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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · Oct 17
💗 Welcome! I'm Audge 💗

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crowlines.net
Wait I didn't show the new pigeon keychain. Look at this guy too
fat round pigeon keychain with star-shaped clasp
October 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
btsaudge.borasky.com
i worked at a pizza place as a teenager for a week, i think. i only remember working 1 or 2 shifts. it wasn't a great job, and i forgot to call and get my schedule for the 2nd week. they fired me.
internethippo.bsky.social Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 4h
In honor of the fired lady tell me about your shortest job tenure. I worked at a candy store for less than 2 weeks when I was like 16
October 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
btsaudge.borasky.com
look at my boys 🥹
A large, light brown, tiger-striped cat (Sirius) and a small, grey kitten (Ziggy) sit together on an antique secretary
October 16, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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zjofierose.bsky.social
friend!!! (tysm @btsaudge.borasky.com 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💜🩷🩵)
a person’s hand holding a small cardboard box with a picture of the BT21 character Mang on it a person’s hand holding a small plastic mcdonald’s toy of the BT21 character Mang above a desk
October 16, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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oursummer-ends.bsky.social
big boy
#jungkook
Big boy jk in his last concert cunty outfit hes a strong sexy boy, chest open, biting his glove, colors are kinda ocean vibes + pink and yellow lighting
October 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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yamyogurt7.bsky.social
reposting this happy namseoktae day

#btsfanart
October 16, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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clarz.bsky.social
unfastening chapter 10
co-written with @beebalmff.bsky.social

❤️‍🔥 namkook, E, ongoing
❤️‍🔥 8.8k (90k total)
❤️‍🔥 sex worker jk, author nj, kink exploration
❤️‍🔥 jk puts the "boyfriend" in "boyfriend experience." ...or does nj just have a boyfriend now? 🤔
ao3.org/works/514869...
🪺📝 a black and white moodboard with a textured, rippled background, featuring: jungkook with long hair crouching in boots and looking sultry, namjoon in a soft sweater hunched over and removing his glasses, and an image of a person's arms bound behind their back with shibari. text reads: unfastening, by beebalm & clarz
October 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
btsaudge.borasky.com
Everything about this week can go straight to fucking hell 🤬🤬🤬🔥🔥🔥
October 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
btsaudge.borasky.com
I was already gonna vote for him, but this ad has really sealed it for me 😂
The Swedish Chef from The Muppets on a white background waving and holding a wooden spoon. Beneath him it says: Vote Adam Hamilton He pays for his cupcakes.
October 16, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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arajellybean.bsky.social
He just drops down so carefully and safely and neatly....
nubreed.bsky.social giant pokemon nerd enthusiast @nubreed.bsky.social · 17h
There is so much I want to say about this Namjoon and this position but none of it is printable or in any way respectful (cr: @ urmyseason on X fixupx.com/urmyseason/s...)
October 16, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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nubreed.bsky.social
There is so much I want to say about this Namjoon and this position but none of it is printable or in any way respectful (cr: @ urmyseason on X fixupx.com/urmyseason/s...)
October 16, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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jamisonfoser.bsky.social
"shouldn't be this hard" is an all-encompassing, feel-it-in-your-bones summary of modern American life -- of difficulties big and small, existential and annoying -- that should be at the core of every Democratic candidate's message for years to come.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23h
El- Sayed: "Here‘s the thing about it – no matter who you are, how you love, how you pray, how you identify, it just should not be this hard...

Shouldn‘t be this hard to keep our money here. Spend it on roads and bridges here, build our schools here, provide healthcare here. Shouldn‘t be this hard"
October 16, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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mayor.nyc.gov
Black text on a white background “More than 100 elected officials have joined me in calling on parking lot and garage owners across New York City: Don’t give ICE a place to operate. Don’t rent to them. Tell them they’re not welcome. Last week, ICE agents shot Oscar Belgal in the neck in Marble Hill while his 5-year-old son sat in the car. They had been staging nearby in a private parking lot. Our city laws keep ICE off public property. Now, we’re calling on private property owners to do the same. One garage on Morton Street already removed ICE vehicles after neighbors spoke out. Every owner has that power.”
October 16, 2026 at 10:34 AM
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btsisinart.bsky.social
💜 BTS is/in Art 💜

A colorful, smiling Yoongi to carry us into the weekend!

