Brandon Sweany
@brandonsweany.bsky.social
Timbers Army Hooligan. #rctid. 104 Charlie Company. Thundercats FC Goalkeeper. Union Thug. Cascadia, USA.
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
A USB cable that's so old it doesn't fit anything you currently own. But you never know when you might need it!
A USB cable that's so old it doesn't fit anything you currently own. But you never know when you might need it!
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
A single D cell battery.
A single D cell battery.
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
a mysterious key that does not unlock any thing
a mysterious key that does not unlock any thing
August 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
A USB cable that's so old it doesn't fit anything you currently own. But you never know when you might need it!
A USB cable that's so old it doesn't fit anything you currently own. But you never know when you might need it!
McDonald's should give away a Filet 'o Fish when the Timbers beat Shittle.
August 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
McDonald's should give away a Filet 'o Fish when the Timbers beat Shittle.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
July 30, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Damn, 5 to 1? Well done boys.
July 17, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Damn, 5 to 1? Well done boys.
Timbers should just randomly pick an Axe Society member to be coach each game for the remainder of the season.
July 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Timbers should just randomly pick an Axe Society member to be coach each game for the remainder of the season.
So, socialism?
The White House launched 25 Freedom Fuel gas stations, all selling fuel at $3.47 a gallon.
White House launches 25 Freedom Fuel gas stations in this region
The White House launched gas stations, it announced on July 7, but the prices aren't much lower than the national average. See where they're located.
bit.ly
July 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
So, socialism?
For what it's worth my cat, that is generally bad at being a cat, has caught 2 mice in the last 2 days.
some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”
July 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM
For what it's worth my cat, that is generally bad at being a cat, has caught 2 mice in the last 2 days.
Oh here we go again. Every year I forget I follow this account until right around now. 😂
Travel for the upcoming #IndependenceDay weekend is expected to be crazier than it's EVER been. We've got parties kicking in Dallas, Miami, Kansas City, Houston, Philadelphia, and New York, not to mention Los Angeles and the nation's capital.
June 30, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Oh here we go again. Every year I forget I follow this account until right around now. 😂
I drove to Lake Tahoe/Reno over the weekend and I just want to share that Oregon's gas prices are lower than anywhere there or California. Best price I saw in the Reno area was $5.29, lowest in California was $6.79 (Highest was $7.99 in King's Beach) and lowest in Oregon was $5.09 in Coburg.
May 20, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I drove to Lake Tahoe/Reno over the weekend and I just want to share that Oregon's gas prices are lower than anywhere there or California. Best price I saw in the Reno area was $5.29, lowest in California was $6.79 (Highest was $7.99 in King's Beach) and lowest in Oregon was $5.09 in Coburg.
Congress should get paid whatever the federal minimun wage is. Yes they can claim 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, if they want. Go ahead and figure out what the minimun wage would have to be for them to make the same as they do currently.
May 17, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Congress should get paid whatever the federal minimun wage is. Yes they can claim 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, if they want. Go ahead and figure out what the minimun wage would have to be for them to make the same as they do currently.
Today in old and busted. The OEM radio is my 2010 vehicle wasn't working. Just like in the movies, I hit it really hard. It works fine now.
May 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Today in old and busted. The OEM radio is my 2010 vehicle wasn't working. Just like in the movies, I hit it really hard. It works fine now.
I hate the light show and I told them as much in the membership survey.
April 29, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I hate the light show and I told them as much in the membership survey.
I almost forgot today was Rex Manning Day.
"We mustn't dwell... no, not today, not on Rex Manning Day."
"We mustn't dwell... no, not today, not on Rex Manning Day."
April 8, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I almost forgot today was Rex Manning Day.
"We mustn't dwell... no, not today, not on Rex Manning Day."
"We mustn't dwell... no, not today, not on Rex Manning Day."
Callie has learned when the harness comes off outside time is over. She tries to stop me from taking if off when we come back inside.
April 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Callie has learned when the harness comes off outside time is over. She tries to stop me from taking if off when we come back inside.
Nice.
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
April 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Nice.
Nah, this guy is full of shit. Also, I'll take 'Things That Didn't Happen' for 400, Alex.
Husted: "People living in poverty are just not very, um, experienced at navigating the real world, right? I remember talking to one young lady who said, 'Well, I don't really know how money works at a grocery store,' bc she grew up & has lived all of her adult life using SNAP cards to buy groceries"
March 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Nah, this guy is full of shit. Also, I'll take 'Things That Didn't Happen' for 400, Alex.
The daughter of a friend of mine's school is raising money for outdoor school. We'd appreciate any help even if its just a repost or sharing the link. Thanks in advance!
givebutter.com/FNyjNp
givebutter.com/FNyjNp
FGCS Fossil Trip to Hancock Field Station 2025-2026
Help us send our students to fossil to get a hands on experience with the geological timeline with OMSI at the Hancock Field Station.
givebutter.com
March 5, 2026 at 2:47 AM
The daughter of a friend of mine's school is raising money for outdoor school. We'd appreciate any help even if its just a repost or sharing the link. Thanks in advance!
givebutter.com/FNyjNp
givebutter.com/FNyjNp
The Timbers aren't playing well on the road? You don't say.
February 28, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The Timbers aren't playing well on the road? You don't say.
Done. I also emailed my brand new ticket rep who so far has recieved 2 complaints from me in like 10 days.
Hey #RCTID types that were bothered by the flashing lights in the stadium, you probably just got the post match survey email.
Make sure not to skip past the open end question and tell them how bad it was
Make sure not to skip past the open end question and tell them how bad it was
February 25, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Done. I also emailed my brand new ticket rep who so far has recieved 2 complaints from me in like 10 days.
When I worked for the Sheriff's Office my last name was on the uniform that I and everyone else wore. I had an ID I could show as well as a badge. My name and photo was on the county's webpage. I never felt the need to hide my identity, nor was I ever scared because I was "just doing my job."
Dutch site IDs ICE agents via public data
“ICE aren’t actually fearful of their safety…What they’re fearful of is not being invited to baseball games or not being invited to the pub with their friends. Community exclusion – that’s what they’re fearful of”
wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Category:Agents
“ICE aren’t actually fearful of their safety…What they’re fearful of is not being invited to baseball games or not being invited to the pub with their friends. Community exclusion – that’s what they’re fearful of”
wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Category:Agents
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
When I worked for the Sheriff's Office my last name was on the uniform that I and everyone else wore. I had an ID I could show as well as a badge. My name and photo was on the county's webpage. I never felt the need to hide my identity, nor was I ever scared because I was "just doing my job."
Nothing in my contract restricts me from jumping at games. Therefore I move to dismiss said grievance due to non applicable per contract language. Also, for the record this subject is permissive and I will not be bargaining over it.
Knees And Back File Grievance Over Supporter's Plan To Jump At Game
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Knees And Back File Grievance Over Supporter's Plan To Jump At Game — The Nutmeg News
AUSTIN - The knees and back of Julia Acevedo reportedly filed a grievance over her plans to jump at an upcoming game as they stated, “You are no longer 24 and it is unbecoming of someone your age to p...
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February 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Nothing in my contract restricts me from jumping at games. Therefore I move to dismiss said grievance due to non applicable per contract language. Also, for the record this subject is permissive and I will not be bargaining over it.
Stump BeefKnob
Slab Bulkhead!
Punch Rockgroin!
Blast Thickneck!
Uh...
(checks records)
Tick Bonesteel!
Punch Rockgroin!
Blast Thickneck!
Uh...
(checks records)
Tick Bonesteel!
February 11, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Stump BeefKnob
So a Federal Agent? Cause that's what it looks like.
Law enforcement on Tuesday released photos of a masked individual appearing to tamper with the camera at Nancy Guthrie’s front door on the morning of her disappearance. 🔗 on.wsj.com/46uTQjq
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
So a Federal Agent? Cause that's what it looks like.
Pam Bondi says the system will collapse if she prosecuted everyone who is in those files... well, don't threaten me with a good time if you aren't gonna follow through. Geez.
February 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Pam Bondi says the system will collapse if she prosecuted everyone who is in those files... well, don't threaten me with a good time if you aren't gonna follow through. Geez.
I just found out the CIA deleted the World Factbook earlier today. Sketchy shit is afoot.
This is how Sen. Ron Wyden clues the public into activity that he finds extremely alarming. He does a press release about a letter he sent to the director of the CIA that basically says, 'I want to make sure you saw the classified letter I sent early today.' www.wyden.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
February 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I just found out the CIA deleted the World Factbook earlier today. Sketchy shit is afoot.