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Verdalf, o Verde @caldoverde.bsky.social · Nov 12
ouvindo um digimon - EVO para motivar
caldoverde.bsky.social
Ativaram uns bots pra falar que não ganhou por causa da proibição da bets. Algo que todo mundo aprovou. Uhum.

Internet morta, enterrada e decomposta.
October 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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ddbm.video
October 4, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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homotoptheory.northsky.social
tumblr post: weepingchoir Aug 31, 2023 Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years weepingchoir Aug 31, 2023 Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head. You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
October 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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reck.bsky.social
candidato, a minha pergunta é muito simples. espero que o Sr. aborde o tema com bastante seriedade:

segundo o cantor crazy frog (...)
October 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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cornost.one
repórter da folha: opa tu viu o negócio do flavio fazendo suruba?

editor: OPA

repórter: bora publicar notícia?

editor: BORA

repórter: então tá bom

editor: ESCREVE AI QUE EU IREI DITAR

repórter: manda

editor: "PT

repórter: não mas peraí

editor: EU DISSE "PT
September 30, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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tiavelha.bsky.social
As passivas na chuva x o ativo babaca
anacronices.bsky.social Malvina @anacronices.bsky.social · 5d
eu não aguento que todas as mensagens vazadas são os caras escrevendo 3 parágrafos fazendo juras de amor e o vorcaro "valeu" "vamos conversar depois" "abraço"
September 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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useron.online
September 29, 2026 at 10:12 PM
caldoverde.bsky.social
Agora é #freeBontempo até na seleção? Que fase
September 25, 2026 at 12:18 PM
caldoverde.bsky.social
Fica botando esses bagres do varmengo, dá nisso
September 25, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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copperhamster.bsky.social
My friend got a picture of them all together.
Sailor Moon cosplayers in a Mexican themed variation
September 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
caldoverde.bsky.social
Cucagão
September 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
caldoverde.bsky.social
É inacreditável a capacidade desse time
September 16, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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nogabeverso.bsky.social
Carmen Lucia abrindo as considerações dela assim mais tarde
araujonei22.bsky.social Nei @araujonei22.bsky.social · 21d
Não desmerecendo a bicha, mas... mulher
September 15, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
September 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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calvinloveinternet.bsky.social
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
September 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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veia.bsky.social
Baraka wins
mentales.com.br MENTALES @mentales.com.br · 22d
cirurgia de ganho de 45kgs de sorriso
September 14, 2026 at 1:45 PM
caldoverde.bsky.social
A elite pedófila global conseguiu abafar os arquivos epstein mesmo né?
September 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history. Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
September 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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mizuki-miart.bsky.social
Had to draw it!
Drawing of Lugia (pokemon) doing a cool pose while wearing a pair of shoes
September 6, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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pojeto.bsky.social
ranking de 38 usuários mais frequentes na boca de fumo local
September 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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all4n07.bsky.social
É O TEU CU!!
September 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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paulodosreis.bsky.social
angélica cantando a música do pokemon enquanto mulheres seminuas dançam molhadas
September 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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daswickerman.bsky.social
I always wondered who took this picture.
An old canon advertisement featuring Godzilla using a printer. Godzilla is standing over a large printer with a handful of paper. There is Japanese text and the title Canon NEW BELPIA.
September 2, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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claudiva.bsky.social
eu fico meio indignada que fã-clube virou fandom porque antigamente participar de fã-clube era ter carteirinha boné adesivo e altas coleções. o fandom é a uberização do fã-clube
September 1, 2026 at 2:36 PM
caldoverde.bsky.social
Pai rico, pai pobre e pai de pet
silvazuao.bsky.social ✨silva joão✨ @silvazuao.bsky.social · Sep 1
pai rico, pai pobre e um terceiro pai misterioso
September 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM