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Brandon Doughan 🍶
@brandondoughan.bsky.social


Master Brewer/Distiller & Co-Founder at Brooklyn Kura #sake
Sunset Park Brooklyn, NY

Bluesky Elder #34,664
This was my immediate first thought. One dude went public & now there’s dozens of other suckers going “What? I thought I was the special one!”
"What’s more likely: that Guilfoyle only ever tried to sell access the one time, and got really unlucky? Or that the usual rules about seeing a roach in your kitchen apply?"

Today's Morning Shots from @eggerdc.bsky.social and @jimswift.bsky.social:
Our Big Fat Greek Bribery Scandal
Kimberly Guilfoyle’s corruption is shocking, damning, and—by now—chump change.
lnk.thebulwark.com
October 8, 2026 at 1:36 PM
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
Exclusive: Spotify has re-upped with star podcaster Joe Rogan, securing licensing rights and ad sales for his show in a multiyear deal.
Joe Rogan Re-Ups Lucrative Spotify Deal
The latest multiyear agreement comes as “The Joe Rogan Experience” remains No. 1 in U.S. listenership.
on.wsj.com
October 8, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I’d be more upset about this if words hadn’t lost all meaning some time ago
Trump to award National Medal of Science to Elon Musk
President Trump will award the National Medal of Science to Elon Musk and other prominent tech executives Thursday, a White House official confirmed to The Hill’s broadcast partner, NewsNation.  Mu…
thehill.com
October 8, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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Margaret Hamilton, the groundbreaking researcher who helped create the field of software engineering and whose code helped land NASA’s Apollo astronauts on the moon, has died. She was 90. https://cnn.it/4jI4LxB
October 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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there's a lot going on right now, but the ability to buy elections in order to stay out of prison is on the ballot whether you realize it or not
In the last 24 hours, Elon added $5,423,645.66. New totals include:

$13,131,789.48 vs @jamestalarico.bsky.social
$6,308,848.86 vs @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social
$5,117,111.82 vs @abdulelsayed.bsky.social
$1,991,872.98 vs @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social
$1,176,301.42 vs @troyjackson207.bsky.social
October 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
An entire shelf in the food cupboard is dog treats
October 7, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Every single time.
October 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
October 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
October 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Currently in a sunk costs fallacy with some hold music
October 5, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
October 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
No cyborgs from the future have shown up to kill Sam Altman yet ergo AI is overhyped
October 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The best pizza in all five boroughs is Crown Square. Detroit style squares out in Rockaway Beach
October 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I wonder if American politics will ever return to the time where elected officials didn’t routinely swear
October 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Damn that’s like 70 Courics
Maine grower sets new North American record with 170-pound zucchini
The zucchini, which she named "Secretariat," weighed in at 170 pounds.
wgme.com
October 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Damn Death Cab tickets so expensive. I rarely want to see something non-electronic but DCFC at Radio City Music Hall… at $200 cheapest tickets tho…
October 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
A rare four generation meme jump
It’s reached the boomers
October 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
“Elon came to me with tears in his eyes. ‘Sir, it’s the biggest hacking virus we’ve ever seen. You have to stop the voting.’”
“The Whitehouse suspended elections in all blue states today due to a ‘Super Intelligence Democrat hacking virus’”
Whatever Trumps “October Suprise”
Is, it’s going to be super fucking stupid & the media will play along.
October 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
“The Whitehouse suspended elections in all blue states today due to a ‘Super Intelligence Democrat hacking virus’”
Whatever Trumps “October Suprise”
Is, it’s going to be super fucking stupid & the media will play along.
October 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Whatever Trumps “October Suprise”
Is, it’s going to be super fucking stupid & the media will play along.
October 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Happy World #Sake Day
October 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Can you take staff hostage as an escape room tactic?
October 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM