#DonnieTwoScoops' new press team. Notice a pattern?
January 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
#DonnieTwoScoops' new press team. Notice a pattern?
#LiberationDay was a #bloodbath 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#DonnieTwoScoops liberated us... from our money.
Everything trimp touches, dies.
#DonnieTwoScoops liberated us... from our money.
Everything trimp touches, dies.
April 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
#LiberationDay was a #bloodbath 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#DonnieTwoScoops liberated us... from our money.
Everything trimp touches, dies.
#DonnieTwoScoops liberated us... from our money.
Everything trimp touches, dies.
Gotta say, it's decidedly not fun being the only dem in a large family of Southern Baptists.
Getting pretty tired (already) of having ##DonnieTwoScoops shoved in my face.
Getting pretty tired (already) of having ##DonnieTwoScoops shoved in my face.
January 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Gotta say, it's decidedly not fun being the only dem in a large family of Southern Baptists.
Getting pretty tired (already) of having ##DonnieTwoScoops shoved in my face.
Getting pretty tired (already) of having ##DonnieTwoScoops shoved in my face.
👸🏼: “…..My dear, go forth and teach Donnietwoscoops all that you know. Everything. Show him the way, you are the enlightenment he seeks…”
April 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
👸🏼: “…..My dear, go forth and teach Donnietwoscoops all that you know. Everything. Show him the way, you are the enlightenment he seeks…”
Sadly the UK is better than the US and as much as #DonnieTwoScoops may believe it's because they still have a King...It is NOT! It's because one can still suffer the consequences of being a greedy C#NT. Who will be next to fall #NigelFarage or #DonaldTrump? #UK>US
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sadly the UK is better than the US and as much as #DonnieTwoScoops may believe it's because they still have a King...It is NOT! It's because one can still suffer the consequences of being a greedy C#NT. Who will be next to fall #NigelFarage or #DonaldTrump? #UK>US
Lidl regularly do 'american products' days. This year, they are none of my business, none! #trump #DonnieTwoScoops #gobshite.
April 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Lidl regularly do 'american products' days. This year, they are none of my business, none! #trump #DonnieTwoScoops #gobshite.
Dear #PresidentCreep,
both of our presidents are petty little nubbins. I’ve read the New Testament a couple times and I’ll be damned if I can recall a passage that says Thou shalt be a poutraged tiny-shoed loser, #DonnieTwoScoops. Did one of your quisling loafer lickers suggest it?
both of our presidents are petty little nubbins. I’ve read the New Testament a couple times and I’ll be damned if I can recall a passage that says Thou shalt be a poutraged tiny-shoed loser, #DonnieTwoScoops. Did one of your quisling loafer lickers suggest it?
February 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Dear #PresidentCreep,
both of our presidents are petty little nubbins. I’ve read the New Testament a couple times and I’ll be damned if I can recall a passage that says Thou shalt be a poutraged tiny-shoed loser, #DonnieTwoScoops. Did one of your quisling loafer lickers suggest it?
both of our presidents are petty little nubbins. I’ve read the New Testament a couple times and I’ll be damned if I can recall a passage that says Thou shalt be a poutraged tiny-shoed loser, #DonnieTwoScoops. Did one of your quisling loafer lickers suggest it?
I know it's both late and small potatoes but worth saying:
No, you illiterate jackass.
You cannot "decimate" an individual bridge.
Stop pretending to know what shit means.
We all know you don't, and that your daddy bought your sheepskins.
#WorstWords #DonnieTwoScoops
No, you illiterate jackass.
You cannot "decimate" an individual bridge.
Stop pretending to know what shit means.
We all know you don't, and that your daddy bought your sheepskins.
#WorstWords #DonnieTwoScoops
April 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I know it's both late and small potatoes but worth saying:
No, you illiterate jackass.
You cannot "decimate" an individual bridge.
Stop pretending to know what shit means.
We all know you don't, and that your daddy bought your sheepskins.
#WorstWords #DonnieTwoScoops
No, you illiterate jackass.
You cannot "decimate" an individual bridge.
Stop pretending to know what shit means.
We all know you don't, and that your daddy bought your sheepskins.
#WorstWords #DonnieTwoScoops
#DonnieTwoScoops gets more ice cream than everyone else!
Trump gets 2 scoops of ice cream, everyone else gets 1 | CNN Politics share.google/zCwSRgQYtISB...
Trump gets 2 scoops of ice cream, everyone else gets 1 | CNN Politics share.google/zCwSRgQYtISB...
Trump gets 2 scoops of ice cream, everyone else gets 1 | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump is living every child’s dream: More ice cream.
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July 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
#DonnieTwoScoops gets more ice cream than everyone else!
Trump gets 2 scoops of ice cream, everyone else gets 1 | CNN Politics share.google/zCwSRgQYtISB...
Trump gets 2 scoops of ice cream, everyone else gets 1 | CNN Politics share.google/zCwSRgQYtISB...
So let me get this straight. #DonnieTwoScoops is offering me $5000 if Rs keep control of Congress.
Sort of a Win-Win for me since he didn't condition it on my voting R. Still, I'd rather have a functioning government than another promise of money that won't materialize.
#VoteBlue
Sort of a Win-Win for me since he didn't condition it on my voting R. Still, I'd rather have a functioning government than another promise of money that won't materialize.
#VoteBlue
September 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
So let me get this straight. #DonnieTwoScoops is offering me $5000 if Rs keep control of Congress.
Sort of a Win-Win for me since he didn't condition it on my voting R. Still, I'd rather have a functioning government than another promise of money that won't materialize.
#VoteBlue
Sort of a Win-Win for me since he didn't condition it on my voting R. Still, I'd rather have a functioning government than another promise of money that won't materialize.
#VoteBlue
Will the people forced to use food banks be eating #soybeans now? Trump can make the farmers whole by buying the crops that China has rejected because of #tarrifs #TastesLikeChicken #LetThemEatTofu #DonnieTwoScoops www.cnn.com/2017/05/11/p...
Trump gets 2 scoops of ice cream, everyone else gets 1 | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump is living every child’s dream: More ice cream.
www.cnn.com
October 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Will the people forced to use food banks be eating #soybeans now? Trump can make the farmers whole by buying the crops that China has rejected because of #tarrifs #TastesLikeChicken #LetThemEatTofu #DonnieTwoScoops www.cnn.com/2017/05/11/p...
KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
This post is the best summary of the current trade clusterfnck, complete with Aussie colloquialisms and creative swearing
#markcarney
#donnietwoscoops
#usacanada
#trade
#tariffs
This post is the best summary of the current trade clusterfnck, complete with Aussie colloquialisms and creative swearing
#markcarney
#donnietwoscoops
#usacanada
#trade
#tariffs
KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
Carney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler
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August 23, 2026 at 6:50 PM
KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
This post is the best summary of the current trade clusterfnck, complete with Aussie colloquialisms and creative swearing
#markcarney
#donnietwoscoops
#usacanada
#trade
#tariffs
This post is the best summary of the current trade clusterfnck, complete with Aussie colloquialisms and creative swearing
#markcarney
#donnietwoscoops
#usacanada
#trade
#tariffs
April 9, 2026 at 6:49 AM
With ice cream he's #DonnieTwoScoops. For Christmas he's #DonnieTwoDolls.
May 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
With ice cream he's #DonnieTwoScoops. For Christmas he's #DonnieTwoDolls.
Isn't it unusual for an 80 yr old man to be so overweight?
People usually get thinner as they age...
He oughta cut back to one scoop
#DonnieTwoScoops
People usually get thinner as they age...
He oughta cut back to one scoop
#DonnieTwoScoops
June 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Isn't it unusual for an 80 yr old man to be so overweight?
People usually get thinner as they age...
He oughta cut back to one scoop
#DonnieTwoScoops
People usually get thinner as they age...
He oughta cut back to one scoop
#DonnieTwoScoops
Chicago is providing another GOAT: congratulations, #PopeLeo.
Please do not wear a Chicago Bulls cap in the USA. #DonnieTwoDolls, aka #DonnieTwoScoops has no sense of humor.
Please do not wear a Chicago Bulls cap in the USA. #DonnieTwoDolls, aka #DonnieTwoScoops has no sense of humor.
May 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Chicago is providing another GOAT: congratulations, #PopeLeo.
Please do not wear a Chicago Bulls cap in the USA. #DonnieTwoDolls, aka #DonnieTwoScoops has no sense of humor.
Please do not wear a Chicago Bulls cap in the USA. #DonnieTwoDolls, aka #DonnieTwoScoops has no sense of humor.