ART USED: Composition, Frantisek Kupka (1871-1957)

#btsisinart #bts #yoongi #suga #민윤기
October 16, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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rin-moon.myatproto.social
Update: account is suspended!! Good work everyone!
11:534 ← Error Not Found Account has been suspended • Try again
October 16, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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sopekookfest.bsky.social
Best Man, Worst Timing
Sopekook
Wedding Planning, Attempted Sabotage, Happy Ending
archiveofourown.org/works/935797...
Yoongi has been quietly pining for Hoseok for years. When Hoseok starts dating Jungkook, Yoongi doesn't expect it to last. He's quickly proven wrong, however, when the two of them announce their engagement. Yoongi is devastated, so when Hoseok asks him to be his best man, Yoongi makes it his life mission to sabotage the impending marriage. But it isn't easy— Jungkook is so kind, sweet, and pretty. Wait....pretty? Moodboard for Best Man, Worst Timing
October 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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sopekookfest.bsky.social
How to accidentally acquire two sugar daddies, a Jeon Jungkook dilemna
Sopekook
Enemies to friends to lovers, rival sugar daddies, Age Gap
archiveofourown.org/works/890328...
Jungkook is a gifted but struggling artist whose work has caught the attention of two anonymous benefactors. Min Yoongi quietly funds his studio space, believing raw talent deserves the chance to flourish. Jung Hoseok, impressed by Jungkook's ambition, sponsors his exhibitions and living expenses through a separate arts foundation. Neither man realizes someone else is supporting the same artist. Jungkook never intended to keep the arrangement a secret, it simply never seemed relevant. To him, each man represents a different chapter of his artistic journey. Everything changes when Yoongi and Hoseok cross paths at the opening night of Jungkook's biggest gallery exhibition. Discovering they're both 'investing' in the same artist sparks an unexpected rivalry fueled by stubborn pride. As the competition escalates, from surprise commissions to extravagant opportunities, Jungkook finds himself caught between two powerful ‘mentors’ whose attempts to outdo one another threaten both his career and their own reputations. Forced to confront what success truly means, the three must decide whether art is something to possess, and who gets to call Jungkook his sugar baby. A moodboard for How to accidentally acquire two sugar daddies
October 15, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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scalzi.com
Your occasional reminder that polls don't mean shit, you have to show up and vote, preferably early and in person if you can
October 15, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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nksecretsanta.bsky.social
Sign ups close in 4 days🩷 so sign up now or forever HOLD YOUR PIECE (of ABS)

Ok please sign up luvu4eva
October 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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finallynoelle.bsky.social
Alt text included. My apologies for missing it on the original post but I was a mess reading it.
Dear beautiful women, I've started this letter like ten times and deleted it every time because every time I start I cry. So I'm just going to write it. Your flag matters to me. It matters so much that it's flying at a lesbian household where anyone walking by can see it. I'm a trans girl so I'm not sure you can relate but I'll try. Most days I'm doing math in my head like which hallway is safer, who I can sit near at lunch whether it's worth saying something or just letting it go. I'm so tired. I don't think people who don't have to do it know how tired it makes you. I walk past your house almost daily. The first time I saw the flag I slowed down without meaning to. It was just hanging there like it was no big deal but to me it was everything. It felt like the people inside would see me as who I actually am and I wouldn't have to explain or prove anything. My shoulders dropped for the first time all day and I almost cried right there in front of your home. I know that living here isn't easy for gay people like you where not everyone is kind about it so putting that flag up means risking stares, comments or worse. You didn't have to do it. It would have been so much easier to stay quiet. You did it anyway, and that is the bravest thing I've seen anyone do. Every day it stays up it tells people like me that someone is willing to be brave so we don't have to be alone. Now I look for it. Some days it's the one thing that makes me feel like I'm not imagining that I deserve to be here. When so much of the world feels like it's deciding whether there's room for me your flag says there is. Please keep it up. You might not know it but it's helping me get through the day. Thank you for your courage, and for leaving the porch light on for the rest of us.
October 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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finallynoelle.bsky.social
So we fly a pride flag in our front yard in a very conservative neighborhood and it’s been there for the last few years. Someone put this in our mailbox and my goodness…
October 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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nberlat.bsky.social
the US has done this sort of thing before to Black leftists. state department seized passports from W.E.B. Du Bois and Paul Robeson.
October 14, 2026 at 11:50 PM
btsaudge.borasky.com
his boxers aren't special. i could hug his thigh like that if he let me.
banginxcypher.bsky.social kam⁷ @banginxcypher.bsky.social · 1d
i feel totally sane and normal about the way his boxers hug his thigh i feel so chill and unaffected even about how im seeing his boxers at all really
October 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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banginxcypher.bsky.social
i feel totally sane and normal about the way his boxers hug his thigh i feel so chill and unaffected even about how im seeing his boxers at all really
October 15, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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juninamjuni.bsky.social
Not only because I've just rewatched the BBC miniseries, but someone really should write a Namkook omegaverse based on North & South. It would be great if someone did that. Just sayin.
October 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM