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Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
October 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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If Grok had picked a different god, would you have immediately converted? Of course not.
You only care because a chatbot confirmed what you already believe. That isn’t divine revelation. It’s confirmation bias.
You only care because a chatbot confirmed what you already believe. That isn’t divine revelation. It’s confirmation bias.
October 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
If Grok had picked a different god, would you have immediately converted? Of course not.
You only care because a chatbot confirmed what you already believe. That isn’t divine revelation. It’s confirmation bias.
You only care because a chatbot confirmed what you already believe. That isn’t divine revelation. It’s confirmation bias.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Drag queens ain't done shit to you
Violets are blue,
Drag queens ain't done shit to you
September 24, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Drag queens ain't done shit to you
Violets are blue,
Drag queens ain't done shit to you
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"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash."
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
buff.ly
September 22, 2026 at 3:16 PM
"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash."
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buff.ly/pykYN6f
My favorite time of year
September 20, 2026 at 3:56 AM
My favorite time of year
Happy Nosebleed Season, to all who celebrate.
September 19, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Happy Nosebleed Season, to all who celebrate.
Back in the day, my buddy Tha’ Chuck worked as a marketing intern for a record label. He (and me, by extension) got tickets and VIP access anytime someone played in town.
So we’re backstage with Duncan Shiek and a small gaggle of fans. We hang back to load up on the free beer and snacks…
So we’re backstage with Duncan Shiek and a small gaggle of fans. We hang back to load up on the free beer and snacks…
R.I.P. Duncan Sheik, pop singer and Tony-winning composer
R.I.P. Duncan Sheik, pop singer and Tony-winning composer
www.avclub.com
September 19, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Back in the day, my buddy Tha’ Chuck worked as a marketing intern for a record label. He (and me, by extension) got tickets and VIP access anytime someone played in town.
So we’re backstage with Duncan Shiek and a small gaggle of fans. We hang back to load up on the free beer and snacks…
So we’re backstage with Duncan Shiek and a small gaggle of fans. We hang back to load up on the free beer and snacks…
JOHNNY FUCKING HOLLYWOOD #mondolucha
September 19, 2026 at 3:49 AM
JOHNNY FUCKING HOLLYWOOD #mondolucha
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Conservative when he should be aggressive. Aggressive when he should be conservative.
Should have launched that dude on the way back from Chicago in January.
Should have launched that dude on the way back from Chicago in January.
September 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Conservative when he should be aggressive. Aggressive when he should be conservative.
Should have launched that dude on the way back from Chicago in January.
Should have launched that dude on the way back from Chicago in January.
Long hard count coming up, no snap
September 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Long hard count coming up, no snap
NFL POWER RANKINGS WEEK 1
1. (Tie) Seahawks, 49ers
3. (Tie) Rams, Patriots
1. (Tie) Seahawks, 49ers
3. (Tie) Rams, Patriots
September 11, 2026 at 1:01 PM
NFL POWER RANKINGS WEEK 1
1. (Tie) Seahawks, 49ers
3. (Tie) Rams, Patriots
1. (Tie) Seahawks, 49ers
3. (Tie) Rams, Patriots
“Louis Pasteur of enshittification”
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But - as with Ticketmaster - the feds aren't the only parties to the suit. With 22 AGs ("Aspiring Governors") on the suit, there's a chance it'll go to trial. We might even learn the identity of the inventor of this enshittification-squared gambit, a veritable Louis Pasteur of enshittification.
73/
73/
September 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
“Louis Pasteur of enshittification”
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I could really use a few days hooked up in one of those Bacta tanks.
September 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I could really use a few days hooked up in one of those Bacta tanks.
In my house it’s either “where did all these coffee mugs come from?”, or “where are all the coffee mugs?”. Never an appropriate, consistent number of coffee mugs.
August 28, 2026 at 11:57 PM
In my house it’s either “where did all these coffee mugs come from?”, or “where are all the coffee mugs?”. Never an appropriate, consistent number of coffee mugs.
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There once was a hitman from Sweden
Who was, on the motorway, speedin’
His mark goes unwhacked,
For in ironic fact,
The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’
Who was, on the motorway, speedin’
His mark goes unwhacked,
For in ironic fact,
The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’
August 27, 2026 at 5:00 AM
There once was a hitman from Sweden
Who was, on the motorway, speedin’
His mark goes unwhacked,
For in ironic fact,
The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’
Who was, on the motorway, speedin’
His mark goes unwhacked,
For in ironic fact,
The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’
Forecast for my long weekend Up Nort’ - sunburn, seasick, and drunk. See ya on Monday.
August 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Forecast for my long weekend Up Nort’ - sunburn, seasick, and drunk. See ya on Monday.
I’m the same age as Johnny Bluejeans and I’m not sure how I feel about that.
“Of course, 55 is not old by modern standards. Many of you reading are even older than me, if such a thing is possible. And, I am told, such a thing is possible, although somewhat unimaginable.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/i-am-old-now
I am old now.
I turn 55 this week.
michaelianblack.substack.com
August 8, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I’m the same age as Johnny Bluejeans and I’m not sure how I feel about that.
Today is the first day of the Wisconsin State Fair, and I look forward to continuing my 37-year streak of not giving a shit about the state fair.
August 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Today is the first day of the Wisconsin State Fair, and I look forward to continuing my 37-year streak of not giving a shit about the state fair.
I have exactly the handwriting you would expect from someone who has effectively typed for a living the past 30 years.
UPADTE: people keep saying they can't write by hand because their penmanship is lousy. Well, here's a sample of my abominable scratching. Penmanship doesn't matter if you're the only one reading it. When you're done, you can use text to speech to convert your scrawl into a readable document.
August 5, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I have exactly the handwriting you would expect from someone who has effectively typed for a living the past 30 years.
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August 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I know it doesn't mean squat, but it's still fun to see 100's across the board.
July 31, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I know it doesn't mean squat, but it's still fun to see 100's across the board.
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If you need to speak to Mitch McConnell he has been sitting in our bingo room for the last two months.
July 28, 2026 at 3:54 AM
If you need to speak to Mitch McConnell he has been sitting in our bingo room for the last two months.