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miri
@celesticidal.bsky.social
reader, writer, houseplant hoarder, budding bird nerd and adhd flicker-brain in montana. she/hers.
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They're here! They're here! The Comedy Wildlife Awards finalists are here!
www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/fina...
October 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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October 5, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
October 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week
me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download.
steam: so you're gonna play it?
me: fuck you
October 1, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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I have my great great great grandfathers diary in my possession - he drew this in 1845. There were no photos so he drew what he saw.

I am sharing Henry T Whinfield’s art for the first time ever to the world.

This is a world debut.
October 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
October 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
GOOD COW ALERT
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
October 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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A lot of people are saying this is good and they're really underselling it.
I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...
The Most Unlovable Man in New York City
On being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
October 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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gm
September 30, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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September 30, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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don’t turn my mailman into a cop, that sucks
New: USPS is to put cameras in its trucks that continuously record. This is to gather data on roads, signage, and to improve "community safety," the agency tells me. The cameras are marketed to capture passing license plates too, but don't run ALPR software
www.404media.co/usps-to-put-...
USPS To Put Cameras in Trucks That Scan Roads for ‘Community Safety’
USPS says the cameras, put on USPS truck dashboards, will scan roads, signs, and more.
www.404media.co
September 30, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Reading, and writing, are holy.

I love reading novels because they tell me something. They say: "this is what someone believed enough to dedicate months or years of their life to say." This is just as true for the trashiest pulp as it is for the highest literature.
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
September 30, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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It's that day again. Use any and all resources available to help you through it. (And, as always, #FuckAI)
September 28, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. I wrote one song a whole lot of people liked. Then I quit Spotify shortly before it hit 2 million plays. Oh well!
"The city is war-torn
And nearly impassable
I act the lovelorn
Dramatically laughable"
unwoman.bandcamp.com/track/the-he...
(Day 255)
The Heroine, by Unwoman
from the album The Fires I Started
unwoman.bandcamp.com
September 26, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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If someone wasn't wearing a shirt with this on it was it even really a house party in the late 2000's
May 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale?

ANUBIS: No. Just your heart

ME: No money, no good deeds?

ANUBIS: No

ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points

ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather

ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
September 24, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Never before has a turtle turtled this hard. Zoom in and appreciate The Foot
September 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Moo’s Next
Very probably the best photo I've ever taken of a 16th Century dovecote with a cow standing in front of it, surrounded by buttercups, looking like she has just dropped a debut album she is thoroughly proud of.
September 22, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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Trump approval rating has screwed the pooch so badly that it is now eligible for recruitment by the FBI.
Trump approval rating is now low enough that he's trying to seduce it
September 21, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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once you realize 99% of online discourse is literally just 'It Is Ontologically Evil To Annoy Me Personally' you come to terms with how meaningless it is
September 20, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.
September 18, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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going back in time to tell my teenage secular atheist self that when the war comes i am fighting on the side of the pope against the libidinous rationalist forces
September 20, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Narnia books as Isekai Manga
September 19, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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mmygod
September 18, 2026 at 9:35 PM
NO
September 18, 2026 at 7:46 PM