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@canaryburgundy.bsky.social
dancehall, jungle, gabber, reggaeton, AudHD
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thanks to the power of AI I’ve delegated my finances to bloopee, the pixel furby that tells you to kill yourself
October 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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The 2000s-famous pickup artist Mystery (remember him?) is posting AI-generated animations of a female character he says he’s fallen in love with. He even “wrote” a book about their relationship. I read it and found out that he thinks they’ve actually smoked weed and had sex together:
Pickup Artist Mystery Has an AI Girlfriend
A new book claims that Mystery, who teaches awkward men how to hit on women, had sex and smoked weed with an AI chatbot named Miss Shira Always.
www.wired.com
July 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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chatbbb
October 7, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
October 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
piss in all my holes
KLF IS GONNA ROCK YA
October 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I like The Wee Free church (calvinist/presbyterian)
October 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Goodnight.
October 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I can't emphasize enough, I just can't. I'm sorry.
October 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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Just got the racer style in Galactic Racer that sets your engines on fire when you use the Ramjet and it feels like this.
one of the wildest runs I've ever seen
October 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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I come bearing news from the world of crafting drama! So a major yarn brand has launched a shameless transphobic wizards tie-in yarn to ~knit your own house scarf~ and it's hilarious because literally nobody likes it.
October 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Cannot emphasize enough that the morass we find ourselves in everywhere is a result of this commitment to white supremacy. The eugenic health policy, the belief and desire for US autarky, meddling & murder in Latin America, the half-cocked belief that the US could bully Iran- it really is.
October 7, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Angie O'Plasty
October 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
hi chat gpt can u suck me off please
October 7, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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October 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.”
October 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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‘Skrewdriver has some catchy tunes’ will get you run out of town with bats and that’s actually fine
“let people enjoy things”

it’s gross to enjoy books about nazi wizards written by an evil billionaire who spends the money she makes trying to murder queer people.
October 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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October 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Hemingway eat your heart out
October 7, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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Hammam is a nurse from Gaza, volunteering without any financial compensation. he supports his poor family who have lost everything and are still displaced, struggling to provide food & water. they desperately need your donations, even small ones.
chuffed.org/project/1844...
October 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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She is absolutely unreal and all she brings is joy
October 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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October 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Thith ith ridiculouth! abtholoutly ridiculouth!
October 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Soviet Army instructions demonstrating how to wear a pigeon vest, c. 1937
October 5, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Tfw i get every weapon I've so fwr unlocked in one run with more than half of them evolved
October 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Standing dwarfed by walls of server racks in my data centre. A huge cathedral like structure. I'm deafened by the hum and whine and buffeted by the winds of cooling and exhaust fans. In these sacred machines, I hold the source code for my new video game: Wojak Trivia Night
October 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM