Bob Lapham (He/Him)
@boblapham.bsky.social
Recently retired. Finding my way in disc golf and seeing the world. Husband, Father, Ally, Hab fan.
So let me get this straight. #DonnieTwoScoops is offering me $5000 if Rs keep control of Congress.
Sort of a Win-Win for me since he didn't condition it on my voting R. Still, I'd rather have a functioning government than another promise of money that won't materialize.
#VoteBlue
Sort of a Win-Win for me since he didn't condition it on my voting R. Still, I'd rather have a functioning government than another promise of money that won't materialize.
#VoteBlue
September 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
So let me get this straight. #DonnieTwoScoops is offering me $5000 if Rs keep control of Congress.
Sort of a Win-Win for me since he didn't condition it on my voting R. Still, I'd rather have a functioning government than another promise of money that won't materialize.
#VoteBlue
Sort of a Win-Win for me since he didn't condition it on my voting R. Still, I'd rather have a functioning government than another promise of money that won't materialize.
#VoteBlue
Is there going to be anywhere that we can sign up to help yank all that tacky fake gold shit of the wall in the Oval Office when the #OrangeMenace gets booted out?
I'm also willing to help return the Rose Garden to a ride garden.
I'm also willing to help return the Rose Garden to a ride garden.
August 17, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Is there going to be anywhere that we can sign up to help yank all that tacky fake gold shit of the wall in the Oval Office when the #OrangeMenace gets booted out?
I'm also willing to help return the Rose Garden to a ride garden.
I'm also willing to help return the Rose Garden to a ride garden.
July 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Oh joy! The Orange Menace is attending a State Dinner at Versailles.
Now he's going to want a Hall of Mirrors for the stupid Ballroom.
#TrumpSucks
#Cheeto
Now he's going to want a Hall of Mirrors for the stupid Ballroom.
#TrumpSucks
#Cheeto
June 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Oh joy! The Orange Menace is attending a State Dinner at Versailles.
Now he's going to want a Hall of Mirrors for the stupid Ballroom.
#TrumpSucks
#Cheeto
Now he's going to want a Hall of Mirrors for the stupid Ballroom.
#TrumpSucks
#Cheeto
Last night was just about a mirror of the game before. One team had 3 goals out of their first 4 shots. They lead 3-2 after the first. Are losing 5-3 after the second. Give up another in the third. Pull the goalie with 6 minutes left.
#gohabsgo #sabrehood
#gohabsgo #sabrehood
May 17, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Last night was just about a mirror of the game before. One team had 3 goals out of their first 4 shots. They lead 3-2 after the first. Are losing 5-3 after the second. Give up another in the third. Pull the goalie with 6 minutes left.
#gohabsgo #sabrehood
#gohabsgo #sabrehood
Kegsbreath giving an Iran update and I'm here wondering how he was ever on a TV "news" channel.
Also, ships are "joining the congo line to Texas"? @atrupar.com I hope you snipped that one.
Also, ships are "joining the congo line to Texas"? @atrupar.com I hope you snipped that one.
April 24, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Kegsbreath giving an Iran update and I'm here wondering how he was ever on a TV "news" channel.
Also, ships are "joining the congo line to Texas"? @atrupar.com I hope you snipped that one.
Also, ships are "joining the congo line to Texas"? @atrupar.com I hope you snipped that one.
I ordered an Olympic Slafkovsky hoodie from Slovakia. It's now waiting to ship as Slovak Postal had suspended shipments to the US due to the war in Iran.
I thanked them and said, "I'm sorry our president is an idiot."
#GoHabsGo
#TrumpIsAnIdiot
I thanked them and said, "I'm sorry our president is an idiot."
#GoHabsGo
#TrumpIsAnIdiot
March 20, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I ordered an Olympic Slafkovsky hoodie from Slovakia. It's now waiting to ship as Slovak Postal had suspended shipments to the US due to the war in Iran.
I thanked them and said, "I'm sorry our president is an idiot."
#GoHabsGo
#TrumpIsAnIdiot
I thanked them and said, "I'm sorry our president is an idiot."
#GoHabsGo
#TrumpIsAnIdiot
What a terrible power play the US had. Perhaps they could have used Jason Robertson and Cole Caufield up front.
February 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
What a terrible power play the US had. Perhaps they could have used Jason Robertson and Cole Caufield up front.
Big freaking kill!
February 22, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Big freaking kill!
Better constructed and likely more useful than Trump's wall.
February 17, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Better constructed and likely more useful than Trump's wall.
Michael McCaul just blamed Putin's invasion of Ukraine on Pres. Biden.
"If Biden hadn't let Afghanistan fall ..."
Excuse me? WTAF?
"If Biden hadn't let Afghanistan fall ..."
Excuse me? WTAF?
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Michael McCaul just blamed Putin's invasion of Ukraine on Pres. Biden.
"If Biden hadn't let Afghanistan fall ..."
Excuse me? WTAF?
"If Biden hadn't let Afghanistan fall ..."
Excuse me? WTAF?
𝐇𝐚𝐛𝐬/𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.
At 2-0 Montreal, MacDermid asked Xhekaj to fight. Arber pointed up at the scoreboard and kept on skating. Even though the Canadiens would give up that lead, that was an excellent decision.
At 2-0 Montreal, MacDermid asked Xhekaj to fight. Arber pointed up at the scoreboard and kept on skating. Even though the Canadiens would give up that lead, that was an excellent decision.
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
𝐇𝐚𝐛𝐬/𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.
At 2-0 Montreal, MacDermid asked Xhekaj to fight. Arber pointed up at the scoreboard and kept on skating. Even though the Canadiens would give up that lead, that was an excellent decision.
At 2-0 Montreal, MacDermid asked Xhekaj to fight. Arber pointed up at the scoreboard and kept on skating. Even though the Canadiens would give up that lead, that was an excellent decision.
We joke that these house buying shows have ppl like "I'm a part time butterfly catcher and my husband crafts dolls from bottle caps. Our budget is $2 million."
This one has a wife who wants a house to match a bird house she has and he wants trees for slacklining ... which he has never done. Crazy!
This one has a wife who wants a house to match a bird house she has and he wants trees for slacklining ... which he has never done. Crazy!
October 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We joke that these house buying shows have ppl like "I'm a part time butterfly catcher and my husband crafts dolls from bottle caps. Our budget is $2 million."
This one has a wife who wants a house to match a bird house she has and he wants trees for slacklining ... which he has never done. Crazy!
This one has a wife who wants a house to match a bird house she has and he wants trees for slacklining ... which he has never done. Crazy!
I thought I'd go all edgy chef for breakfast this morning and make a deconstructed chicken and tomato casserole.
However, I was told that it was called scrambled eggs with ketchup and toast.
However, I was told that it was called scrambled eggs with ketchup and toast.
October 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I thought I'd go all edgy chef for breakfast this morning and make a deconstructed chicken and tomato casserole.
However, I was told that it was called scrambled eggs with ketchup and toast.
However, I was told that it was called scrambled eggs with ketchup and toast.
Can we please return to "Back to School Season" instead of "Back to School Shooting Season".
I'm ill again over this. It's NEVER too soon to talk about.
I'm ill again over this. It's NEVER too soon to talk about.
August 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Can we please return to "Back to School Season" instead of "Back to School Shooting Season".
I'm ill again over this. It's NEVER too soon to talk about.
I'm ill again over this. It's NEVER too soon to talk about.
After today, it's not the most important thing, just one more in the stack of things, but ...
Dear Grifting POS:
That white building belongs to the people and a not insignificant number of us do not want you renting it out for a UFC fight. Fuck off.
Dear Grifting POS:
That white building belongs to the people and a not insignificant number of us do not want you renting it out for a UFC fight. Fuck off.
July 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
After today, it's not the most important thing, just one more in the stack of things, but ...
Dear Grifting POS:
That white building belongs to the people and a not insignificant number of us do not want you renting it out for a UFC fight. Fuck off.
Dear Grifting POS:
That white building belongs to the people and a not insignificant number of us do not want you renting it out for a UFC fight. Fuck off.
How fucking ridiculous.
Trump just said he got a call "from Congress" last night that there was a problem. "We have too much money pouring in. We don't know what to do."
Does he really think we're all that stupid?
#DonnyTwoDolls
#NoKings
Trump just said he got a call "from Congress" last night that there was a problem. "We have too much money pouring in. We don't know what to do."
Does he really think we're all that stupid?
#DonnyTwoDolls
#NoKings
June 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
How fucking ridiculous.
Trump just said he got a call "from Congress" last night that there was a problem. "We have too much money pouring in. We don't know what to do."
Does he really think we're all that stupid?
#DonnyTwoDolls
#NoKings
Trump just said he got a call "from Congress" last night that there was a problem. "We have too much money pouring in. We don't know what to do."
Does he really think we're all that stupid?
#DonnyTwoDolls
#NoKings
What is Stuart Skinner doing in net? I would have thought that after the last game, Cavin Pickard would have been given the start.
Guess that's why I'm not an NHL coach ... along with numerous other reasons.
#StanleyCupFinal
#StanleyCup
#LetsGoOilers
#GoCatsGo
Guess that's why I'm not an NHL coach ... along with numerous other reasons.
#StanleyCupFinal
#StanleyCup
#LetsGoOilers
#GoCatsGo
June 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
What is Stuart Skinner doing in net? I would have thought that after the last game, Cavin Pickard would have been given the start.
Guess that's why I'm not an NHL coach ... along with numerous other reasons.
#StanleyCupFinal
#StanleyCup
#LetsGoOilers
#GoCatsGo
Guess that's why I'm not an NHL coach ... along with numerous other reasons.
#StanleyCupFinal
#StanleyCup
#LetsGoOilers
#GoCatsGo
I hope that two complete dud games from the #Oilers can help to put to rest the idea that Gary #Bettman is the reason no Canadian team has won #TheStanleyCup since 1993.
#NHL #NHLPlayoffs
#NHL #NHLPlayoffs
June 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I hope that two complete dud games from the #Oilers can help to put to rest the idea that Gary #Bettman is the reason no Canadian team has won #TheStanleyCup since 1993.
#NHL #NHLPlayoffs
#NHL #NHLPlayoffs
Saw my first MAGA in the Wild today.
By that, I mean a true cultist.
Hotel breakfast. Guy shows up in a Dolphins football jersey with "TRUMP" for the name and 47 for the number.
With my blue hair, he obviously took me as a liberal, but I didn't bite on his baiting. Ate and left.
By that, I mean a true cultist.
Hotel breakfast. Guy shows up in a Dolphins football jersey with "TRUMP" for the name and 47 for the number.
With my blue hair, he obviously took me as a liberal, but I didn't bite on his baiting. Ate and left.
June 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Saw my first MAGA in the Wild today.
By that, I mean a true cultist.
Hotel breakfast. Guy shows up in a Dolphins football jersey with "TRUMP" for the name and 47 for the number.
With my blue hair, he obviously took me as a liberal, but I didn't bite on his baiting. Ate and left.
By that, I mean a true cultist.
Hotel breakfast. Guy shows up in a Dolphins football jersey with "TRUMP" for the name and 47 for the number.
With my blue hair, he obviously took me as a liberal, but I didn't bite on his baiting. Ate and left.