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Andy Jenkins
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Programmer at the bleeding edge. FORTRAN 77 certified.
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Me to my CEO when the cloud is down
[email protected] is mostly right in this thread, but this framing feels a bit off. Horses are great and people experience joy riding them! Hand coding will remain irresistible fun! The highway analogy is apt if you are on a team with AI adopters--refusers are not going to help that team.
People who aren’t using AI to code at this point are delusional or lying, trying to ride a horse down the highway and backing up the traffic instead of asking “what can we do to make cars safer and electric.” They have no ethical high ground
September 7, 2026 at 1:48 PM
September 6, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Chrome: Chrome didn't shut down correctly. Restore pages?
**clicks Restore**
**low rumbling sound**
**lights begin to flicker**
September 4, 2026 at 11:28 AM
This is Dolly filling in for Paddington in the near future
It's disgusting that this unpopular clown is using Dolly Parton's death to ride on her legacy of generosity and popularity. He has to use AI because Dolly Parton was never photographed with Donald Trump in real life. Because he is everything she disliked: selfish, dishonest, mean, and rude.
August 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
When the link puts the post in a whole different light
Wawa debuted its new, limited-edition Phanatic Caramel Curveball Cream Smoothie during an event at the chain’s Penrose Avenue store on Monday.

🔗 www.inquirer.com/crime/police...
August 19, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Seen some bad pitches in #MLS but #CHIvsCLT ...woof
August 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
One thing #floydfest has taught me over the years is that genre in music is a lot like medium in visual arts. You can express all the feelings in rock, country, bluegrass, blues, metal, etc as if they are watercolor or oil or marble or chalk.
July 24, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Magic eraser gonna get a workout getting Trump out of everyone's copy of that Spain team photo
July 19, 2026 at 10:48 PM
They are doing this at every game, every score! Looking for crying kids! It's gotten weird at this point!
World Cup cameramen scanning the crowd for crying English kids:
July 15, 2026 at 9:44 PM
This was the first thing I ever programmed
July 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I do not understand Belgium's early subs in this game and now seems really ill advised in light of Courtois
July 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I try so hard to cultivate summoning the words "so what do you think you'll do about that?" It's very hard to unlearn your own expectation of having an immediate answer for anything your kid throws at you but seeing how they work through challenges themselves is priceless and, after all, is THE JOB
Put differently: Once your kid gets (roughly) two-thirds of the way to 18, a lot of parenting is best done as backwards planning. At that point, you have six years to give them enough responsibility/accountability that they'll be ready to live independent lives + be someone's roommate.
July 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Bosnia AND Herzegovina!? In this economy?!?*

* this has been an official Bluesky skeet for #USMNT
July 1, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Thank God Claude is doing all my work for me this week bc I am watching a lot of world cup
July 1, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Nashville in the summer of 2026 is live music with a singer from the audience in front of a TV screen showing world cup soccer and tornado warnings
June 28, 2026 at 1:12 AM
American airlines making this flight from Charlotte to Nashville seem like a road trip by starting out saying the fuel is low and the lav is broken so I guess we're gonna need to stop at Sheetz along the way
June 25, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Okay yes I'm searching the World Cup a lot but you may be getting presumptuous about my sports tastes, Google
June 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Current kit proving my 1994 theory that #USMNT play best when they look like the discount rack of a Myrtle Beach Wal-Mart
June 19, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Maybe an underappreciated additional harm that monopolistic, enshittified platforms inflict: they give many people the impression that this is the *only possible* version of that type of system.
More broadly, are you aware that there is an entire field of people who are professionals in the practice of understanding how social networks function, and how to design them for social good? That *most* social platforms are healthy — the giant fascist networks are the dangerous exception?
June 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Reposted by Andy Jenkins
More broadly, are you aware that there is an entire field of people who are professionals in the practice of understanding how social networks function, and how to design them for social good? That *most* social platforms are healthy — the giant fascist networks are the dangerous exception?
June 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
This is so funny to me bc I grew up near Philly (West Chester) and even though I can get Tastycakes at the local grocery chain in Charlotte, NC I refuse to b/c my heart says Tastycakes are not authentic unless you buy them at Wawa
June 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I find GIMP hard to use. It's not a diss on GIMP, and I'm pretty good at most normal life skills. It's a very full featured image manipulation program and I use it about once every 3 months. Yes it's mostly clicking on pictures but there are a lot of them and their behavior is not always obvious.
if you find GIMP hard to use you probably shouldn't be allowed to drive a car or shop at a grocery store. it's literally just buttons with pictures on them that do the things the pictures represent. you don't even need to be able to read.
Checked Wikipedia for the program GIMP. Feel like you don’t want this in your Wikipedia article.
June 14, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Landon Donovan has better hair than Alexi Lalas and the US scored 3 goals in a half?!? #USMNT
June 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Self-defense striking the last half of a pint of Ben and Jerry's before my family gets to it
🚨 BREAKING: Shortly after Iran’s Mehr News Agency reported explosions near the strategic port city of Sirik, CENTCOM announced that U.S. forces had begun what it is calling “self-defense” strikes against Iran at Trump’s direction in response to the downing of a U.S. Army Apache helicopter.
June 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Shouting this as my neighbors come to shut down my raccoon petting zoo
NEW: Regulators have linked Mark McAfee’s raw dairy farm to more than a dozen recalls and outbreaks that left hundreds of people ill.

“I’ve put a couple kids in the hospital,” McAfee said. “But here’s the thing: I’m a pioneer.”
He Profits Off Raw Milk That's Making People Sick. The Government Isn't Stopping Him.
With Raw Farm, the largest raw-milk dairy in the country, Mark McAfee has capitalized on a once-fringe product that's been thrust into the mainstream in recent years and backed by Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
www.propublica.org
June 9, 2026 at 12:13 PM