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Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
Pinned
Feux d'artifice (Debussy)
happy 4th
Go drink heavily about it, Pete. Butt-chug some everclear.
Hegseth on report that more U.S. service members died that reported in Iran war: ‘This is DISGUSTING and FAKE. Shame on the Washington Post — they’re worse than Iranian state media.’
September 18, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Nick & Vito's vs. Vito & Nick's and also Nick and Vito's II
Your city is not a pizza city unless at least one restaurant has a complex generations-long family drama behind which locations are the good ones and which other seemingly distinct restaurant is actually the same one but owned by the children of divorced wife etc
September 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
What the what now???
Trump: "We're also going to be demanding the drug companies, with respect to a certain situation -- the autism -- that they make their doses in 20% shots. So you have shot 1, shot 2, shot 3, shot 4, shot 5 ... I think you're gonna see a massive reduction in autism"
September 18, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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But if we abolish the police who will steal 800 rolls of toilet paper from teenagers then report 650 rolls of toilet paper have been recovered before stealing 400 rolls of toilet paper out of evidence to sell on the street to teenagers
September 18, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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September 18, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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OFF THE CHEEKS
September 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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“yes I will pose hardman style next to a mountain of toilet paper.” –cops
September 18, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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T.P. SQUAD

They’re cops.

And they’re gonna wipe out crime.

ABC Thursdays 9pm, this fall!
September 18, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Siri, show me 9 of the biggest losers you can find. I mean, people who still get bullied by 5th graders.
September 18, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I’m sure he has a learned and nuanced understanding of ASD…
US HEALTH SECRETARY KENNEDY APPOINTS NICHD DIRECTOR JOHN GAITANIS AS CHAIRMAN OF INTERAGENCY AUTISM COORDINATING COMMITTEE - SOURCES
September 18, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Not now, Dad. I’m serving cunt
September 18, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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This tantrum occurs the same day as a newspaper iced out of the Pentagon press corps (The Post) reports that the number of Iran KIA is higher than reported. Which is to say that I don't think this will significantly hurt their ability to hold him to account.
September 18, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Annie Shtup
Mother
New Jersey, Births and Christenings, 1660-1980
September 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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This is so insane I cannot believe this is real.

www.politico.com/news/2026/09...
September 18, 2026 at 6:42 PM
September 18, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Heh, maybe they’ll start doing journalism now…
September 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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he donated it all to two charities, Guide Dogs for the Blind & The National Autistic Society

as big a piece of shit as Morrissey is, that's how awsome Johnny Marr is
The Smith's Johnny Marr's guitars sell for almost £4m at auction
One instrument was used on the The Smiths' debut album and also appeared on the cover of Oasis's debut single.
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September 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Negative rizz FTW!😂😂😂😂😂
JD Vance speaks to dozens of people today in Iowa

(via REUTERS)
September 18, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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that’s, uh, not great
JD Vance speaks to dozens of people today in Iowa

(via REUTERS)
September 18, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Like any garden variety sociopath, the current American administration of course knows what it’s doing is wrong. It simply does not care.
September 18, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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71. Soul Glo, "Diaspora Problems" (2022)

whogonbeatmyass?
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whothefuckgonbeatmyass?
isandywilliamsgonbeatmyass?
probablynot
September 18, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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thinking about these pancakes specifically
had to pancake myself again
September 18, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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BABY BOO HOO IS MADZ

WAAAAAHHHHHHHH
September 18, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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September 17, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Air gapping apparently wouldn't work in alignment tests because, I shit you not according to this OpenAI guy, one computer could run the CPU hot and tell the other airgapped one it is in trouble.

I wish I could get paid $10m a year to say the stupidest cybersecurity thing you've ever heard
September 18, 2026 at 5:05 PM