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The Internet's foremost Rory Gilmore hater. Still the Ray Kroc Professor of Cheeseburger Sciences, Hamburger University. Kentucky Colonel. She/her. #bbn
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Donate to Help Brie Achieve Her Gender-Affirming Care, organized by Brie Smith
Hi, I’m Brie. I’ve been transitioning for the last two-plus years, and I am wor… Brie Smith needs your support for Help Brie Achieve Her Gender-Affirming Care
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OK, it has become clear to me that this is probably not optional if I want to do this. I have another consult on July 14 and I’m hopeful in an ideal scenario to be able to do this as soon as next spring/summer.
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TGirl Baseball is legitimately the reason my hips work again.
I love everything about TGirl baseball and after chatting with @kissphoria.bsky.social on stream I want to start a western Mass chapter! Here's my interview with Gwen: youtu.be/AFOkSmCDot8
This is the Best Thing in America Right Now
YouTube video by Katelyn Burns
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October 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
TGirl Baseball is legitimately the reason my hips work again.
I would have renamed HBO Max to just Max and back for several hundred million dollars less, I’m just saying
An amazingly stark example of how the US economy has broken: Zaslav clears nearly a *billion* dollars amid a CEO tenure where he made basically anything he touched worse, harmed multiple prestigious brands, led huge layoffs—but delivered a corrupt merger for shareholders. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
David Zaslav Gets $606 Million Payout From Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger
David Zaslav will receive $606 million as he leaves Warner Bros. Discovery, after the company's merger with David Ellison's Paramount was completed.
variety.com
October 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I would have renamed HBO Max to just Max and back for several hundred million dollars less, I’m just saying
Happy birthday to @barretlee.bsky.social, who I have somehow known since the first day of third grade
October 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Happy birthday to @barretlee.bsky.social, who I have somehow known since the first day of third grade
I remain convinced all those “Love Trumps Hate” signs and bumper stickers are bad because they’re being read as a command
October 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I remain convinced all those “Love Trumps Hate” signs and bumper stickers are bad because they’re being read as a command
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Donate to The Rooster's Freedom Defense Fund, organized by The Rooster
On July 1st, 2026, a powerful Ohio State Senator had me arrested for protected politica… The Rooster needs your support for The Rooster's Freedom Defense Fund
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October 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
All money will go to the appeal. www.gofundme.com/f/rooster-fr...
“🎶 You were in Mannequin, and that was a really good movie…”
October 9, 2026 at 1:08 PM
“🎶 You were in Mannequin, and that was a really good movie…”
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Painted with precision. Steeped in tradition.
October 9, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Painted with precision. Steeped in tradition.
How the fuck do you “over-diagnose” a medical condition?
“Sorry, ma’am, but breast cancer is over-diagnosed, we have to really crack down on people seeking treatment for having a lump.”
“Sorry, ma’am, but breast cancer is over-diagnosed, we have to really crack down on people seeking treatment for having a lump.”
Pleased to announce that ADHD is being overdiagnosed again according to the BBC and pathetic skidmark Wes Streeting, so now - during ADHD Awareness Month no less - it's time to give it up and just be normal. Let it go. Just turn it off and get on with things www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
ADHD and autism at risk of over-diagnosis, says government review
The review, which focuses on younger age groups, warned there was a risk society was moving from an era of under-diagnosis to over-diagnosis or mis-diagnosis.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 9, 2026 at 11:00 AM
How the fuck do you “over-diagnose” a medical condition?
“Sorry, ma’am, but breast cancer is over-diagnosed, we have to really crack down on people seeking treatment for having a lump.”
“Sorry, ma’am, but breast cancer is over-diagnosed, we have to really crack down on people seeking treatment for having a lump.”
“AI keeps getting better! Why experts say soon you may not be able to trust pictures or videos of your loved ones.”
HOW IS THAT BETTER
IN WHAT CONCEIVABLE UNIVERSE IS THAT BETTER
DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
HOW IS THAT BETTER
IN WHAT CONCEIVABLE UNIVERSE IS THAT BETTER
DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
October 9, 2026 at 10:46 AM
“AI keeps getting better! Why experts say soon you may not be able to trust pictures or videos of your loved ones.”
HOW IS THAT BETTER
IN WHAT CONCEIVABLE UNIVERSE IS THAT BETTER
DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
HOW IS THAT BETTER
IN WHAT CONCEIVABLE UNIVERSE IS THAT BETTER
DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
Love to be awakened at 4 a.m. by this fucking dog
I love Lex but I swear he’s an annoying little shit most of the time in his old age
I love Lex but I swear he’s an annoying little shit most of the time in his old age
October 9, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Love to be awakened at 4 a.m. by this fucking dog
I love Lex but I swear he’s an annoying little shit most of the time in his old age
I love Lex but I swear he’s an annoying little shit most of the time in his old age
Wow, the White Sox are gonna need a miracle to pull this one out
Hope they know a guy
Hope they know a guy
October 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Wow, the White Sox are gonna need a miracle to pull this one out
Hope they know a guy
Hope they know a guy
Consider Brie for all your lesbian needs
I remain available to offer a wide variety of lesbian services
October 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Consider Brie for all your lesbian needs
It would be weird for me to make etouffee this weekend given that we're playing LSU on Saturday night, right? Feels like it would be bad vibes but also I haven't made any in forever and I kinda want some
October 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
It would be weird for me to make etouffee this weekend given that we're playing LSU on Saturday night, right? Feels like it would be bad vibes but also I haven't made any in forever and I kinda want some
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I need a list of every basketball shoe with colorways that the wnba semifinal team players wear. Someone has this.
October 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I need a list of every basketball shoe with colorways that the wnba semifinal team players wear. Someone has this.
Kevin Owens was hard to watch. Sami nearly broke me.
Penta and Rey Fenix did. Death Triangle forever.
Gravity may have forgotten him, but we never will. RIP Ben.
Penta and Rey Fenix did. Death Triangle forever.
Gravity may have forgotten him, but we never will. RIP Ben.
WWE Superstars remember Benjamin Satterley
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October 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Kevin Owens was hard to watch. Sami nearly broke me.
Penta and Rey Fenix did. Death Triangle forever.
Gravity may have forgotten him, but we never will. RIP Ben.
Penta and Rey Fenix did. Death Triangle forever.
Gravity may have forgotten him, but we never will. RIP Ben.
Once again I have girlbossed into being indispensable to a project and I swear, if there’s one thing Star strep taught me that I wish it hadn’t, it’s that being aggressively competent at your job is normal
October 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Once again I have girlbossed into being indispensable to a project and I swear, if there’s one thing Star strep taught me that I wish it hadn’t, it’s that being aggressively competent at your job is normal
The contrast between the church of Christ and my experience in the UMC tracks this
I don’t believe I’ve heard a single reference to Satan as an active malevolent force in the world a single time as a Methodist, compared to weekly discussion of how he’s actively leading people astray in the CoC
I don’t believe I’ve heard a single reference to Satan as an active malevolent force in the world a single time as a Methodist, compared to weekly discussion of how he’s actively leading people astray in the CoC
1 - they don’t dissuade adherents from secular psychology, self exploration, etc.
1.5 or 2 - they don’t generally emphasize the role of a spiritual adversary in a fallen world to blame problems on
3 - they rarely play to popular prejudices about what constitutes sin & purity
1.5 or 2 - they don’t generally emphasize the role of a spiritual adversary in a fallen world to blame problems on
3 - they rarely play to popular prejudices about what constitutes sin & purity
October 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
The contrast between the church of Christ and my experience in the UMC tracks this
I don’t believe I’ve heard a single reference to Satan as an active malevolent force in the world a single time as a Methodist, compared to weekly discussion of how he’s actively leading people astray in the CoC
I don’t believe I’ve heard a single reference to Satan as an active malevolent force in the world a single time as a Methodist, compared to weekly discussion of how he’s actively leading people astray in the CoC
Durham and Dusty Dvoracek? Fuck you, ESPN, for taking Hart/Rodgers/Cubelic from us
October 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Durham and Dusty Dvoracek? Fuck you, ESPN, for taking Hart/Rodgers/Cubelic from us
Oh these are 🔥
October 8, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Oh these are 🔥
I think I see @dotdotexe.bsky.social
This fall, U-M welcomed a record-breaking total enrollment of 54,181 students. Drawing talent from every corner of Michigan, all 50 states and dozens of countries worldwide, U-M continues to solidify its place as a top global destination for higher education. myumi.ch/5w5JA
October 8, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I think I see @dotdotexe.bsky.social
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To me what’s especially depressing is I had this “big” piece publish after nearly a year and a half of work, from which I earned literally $0, and my subscribers *fell* …
I uh cannot emphasize enough how much this isn’t sustainable. as a career.
www.thebeliever.net/looking-for-...
I uh cannot emphasize enough how much this isn’t sustainable. as a career.
www.thebeliever.net/looking-for-...
Looking for Loren Rex Cameron - Believer Magazine
Lots of trans guys I’ve talked to have had a Loren Rex Cameron story, and this is mine: Some years ago now, when I worked up the courage to confess to my spouse that I wanted top surgery—we were newly...
www.thebeliever.net
October 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
To me what’s especially depressing is I had this “big” piece publish after nearly a year and a half of work, from which I earned literally $0, and my subscribers *fell* …
I uh cannot emphasize enough how much this isn’t sustainable. as a career.
www.thebeliever.net/looking-for-...
I uh cannot emphasize enough how much this isn’t sustainable. as a career.
www.thebeliever.net/looking-for-...
Huh, so the concessions at the new Ryan Field must be good
My latest discovery? You can eat the skin of a kiwifruit – and the benefits are myriad | Adrian Chiles
My latest discovery? You can eat the skin of a kiwifruit – and the benefits are myriad | Adrian Chiles
It turns out all that time spent peeling and paring was entirely wasted, writes Adrian Chiles. Now I’m gobbling them like apples and putting the extra fibre to good use
www.theguardian.com
October 8, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Huh, so the concessions at the new Ryan Field must be good
Cody Rhodes is on Last Meals and he does not ever turn the gimmick off
He did say that he’s committed to never letting them do an AI recreation of Dusty’s voice, though. “If we ever need something, either Bruce Pritchard will do it or I’ll do it.”
He did say that he’s committed to never letting them do an AI recreation of Dusty’s voice, though. “If we ever need something, either Bruce Pritchard will do it or I’ll do it.”
October 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Cody Rhodes is on Last Meals and he does not ever turn the gimmick off
He did say that he’s committed to never letting them do an AI recreation of Dusty’s voice, though. “If we ever need something, either Bruce Pritchard will do it or I’ll do it.”
He did say that he’s committed to never letting them do an AI recreation of Dusty’s voice, though. “If we ever need something, either Bruce Pritchard will do it or I’ll do it.”
Manny Machado bunt single is wild
October 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Manny Machado bunt single is wild
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Was it Wade Boggs Appreciation Night at the ballpark or something?
October 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Was it Wade Boggs Appreciation Night at the ballpark or something?