professions have surpassed manufacturing.
fox11online.com
July 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
When a hospital hires five new billing specialists to fight with five new insurance claims adjusters, ten "healthcare jobs" are created. But zero health is produced.
Reposted by Bubba Harrison
Lindsey Graham has seen the shadow of the valley of death so the Iran War will continue for another six weeks, minimum.
July 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Lindsey Graham has seen the shadow of the valley of death so the Iran War will continue for another six weeks, minimum.
"Shoot Now Pay Later” is basically America’s national motto, except under Trump there will be less paperwork.
July 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
"Shoot Now Pay Later” is basically America’s national motto, except under Trump there will be less paperwork.
Gorgeous view of the sunset this evening behind the Wicker Man at the Great American State Fair. 🇺🇸
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July 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Gorgeous view of the sunset this evening behind the Wicker Man at the Great American State Fair. 🇺🇸
Only 3% of women surveyed want a male robot, which means even in the future, men will be losing potential jobs to appliances. #MansplainingDroid #ReleaseTheFembots
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Women do not want male robots
Men are seven times more likely (20%) than the women (just 3%) to want a male robot, according to new data from the Ipsos Consumer Tracker.
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June 28, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Only 3% of women surveyed want a male robot, which means even in the future, men will be losing potential jobs to appliances. #MansplainingDroid #ReleaseTheFembots
www.ipsos.com/en-us/women-...
www.ipsos.com/en-us/women-...
After a few minutes of combat, they'd recognize each other as honorable warriors and redirect their violence toward the sleazy promoter in a Panama suit and his security team.
Who would win in a fight? Jason Statham or Jean-Claude Van Damme?
I argued Statham, Trevor Noah argued JCVD. It got heated. Leave your opinions in the replies!
Full show: www.youtube.com/watch?v=59bM...
I argued Statham, Trevor Noah argued JCVD. It got heated. Leave your opinions in the replies!
Full show: www.youtube.com/watch?v=59bM...
June 20, 2026 at 4:40 PM
After a few minutes of combat, they'd recognize each other as honorable warriors and redirect their violence toward the sleazy promoter in a Panama suit and his security team.