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Brandon
@bspencer.bsky.social
Software Engineer, Soccer Coach, Casual Historian, Olympic Hopeful He/Him
Cayts
As called by Tom Leach on Kentucky radio:
October 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
In a lot of ways, this reminds me a bit of how Matt Bevin ended up losing his re-election campaign. Every time he opened his mouth, he made things worse...and he couldn't stop opening his mouth.
September 30, 2026 at 3:02 PM
When down to the family reunion and caught my first "What's up OG?" from one of the young cousins. I immediately disintegrated into dust.
September 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I'll admit, I was unfamiliar with his game
The legend Robin Lopez
August 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Stephen Miller every time Balogun scores
Tony Soprano & Uncle Ben's Rice in Kitchen
Alt: Tony Soprano & Uncle Ben's Rice in Kitchen
static.klipy.com
July 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Reposted by Brandon
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us"

Zlatan: "Who?

Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon"

Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca"

Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance"

Zlatan: "America, you're welcome"

lmaooooooooooooooooo
June 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Swiss? Cheese.
June 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The Brazil women rolling up the game
June 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Literally everyone is saying this
One thing the people are saying is COYS
May 24, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Reading the final chapters of Foner’s Reconstruction post-Callais really is something
May 18, 2026 at 11:21 AM
No idea how I ended down a Chaka Khan rabbit hope at the gym tonight but i aunty mad it
May 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Reposted by Brandon
maybe a hot take? not only is ziggy sobotka a great character and a great performance (RIP james ransone), but looking back from the vantage point of today, "young man struggling with his masculinity and yearning to be recognized as a man commits catastrophic violence" is incredibly prescient.
April 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Gabriel is Romero with better PR
April 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Reposted by Brandon
Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate
April 9, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Reposted by Brandon
I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt
April 4, 2026 at 7:44 PM
The man's doing what he loves
BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover car crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, authorities say.
Tiger Woods involved in rollover crash in Florida
The crash happened in Jupiter Island, Florida.
nbcnews.to
March 27, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Spurs cursed
March 22, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Spurs cursed
March 22, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Reposted by Brandon
What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/
March 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
@tottenhamhotspur.com I'm available
March 10, 2026 at 10:11 PM
May everyone be hugged like this at least once in their life.
Michael B. Jordan accepts Best Male Actor in a Leading Role at the #ActorAwards. 🏆
March 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
🫡🫡🫡

One of my favorite things I've ever been involved in
While I was doing my taxes, they passed 1,000,000 whistles shipped! I am just so proud of this group of internet strangers who decided to Just Do a Thing as hard as they could, and so grateful to all of you who helped us do it!

We're still shipping whistles! >>> whistlecoven.com
February 28, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Despite all my rage
February 19, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Thomas Frank is legit fixin to relegate my club.
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM