Chairman Wow
@chairmanwow.bsky.social
Writer. Convalescing comedian. Casanova of Crosswords, philandering philatelist, astute aesthete
Debut novel:
A Soldier's Worst Enemy available soon!!
Debut novel:
A Soldier's Worst Enemy available soon!!
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Chairman Wow
@chairmanwow.bsky.social
· Nov 11
I put my socks on both feet at the same time. Just like everyone else
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If I actually had a to-do list, you’d be on it.
September 23, 2026 at 2:19 AM
If I actually had a to-do list, you’d be on it.
Half my family
September 23, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Half my family
I moved to the Lone Star State to see why it has that rating. I don't know what I was expecting.
September 23, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I moved to the Lone Star State to see why it has that rating. I don't know what I was expecting.
You have to watch an ad first nowadays
Aliens don’t probe like they use to
September 23, 2026 at 2:05 AM
You have to watch an ad first nowadays
Yes. We rejoice when cosmic justice happens to demonstratively bad people. nerd
All of you celebrating a fellow human being injured and his career placed in jeopardy, I suspect, are the same folks who agreed with Mango Mussolini about Kaepernick.
September 22, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Yes. We rejoice when cosmic justice happens to demonstratively bad people. nerd
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BREAKING: Giants QB Jaxson Dart takes a knee in solidarity with Colin Kaepernick at the start of tonight's Monday Night Football game.
September 22, 2026 at 12:40 AM
BREAKING: Giants QB Jaxson Dart takes a knee in solidarity with Colin Kaepernick at the start of tonight's Monday Night Football game.
It's his make-a-Wish event. Please follow
50 new followers in 10 hours? Holy shit you guys really want me to rob a bank.
September 22, 2026 at 7:14 PM
It's his make-a-Wish event. Please follow
I almost forgot!!! The lefty school librarian there placed it on the first shelf of the fiction section. Mary Jo was a badass
When I was a high school teacher there, I "displayed" them inside a closed wall locker
September 22, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I almost forgot!!! The lefty school librarian there placed it on the first shelf of the fiction section. Mary Jo was a badass
I wish just one JUST ONE republican politician would agree to fist fight me for charity so I'll be motivated to get back in fighting shape
September 22, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I wish just one JUST ONE republican politician would agree to fist fight me for charity so I'll be motivated to get back in fighting shape
I'm a small scrappy lad. I'm pretty sure I could take most of the officials in the regime tho. My first choice would be Homan...then Miller, and save Pete for a lengthy beating. Before tagging in my teammate
September 22, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I'm a small scrappy lad. I'm pretty sure I could take most of the officials in the regime tho. My first choice would be Homan...then Miller, and save Pete for a lengthy beating. Before tagging in my teammate
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anal is short for autumnal
September 22, 2026 at 5:09 PM
anal is short for autumnal
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pronouncing the band Live like live instead of live
September 22, 2026 at 2:23 PM
pronouncing the band Live like live instead of live
When I was a high school teacher there, I "displayed" them inside a closed wall locker
September 22, 2026 at 2:34 PM
When I was a high school teacher there, I "displayed" them inside a closed wall locker
Weirdos
Turns out maybe people LIKE having jobs, and healthcare, and education, and not watching their cities being attacking by our own military!
September 22, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Weirdos
More like Jaxon Shart. Amiright ladies? This guy gets it...
September 22, 2026 at 2:21 AM
More like Jaxon Shart. Amiright ladies? This guy gets it...
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PEYTON: Not a throw you want to make with that kinda safety look. Alright Eli, why don’t you introduce our next guess.
ELI: Yeah, Peyt, excited to welcome on New Yorker magazine staff writer Mr. Isaac Chotiner.
PEYTON: Wait—
CHOTINER: Hey Eli. Peyton, in February 1996—
PEYTON: Wait wait wait—
ELI: Yeah, Peyt, excited to welcome on New Yorker magazine staff writer Mr. Isaac Chotiner.
PEYTON: Wait—
CHOTINER: Hey Eli. Peyton, in February 1996—
PEYTON: Wait wait wait—
September 22, 2026 at 12:23 AM
PEYTON: Not a throw you want to make with that kinda safety look. Alright Eli, why don’t you introduce our next guess.
ELI: Yeah, Peyt, excited to welcome on New Yorker magazine staff writer Mr. Isaac Chotiner.
PEYTON: Wait—
CHOTINER: Hey Eli. Peyton, in February 1996—
PEYTON: Wait wait wait—
ELI: Yeah, Peyt, excited to welcome on New Yorker magazine staff writer Mr. Isaac Chotiner.
PEYTON: Wait—
CHOTINER: Hey Eli. Peyton, in February 1996—
PEYTON: Wait wait wait—
Is Logan the uglier one?
September 22, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Is Logan the uglier one?
I'm gonna go ahead and root for the team without the fascist aligned coach. (I'm not gonna watch football)
September 22, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I'm gonna go ahead and root for the team without the fascist aligned coach. (I'm not gonna watch football)
Follow this account. I need a job
Only 150 followers to go before me and the boys get our balaclava’s on. Still not a joke.
At 2k followers I’ll rob a bank.
September 22, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Follow this account. I need a job
Egg yolk would be a good name for a uniform color.
September 22, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Egg yolk would be a good name for a uniform color.
The deadline to register in Texas is October 5th.
As always, my advice is:
If you see a poll that worries you, roll up your sleeves and get to work. Donate, register, volunteer.
And if you see a poll you like? Go to the same things.
If you see a poll that worries you, roll up your sleeves and get to work. Donate, register, volunteer.
And if you see a poll you like? Go to the same things.
September 21, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The deadline to register in Texas is October 5th.
It takes a village
UGH, FINE
*reaches for flare gun*
*reaches for flare gun*
September 21, 2026 at 10:13 PM
It takes a village
Get this man his bread, yo
Only 150 followers to go before me and the boys get our balaclava’s on. Still not a joke.
At 2k followers I’ll rob a bank.
September 21, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Get this man his bread, yo
Who's job is it to wake up the Green Day guy next week?
September 21, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Who's job is it to wake up the Green Day guy next week?
You mean evil cow
Can't believe I made it to 79. I mean, holy cow!
September 21, 2026 at 4:07 PM
You mean evil cow